Thursday, September 19, 2013

and then put rice on it over nite

And here we have our answer as to why there wasn't more Ellen yesterday. Not much story here, but she did seem to try to make up for the lost volume in text.

I would like to see these museum’s also, but dad says I can NOT spend money to travel as long as I keep buying clothe’s. FOOEY! I would like to buy clothe’s to travel in, but he say’s I have to many clothes already.
I could not post today at work b/c Frank spilled coffee on my computer when he was leaning over me lookeing down my blouse. I realy got mad b/c he did NOT need to be leaning over me to begin with, especialy with coffee that he spilled over the lap top.
The manageing partner had to call the teck guy to come see what he could do and he did NOTHING other then stare at the screen, then at me, then at my boobie’s and then back at the screen. He suggested that we get a hair dryer and blow dry the lap top and then put rice on it over nite to dry out. I said that was dumb b/c it was wet INSIDE the lap top from Frank’s coffee.
The manageing partner said that I probabely need a new computer anyway, and that after we move to the new place, he was going to replace all computer’s with HP Ultrabook’s. I said why dont we just all get MacBook’s and he said they were to expensive. I told him I had a Macbook air at home but not everything worked with the office so we should all have the same thing, and he said he was NOT willing to spend $2000 per person when his freind at HP said he could do it for about $800 per person. I told him I did NOT like window’s and my dad suggested in his business recomendation’s that the firm go MAC with Macbook Pro’s or Desktop Mac’s. The manageing partner did NOT agree with Dad, even tho dad has alot of teck experience from the milatary.
I did next to nothing at work today, b/c my computer had coffee all over it and in it and we could NOT get it to turn on again b/c it was soaked. The teck guy said he could mabye transfer my files to a new machine after it dried out, but we have NO new machine to transfer it to!!!! FOOEY b/c I have case’s that are on my drive that I have to make motion’s for next week. Roberta and the Supermarkit Guy’s need to know that I will have to ask for a CONTINUEANCE in their cases. I supose that is OK, b/c the manageing partner is willing to sign an affidavid stating same and have Frank co-sign, b/c it was HIS coffee that ruined my computer — all b/c he was stareing at my boobies! FOOEY. I will have to wear turtelneck’s from now on, now that it is getteing cold out.
I think that the teck guy will tell the manageing partner to get me a lease computer for now until we get new computer’s in December. The teck guy now want’s to date me also, but he is kind of gross.

Wednesday, September 18, 2013

[Alan in RECOVERIE? Or at least remor'se?]

KIND OF A BIG DEAL!!!

Oh so many thanks to Steph for drawing my attention to the coment's below (original source here.) I had seen Ellen's initial post and don't think I bothered to blog it, but I'm certainly sorry I missed Alan's doubel appearances a few months later. Firstly, it's been quite some time since we'd heard from the lad directly--at least by my intel. Secondly, marvel at the change in attitude between June and December! From unrepentant drunkard to witsfully reflective? Is this even the same guy? (Yes, it is all the same guy always. Shut up and play along.)

I did omit a few unrelated comments from others in between Ellen's post and Alan's first, but Alan1 and Alan2 are indeed consecutive. Is he trying to repent toward Ellen using the only forum where she's confirmed to exist? Did she change her phone number and filter all his emails after they broke up--thus he's stuck with the comments section as his only mode of communication? If so, duh, we need to know whether she saw it and if so how she reacted. Perhaps this will be her initial heads-up and ELLENWatch will get an exclusive first take!

Recall that since last year Alan does apparently have a girlfreind and also, last Ellen knew, seemed still to be employed. The pining for Ellen could use some explanation, as well as what seems to be an admission that he was fired. For those just tuning in, Alan is a CPA, though at times in the past it did seem his professional license might have been at risk due to the boozin'.

No word from Ellen herself on Corporette today. My guess is it's all in moderation, but we'll see tomorrow. 

READER FEEDBACK

Ellen Barshevsky from Bay Ridge says:
Oy! What's a mother to do?
March 22, 2012, 5:51 pm
Alan from Brooklyn Heights says:
What's a little alchohol to the young adults? After they are b'mitzva'ed, they should be able to have a little drink, no?
June 3, 2012, 9:15 am
Alan Sheketovits from Brooklyn Heights says:
This is the road to doom. I personally started to go down hill after starting to drink, and having easy access to alcohol is the problem. As a victim, I too want to figure out a solution to the alcohol issue. It has cost me the woman I could have married as well as a good job, that I cannot replace.
Dec. 22, 2012, 8:11 am

Tuesday, September 17, 2013

24-36 hour’s for anything resembeling a date

Do we agree with turning down David on the principle of no late-notice dates? Was anyone equally fussy as an 8th grader? 

