ELLENWatch: May 2011

Friday, May 27, 2011

annual Subscription to a upscale Coffee service.

Ellen May 27, 2011 at 10:54 am

I would find out if they liked fresh COFFEE, and then get them the annual Subscription to a upscale Coffee service.

My father LOVES Gevalia coffee, and it comes from SWEDEN, so I bought him a coffee subscripion. My mother does NOT drink coffee, so it will last even longer!

cbackson May 27, 2011 at 1:09 pm

It comes from SWEDEN?! Really! How exciting!

Bunkster May 27, 2011 at 1:42 pm: Yes. The best coffee comes from Hawaii, Jamaica, Columbia, and Sweden!

Channeling Can’t Buy Me Love and this quote: “Oh, yeah. The best leathers come from Rome, Paris, and Des Moines!”

Thursday, May 26, 2011

fresh and clean at ALL times.

A NEW boyfriend in May 2011? This seems totally implausible. Should have been around the time that long-established Alan was on his way out, and nobody has come forward to replace him.

Ellen May 26, 2011 at 7:06 pm

Fooey!

Would not this would smell really bad? If I did this my new BF would object. He wants me to be fresh and clean at ALL times.

Monday, May 16, 2011

"Are you really Ellen?"

Actually, my observation has been that the spelling, grammar, punctuation and caps have gotten WORSE over time!!!

Ellen May 16, 2011 at 10:15 am

These peep-toe shoes would NEVER be acceptable at my firm, even though I got to wear shoes like this in the Bahamas with the manageing partner. I do love the dress, though. We were TOLD in our firm’s causal dress code not to expose our feet at work (this goes for MEN also), and this even includes SANDALS in the Summer, so I would be sent home or to buy another pair. I LOVE peep toe shoes, so that means I say FOOEY on our dress code.

ImposterFinder May 16, 2011 at 11:11 am

Are you really Ellen?

Monday May 16, 2011 at 11:20 am: Ellen isn’t even “really Ellen,” so I feel like identifying a fake is kind of a lost cause. But we’ll see if she tries to show some kind of credential to prove she’s the original! I’d be CUREIOUS.

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meme May 16, 2011 at 11:24 am

I think this Ellen lacks the original Ellen’s creativity. The most recent posts are all about the manageing partner and the word Fooey. And they don’t contain nearly enough misspellings, made-up words or grammatical errors. I agree that this looks like a fake Ellen troll!

found a peanut May 16, 2011 at 11:27 am

a troll of a troll. how meta.

Cfm May 16, 2011 at 12:24 pm

I’m not talking about a troll of a troll. I’m talking about a troll of a troll of a troll. Three levels.

That many trolls within a troll is to unstable! When you have a troll within a troll the effect is compounded. It’s going to get worse as we go deeper.

Scully May 16, 2011 at 12:36 pm: Haha, such a great movie!
L May 16, 2011 at 12:52 pm: BRRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAWRMWRMWRMWRM!
(Inception button)
http://inception.davepedu.com/
Cfm May 16, 2011 at 2:29 pm: Oh god I love that button. I want to use it my next meeting when someone says “hey did you ever consider..” about something that happened two weeks ago. I will brahmm them.

Thursday, May 12, 2011

my coments must be relevent to the THREADS.

All valid, studious observations.

Ellen May 12, 2011 at 10:48 am

Wrap tops like this one is better for peeple like my mom. They almost ALWAYS make me look fatter then I am, and because I am svelte, I stay away from these. Right now, I do very well by wearing fitted blouses that accentuates my figure. the only problem with looking good is that the manageing partner always comments on my clotheing. I can REALLY do without his critiques.

ADS May 12, 2011 at 10:59 am

Still disappointing, Ellen/Alan. You know you can do better!

K May 12, 2011 at 11:24 am

Agreed. I’ve come to expect more :)

anon May 12, 2011 at 11:29 am

possible ellen copycat??

Anonymous May 12, 2011 at 1:09 pm: GASP! A cheap counterfeit copy!
AnonInfinity May 12, 2011 at 2:22 pm: I do believe so!

eb May 12, 2011 at 11:45 am

But the capslock is back! I can’t wait for Further Adventures of the Bald Bad BREATH Manageing Partner.

Ellen May 12, 2011 at 2:30 pm

I am VERY glad that you remember me, and also that you LIKED me. I have alot of stories about the Manageing Partner and my legal career that I can share, but I know from Kat that my coments must be relevent to the THREADS.

So, I understand that my coments can be apreciated, and I will be sure to make my coments germane. I will tell you today, that I gave the manageing partner some listerine tabs to put on his tongue so that his breathe does NOT stink as much, but he does NOT use them.

E May 12, 2011 at 3:15 pm: Hmm – followup from Ellen? This may be a copycat.
2L NYC May 12, 2011 at 3:33 pm: Yes, Ellen/Alan never acknowledged her troll-ness. This is like meta-trolling.

Wednesday, May 11, 2011

maintain the integrety of the sight

"Susan" is also a handle used by someone real, at least as of 2012. No particular reason to think that the provocateur, here, and response from "Ellen" came from the same person, but the spirit is certainly there.

Susan May 11, 2011 at 4:46 pm

I agree. Far too sexy to wear to work. The men would be staring at my breasts. They do that anyway, but this would almost give them license to do so and I do not want to do that.

Jas May 11, 2011 at 5:11 pm

Susan/Ellen, I feel like you’re not really putting the effort in anymore. Where’s the passion? Where’s the capslock?

Cfm May 11, 2011 at 5:28 pm: Agree, Susan/Ellen/Laura has been in a huge slump. If you are going to bother posting Susan, find your passion. Remember what it was that brought you to the site in the first place, made you want to share about the bald men objectifying you, your problems being so pretty and looking like a younger, prettier cameron diaz. It was hard been so pretty and successful. Recapture that. You didn’t even address the exposed zipper.
SF Bay Associate May 11, 2011 at 5:30 pm: Ha Cfm! – I just lol’d rather loudly, catching the eye of the records guy going by. Classic.
Ellen May 11, 2011 at 6:02 pm: Your right, but Kat doesn’t like it when I get to emotional. She wants to maintain the integrety of the sight, so that is why I have been a little reserved. I like the sight ALOT, so I am doing what Kat wants. Meow!
Sydney Bristow May 11, 2011 at 6:36 pm: Cfm I started laughing really loudly myself. Luckily I’m at home, but I think my cat is confused. Too funny!
Decor Cutie May 13, 2011 at 9:30 am: Jas, CFM, SF Bay, you guys are ‘off the hook’. I’m plotzing, lol!