Ellen has thus attended the Matzo Ball for at least the second year in a row. I enjoy Evan's encapsulation of baldness and bad breathe, the two most consistant strikes against men in Ellen's life. He does potentially sound more age-appropriate, however, so even if not as a cleint perhaps we will hear more of him. Or he could try both angles, as did (unsuccessfully) Jim.
Merry Christmas to KAT and the Hive!!!! Yay!
I went with Myrna last nite to THE MATZO Ball. She is a dude magnet so I figured I could meet a decent guy. She did but I came up EMPTY. FOOEY!
This 1/2 bald guy Evan, with terible breathe kept following me around all nite. He was some INTERENET enterprenoor who has his own company in SOHO. He kept askeing me if I wanted to see his place. NOT AT 2 I the morning I said. He stayed behind me all nite LIKE HE was my shapparone or something and the when I left and was lookeing for a cab, his choffer pulled up and waived Evan over and said get in I will drop you off. I actually acepted ONLY b/c it was cold and wet and there was no cabs around.
He dropped me off but I did not let him do anything. He said he owns a place in SILICONE VALLEY TOO and hires lawyers all the time. Against my better jugement I gave him my business card. If I am goeing to be a partner I CANNOT be jugementeal my dad says. I have to be nice to EVERYBOEDY so I bring in buseness!!!! Yay!
This guy wants to DATE ME and I just want his company as a cleint. I will ask the Manageing partner b/c he said he would call I hope I can get him as a cleint w/o haveing to date him.
The guy is questionable, Ellen. Anyone with that kind of money ought to take better care of his teeth and breath. If not, this is a harbinger of worse things to come.
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