Note that the date for Willem's company gala next month is on.
I agree and I love color block’ed dresse’s like this one, but I have NOT gone into Bloomies in the last coupel of week’s. FOOEY! b/c it is not that expensive. Dad has been monitoring my credit card’s more closely since I bought my new fall coat ($340 at L&T), so I have to watch it, but I am wearing it today! YAY! It is chilly out and I decided to take the subway b/c it is to nice to wear with a fitbit walk, tho I will walk at lunch with my fitbit and nike air shoe’s.
I decided NOT to meet David downtown yesterday. He did NOT give me much notice and I am not going to follow him around like a puppy dog. Myrna agreed. He need’s to give me AT LEAST 24-36 hour’s for anything resembeling a date, not just “meet me at West Broadway and 13th” or whatever. Fooey on that. I am not an 8th grader, and expect alot more from him or anyone else that want’s to date me.
Today, Myrna is comeing over at 3, and we are leaveing early to take in another museum around the corner. She get’s free admission from her company. I should ask the manageing partner if he can get us free admission for our law firm, so I would not have to pay the admission price, b/c it is so very expensive to go to museum’s otherwise and I would rather get good takeout for that price. DOUBEL FOOEY!
Willem called today on my cell (finaly), and I said that I would go with him, but that he would need to stay in the car when it drove me back from the Barclay’s center, b/c I do not want to drive alone after midnite with some guy from a 3rd world country. He said he would so that is setteled! Yay! I will have to tell mom & dad, b/c they usueally call every week nite and this is a Thursday nite, so I do not want them to think I am out that late. I think I will take off from Work on Friday, b/c I will not be that effective if I go to bed around 2 a.m. Fooey! I have just finished the Powerpoint Slide’s for the manageing partner. The CLE peeople asked for alot of changes, which I now just made for the manageing partner. I am invited to go but the manageing partner has NOT yet got the OK for me to sit on the DAIS as a speaker b/c I am NOT listed in the CLE flyer as a presenter. He said he is workeing on it tho. YAY!

Monday, September 16, 2013

I realy do NOT like goieng

Yep, that would be Evan she's talking about (probably--I don't think we ever got the exact location of the Matzo Ball, but all other factors line up neatly). Was she still undecided about going when she posted this? Is she out with David as I type? 

Hug’s! This sound’s like me when I take any time off b/c no one else but me does ANY legal research, and I am the only one that goe’s into court, except once or twice when the manageing partner filled in for me when I went to Saint Louis.
David is trying to get back into my good grace’s and he has DAD pusheing. I did NOT want to tell dad about WILLEM, after he scowled about RAT’s and how Willerd was a rat lover. I think I might have to see that MOVIE, if it is on DEMAND at TIME WARNER.
David want’s me to meet him tonite at a place in Chelsea. I realy do NOT like goieng somewhere I have not been by myself. He is down there for Busness, but I do NOT know the area. I did go to a party there where some Internet wonk picked me up and wanted to date me. I think his name was Evan, or mabye some other name, but I recall he was snooty and had very BAD BREATHE, and some times picked his nose, tho he said he had alot of money. I do NOT want money if a guy has bad breathe or pick’s his nose. Sam is another one like him. What is it with men who pick their nose in public? It is GROSS.
What does the hive think about a guy with money who does NOT take care of oral hygene? I think bad teeth and bad breathe are deal breaker’s. What does the HIVE think? I hope you agree so I can tell dad.

