Wednesday, September 21, 2011

his mustash does NOT catch all of the SOUP he eats.


Ellen September 21, 2011 at 3:21 pm
I ALWAYS think it is good to wear your GLASES, if you have them, b/c you need to be recognised.
If all of a sudden you are wearing glases, no one will be able to MATCH you to you’re picture, and that would be silly.
My high school year-book has me with glasses, and I still wear the same one’s.
That is why I think I was abel to get into Law School, b/c I looked very BOOK SMART.
Monday September 21, 2011 at 3:37 pm
Ellen, this contribution is not as strong as your usual performance. It’s simultaneously too incoherent and too dull. Remember that we are here to discuss your MANAGEING PARTNER’s bad breath, the need for Alan to finally marry you and COVER your EXPENESES, and Supreme Court Jussectices who wear Scrunchies.
SF Bay Associate September 21, 2011 at 3:41 pm
+10 Little Lurker points.
Monday September 21, 2011 at 3:43 pm
Corporette fist pump.
Little Lurker September 21, 2011 at 7:26 pm
HA!
I was swamped today, but y’all made up for it with this thread. ;)
AnonInfinity September 21, 2011 at 3:47 pm
Monday! Don’t bring up Alan. I believe they BROEK UP because of his ALCOHOLLISM.
MaggieLizer September 21, 2011 at 4:00 pm
FOOEY on HIM!
Ellen September 21, 2011 at 3:47 pm
Ok, but I have to stay kind of on TARGET, or I will be edeted out by Kat.
But so long as you asked, I ALSO wear my glases b/c they protect my eyes from the manageing partner’s food that he always spits out when he is eating.
He make’s me go to lunch with him, and his mustash does NOT catch all of the SOUP he eats.
When he talks, some winds up all over the place, but NOT in my eyes b/c of my glases.
Ru September 21, 2011 at 3:50 pm
Much better, Ellen, we approve.
Monday September 21, 2011 at 3:53 pm
It’s alive! Amazing.
MaggieLizer September 21, 2011 at 4:01 pm
Thanks Ellen =)
Hel-lo September 21, 2011 at 4:13 pm
Like.
Bonnie September 21, 2011 at 4:13 pm
Ellen you have to come to the DC meetup.
Anonymous September 21, 2011 at 5:22 pm
Snorted on Metro over this. If Ellen is coming, I will DEFINITELY be at the DC meetup!
Unsub September 21, 2011 at 5:28 pm
If Ellen goes, *I’m* definitely going and I live in LA.
TX Attny September 21, 2011 at 5:49 pm
Unsub, I’m in Texas, and I’m coming too! It always makes me HAPPY to see Ellen’s name.
Vivian September 21, 2011 at 6:32 pm
I think Alan is in DC (works for the government or something like that). Maybe she will reunite with him!
In-House Europe September 22, 2011 at 6:19 am
Oh this just made my day. Ellen if you could bring the MANAGEING PARTNER to the meet-up, I WOULD come all the way fromm EUROPE…


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