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Wednesday, March 21, 2012

HE has to PRE-APPROOVE the clotheing that I select.

Ellen March 21, 2012 at 2:39 pm

But it is WORTH it. Brook’s brothers has VERY CLASSEICAL Lines that make us look alot thinner, so why NOT I say.

The manageing partner told me he would pay up to the lesser of $350 or 20% that I spend to UPGRADE my wardrobe this year, but HE has to PRE-APPROOVE the clotheing that I select.

I first thought this was DUMB, but I spend alot, and $350 would be good. I just do NOT want him comeing to the store for fittings. FOOEY on that I told him.

I told him I would show him clotheing on the INTERNET and if he approved, I would then give him the copy of the bill and he would PAY me 20% up to $350 this year.

He is not all bad.

anon in DC March 21, 2012 at 3:57 pm

I’m not a lawyer but this doesn’t seem legal, or ethical…

TCFKAG March 21, 2012 at 4:00 pm: Why not? Why would it be different then a workplace that provided a uniform or clothes budget for its employees? (which btw, my dad’s does because its a union perk).
TCFKAG March 21, 2012 at 4:01 pm: Okay, the part about the manageing partner approving the clothes is a wee bit creepy, but not necessarily illegal or even unethical (as long as it isn’t used as a method of sexual harassment…which knowing this manageing partner I guess is questionable).

Godzilla March 21, 2012 at 4:09 pm

eLLEN, your manageing partner sounds like a DOOSH.

eek March 21, 2012 at 4:22 pm: I just spit out my Hawaiian Punch. PHOOOOOEY.

Monday, March 19, 2012

"the MANAGEING PARTNER was already eating it."

Hats off to Kanye East for recognizing (and coining the term for) an "Ellen Moment."

Kanye East March 19, 2012 at 4:22 pm

You guise I had an Ellen moment today.

Our receptionist ordered me a special gluten-free meal for a lunch meeting. When I got to the meeting, the MANAGEING PARTNER was already eating it.

He is always very obviously checking out what I wear every day, too.

OMG AM I ELLEN?!

AnonInfinity March 19, 2012 at 4:27 pm: Did the meal give him bad breathe?

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Blonde Lawyer March 19, 2012 at 4:46 pm: From one gluten free person to another, that sucks.

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Bluejay March 19, 2012 at 4:55 pm: Ha.

But seriously, how did you react? I have food allergies too and I’m always concerned that someone will eat my “special” food.

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jcb March 19, 2012 at 5:14 pm: Perhaps he thought that, being MANAGEING PARTNER, the extra special meal was clearly for him. How annoying! Hope you had some edible alternatives.

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Lawlala March 19, 2012 at 5:52 pm: Fooey on him!

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Monday March 19, 2012 at 6:07 pm: YAY!!! I am so happy you had a nice LUNCH!

You might get a PROMOTOIN from him also!

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mamabear March 19, 2012 at 7:14 pm: FOOEY!

Was he stareing at you while he ATE you’re LUNCH??

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I told him they smeled to strong and I did NOT like them

Ellen March 19, 2012 at 3:38 pm

Me to. The manageing partner now is lookeing for me to start getting cleints for the firm, so he wants me to dress acordingly.

I am NOT sure what he means, but I will NOT pay alot of money to dress in stodegey clotheing just so that I can get cleints.

He also had the maintanence people install some air frensheners in the bathroom that smell AWFUL! I told him they smeled to strong and I did NOT like them but he just smiled. FOOEY on that!

Saturday, March 17, 2012

Can you imagine, a Green Sari?

Notice the two-day time window between initial theme post and update.

Ellen March 16, 2012 at 3:03 pm

The manageing partner was MAD at me today b/c I did NOT wear green. He said I should have come in wearing a green SARI.

Can you imagine, a Green Sari?

FOOEY on him. I will NOT let him make fun of me. FOOEY!

Ellen March 18, 2012 at 3:13 pm: A drunken guy with a smelley green shirt barfed all over my apartement hall way last night and the cleaneing staff will NOT be here clean it until Monday! Fooey!

Friday, March 16, 2012

wants to objectivize me as a woman

Ellen March 16, 2012 at 9:57 am

I think this remindes me of the MAD MEN women! I LOVE that show! And the price is right to!~

But the manageing partner wants to objectivize me as a woman and I will NOT have that so I will not wear this to work. FOOEY on him!

Lynnet March 16, 2012 at 2:01 pm

Has anyone else noticed that Ellen’s comments always show up late? I wonder if Kat has it set to send posts by that name immediately into moderation. Which then makes me wonder what kind of really inappropriate posts we’re being spared…

TCFKAG March 16, 2012 at 2:19 pm: Ellen has complained about this in the past. Though recently her posts have been ALMOST sensical — or else I’ve just been spending too much time on here.

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Friday, March 9, 2012

until I get a REAL comitment leeding to MARRAGE!

The first mention of Ellen's best (known) romantic prospect to date, LARRY.

Ellen March 9, 2012 at 3:32 pm

I wanted to be the FIRST to say I am back from doing my EBT’s and wanted to make sure every one knows I was NOT at the manageing partner for sneezeing on me. I did NOT have the flu, but do NOT like it when he shine’s his head with his dirty hankercheef!

I met a new guy, Larry, and he seem’s nice, but I am NOT going to let him get any where until AFTER I am sure he is sincere. That is what hapened with Alan. FOOEY on him.

Anonymous March 9, 2012 at 6:41 pm

Finally!!!!! Do NOT blOw this one Ellen.

Lyssa March 10, 2012 at 9:24 am

Or do, if she wants him to stick around. Hehe.

Valerie March 11, 2012 at 1:57 pm: Pftooey! You do want to start giving any guy on the street BJs on demand. Best to wait until after you get the ring to do that.

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karenpadi March 9, 2012 at 7:58 pm

Ellen, I dated a “Larry” a few months back, I hope it isn’t the same one. We might have to FIGHT over him.

Ellen March 9, 2012 at 8:05 pm: I hope NOT! NO man is worth Fighting for my dad says.

My Larry (and btw, I have NOT done anything sexuel with him –FOOEY!) is has a JD degree FROM Fordam University. He has a job also.

I agreed with my FATHER that I will not sacrefice my BODY for ANY man until I get a REAL comitment leeding to MARRAGE! Not like ALAN. Fooey on Alan.

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Thursday, March 8, 2012

and then buffed his BALD head with it! FOOEY!

Ellen March 8, 2012 at 2:25 pm

This I AGREE with. The MANAGEING partner came in sneezeing and sniffleing all winter, then came to MY desk and was bloweing his NOSE all over the place.

It was disgusteing! And I could NOT say anything because he pay’s my Salary, so it is NOT a good idea.

But then he wiped his nose with his dirty hankerchief, and then buffed his BALD head with it! FOOEY!

If he did NOT pay my salary, I would tell him to dissapear and blowe his nose some where ELSE! FOOEY!