The guy, who spoke Haitian

When this happened to me, I asked them to fix it, b/c they seemed to GRILL the stain into my sweater. Someone (I think Alan) had spilled a little RED wine on my mohair sweater, which was white, and when my cleaneing lady brought it to them I had had her SPECEIFICALLY show them the stain and ask them if they could get it out. The guy, who spoke Haitian, said that it would be NO PROBELEM, but when my cleaneing lady came back with it, the wine stain just got bigger (about the size of a quarter!!!!
So I had the cleaneing lady go back and ask them to fix it by trying again. They tried again, but onley got it darker. They did NOT charge me but offered to “paint” it white. I said NO, and gave it to Good Will! FOOEY b/c I liked that sweater. It was bulky enough so that it did NOT show when I put on a few pound’s, but I could NOT walk around with a White Sweater with a stain on the front. FOOEY!!!
Alan got me another sweater, but it was a CHEEP one from Century 21. FOOEY! I still have it but do NOT wear it b/c it reminds me of him and drinkeing. DOUBEL FOOEY!

economicaly compateible

I had to give it this title because I think it's a genius euphemism. Like all the best ones, it dresses up a statement highly unflattering to the speaker and makes it sound somehow technical/analytic. Meanwhile I am totally baffled by Dad's moves here: low-earning David is acceptable, with Dad himself making up for his shortcomings, where Willem is disqualified for his first name? I'm not a huge fan either, but since when is Dad the bleeding heart aesthete? 

Yay! I love this pleated dress, and have been to BERGDORFF’s onley last week!
As for the OP, I have not been to Switzerland, but I love Swiss Chocolate. When we were dateing, Alan got me Lint Chocolate’s from Switzerland and they have their own place on 5th Avenue, where they give out FREE CHOCOLATE. Yay!
This weekend, I did NOT get any food on Saturday morning, tho Dad had a cup of coffee, then we all prayed for a while and David was there talkeing to Dad, and now I promised dad I would let David take me out and try again. I told him I do NOT think we are economicaly compateible, but Dad say’s he will make up the diference, b/c he was a littel LEERY of Sam’s intent and he does not like the name WILLEM. He said it reminded him of the movie of the guy with the RAT’S, named WILLERD, and I do NOT like rat’s either. FOOEY, b/c they are all over the city, near me b/c they are buildeing the second avenue subway!
Myrna loved the matza ball soup and we finaly got home Sunday in time to go to the MUSEUM. YAY! I love MUSEUM’s b/c there is a lot of stuff in there I have NEVER seen before. The guard there followed me from room to room as if I was goeing to steal something! I asked him what he was doeing and he said “walkeing”, but I think he was just stareing at me and Myrna, b/c Myrna is very cute and she was weareing a very cute outfit.
Now the manageing partner has asked me to start planning our move. He said he want’s to go Digital, but I think he does NOT want to pay for the space for our library. FOOEY! I need to do research, but How can I do it w/o a library? He does NOT read book’s and Frank surf’s the Internet, so that leave’s me to do all the work. FOOEY!

Saturday, September 14, 2013

hyfenateing our names

Yes, the link I have is so amazing that you had to wait FOUR DAY'S for it!!! Here we are with an earlier iteration of Ellen's and Alan's plans on last names, including possibel ramifications for children and adulterous deception/abandonment. Ellen's preference has remained consistent; her spelling of the word "hyphenate" has morphed. 

Commenters have recently suggested that Grandma Leyeh track Alan down and force him to marry Ellen due to their intimate history. I strongly doubt Ellen is thinking the same, but if the old woman has been planting seeds this may be our only clue. 

I agree with this. I actualy had this issue when I was thinkeing that I would be MARRIED soon to Alan, but I did NOT fall in love with his name — SHEKETOVITS. Alan SHEKETOVITS and Ellen Barshevsky. I did NOT want to be Ellen Sheketovits, and the thought of hyfenateing our names also did NOT make me happy. Sheketovits-Barshevsky he wanted, if we were to hyphenate, and I said it would be better with Barshevsky-Sheketovits, if we had to do that. Either way, it was a big FOOEY b/c Alan got mad whenever I brought up MARRAGE. FOOEY!
My Dad suggested that we drop the Sheketovits name entirely, b/c Grandma Leyeh said this was not a name of royalty in the old country, while Barshevsky was. I have NEVER found any treatises saying which names were royal, but there is a Barshevsky family tree that Grandma Leyeh maintain’s that she will not show any one. She was NOT pleased about mom’s lineage, and still think’s that she brough fat tuchuses into the bloodline, and now that they are IN, we will forever have fat tuchuses in our family. Dad agree’s, and Alan’s mother also has a fat tuchus, so mabye that is a good thing that I never MARRIED Alan. YAY!
For now, I just have to make sure I VET any prospective suitor with Grandma Leyeh. She has a 6 FACTOR analysis she use’s to see if a guy is goeing to be worthy to marry me. YAY!!!