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Wednesday, September 21, 2011

his mustash does NOT catch all of the SOUP he eats.

Ellen September 21, 2011 at 3:21 pm

I ALWAYS think it is good to wear your GLASES, if you have them, b/c you need to be recognised.

If all of a sudden you are wearing glases, no one will be able to MATCH you to you’re picture, and that would be silly.

My high school year-book has me with glasses, and I still wear the same one’s.

That is why I think I was abel to get into Law School, b/c I looked very BOOK SMART.

Monday September 21, 2011 at 3:37 pm

Ellen, this contribution is not as strong as your usual performance. It’s simultaneously too incoherent and too dull. Remember that we are here to discuss your MANAGEING PARTNER’s bad breath, the need for Alan to finally marry you and COVER your EXPENESES, and Supreme Court Jussectices who wear Scrunchies.

SF Bay Associate September 21, 2011 at 3:41 pm

+10 Little Lurker points.

Monday September 21, 2011 at 3:43 pm: Corporette fist pump.
Little Lurker September 21, 2011 at 7:26 pm: HA!

I was swamped today, but y’all made up for it with this thread. ;)

AnonInfinity September 21, 2011 at 3:47 pm

Monday! Don’t bring up Alan. I believe they BROEK UP because of his ALCOHOLLISM.

MaggieLizer September 21, 2011 at 4:00 pm: FOOEY on HIM!

Ellen September 21, 2011 at 3:47 pm

Ok, but I have to stay kind of on TARGET, or I will be edeted out by Kat.

But so long as you asked, I ALSO wear my glases b/c they protect my eyes from the manageing partner’s food that he always spits out when he is eating.

He make’s me go to lunch with him, and his mustash does NOT catch all of the SOUP he eats.

When he talks, some winds up all over the place, but NOT in my eyes b/c of my glases.

Ru September 21, 2011 at 3:50 pm: Much better, Ellen, we approve.
Monday September 21, 2011 at 3:53 pm: It’s alive! Amazing.
MaggieLizer September 21, 2011 at 4:01 pm: Thanks Ellen =)
Hel-lo September 21, 2011 at 4:13 pm: Like.
Bonnie September 21, 2011 at 4:13 pm: Ellen you have to come to the DC meetup.
Anonymous September 21, 2011 at 5:22 pm: Snorted on Metro over this. If Ellen is coming, I will DEFINITELY be at the DC meetup!
Unsub September 21, 2011 at 5:28 pm: If Ellen goes, *I’m* definitely going and I live in LA.
TX Attny September 21, 2011 at 5:49 pm: Unsub, I’m in Texas, and I’m coming too! It always makes me HAPPY to see Ellen’s name.
Vivian September 21, 2011 at 6:32 pm: I think Alan is in DC (works for the government or something like that). Maybe she will reunite with him!
In-House Europe September 22, 2011 at 6:19 am: Oh this just made my day. Ellen if you could bring the MANAGEING PARTNER to the meet-up, I WOULD come all the way fromm EUROPE…

Monday, September 19, 2011

JUSTIFYEING the price to my parents

Ellen September 19, 2011 at 10:21 am

I agree. I like the lenth of it. Below the knee, the manageing partner can NOT look at my legs to much.

But I would have a hard time JUSTIFYEING the price to my parents who are now subsidizeing my apartment in NY.

found a peanut September 19, 2011 at 10:34 am: maybe ask the manageing partner for a raise? or maybe he’ll buy you a new dress if you offer to go out to dinner with him.

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Sunday, September 4, 2011

trying to avoid getting fired.

Looks like the concern about nerdy guy was part of a larger anxiety beginning long before.

Ellen Barshevsky September 4, 2011 at 5:06 pm

I am trying to avoid getting fired. The manageing partner likes me, but he said they are trying to retranche. I wonder if this means my job is on the line?

Friday, August 26, 2011

but he could not take it.

Ellen August 26, 2011 at 10:14 am

They are NOT that carful about having clean clothes over there. My room mate in college from Germany NEVER washed her sweaters, and it smelled BAD. And she would have had a nice boyfriend, but he could not take it.

I think you should bring youre own WOOLITE and wash your clothes in the sink.

Do not stay where there is a shared bathroom. There are alot of weirdos that watch you in the bathroom there with cameras. FOOEY on that!

Monday, August 22, 2011

would NEVER give me a rase

Ellen's salary being contingent on MP's feelings about her spending decisions is a consistent theme.

Ellen August 22, 2011 at 10:15 am

I know. $12.70 is what I should PAY. NOT more. The manageing partner would NEVER give me a rase if he thought I could spend this much on a sweater. FOOEY on this!

Thursday, August 18, 2011

What should I do with my investment’s?

Alan's absence sorely felt.

Ellen August 18, 2011 at 10:16 am

I have a THREADJACK.

I am worried about my 401K plan. Is there anything smart I should be doing?

I do not have a finance adviser to help me, and thought someone here is savvy.

What should I do with my investment’s?

Friday, August 5, 2011

loose fitting sweater @ work.

Vera?

Vera August 5, 2011 at 9:49 am

I agree. I would look very sloppy with such a loose fitting sweater @ work. Plus, it would only encourage others to make comments about my body, which I already do not like.

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Anon August 5, 2011 at 11:28 am

This is definitely Ellen.

Ses August 5, 2011 at 2:34 pm: Bring back EllenClassic. :( I miss her.

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