ELLENWatch: November 2011

Wednesday, November 30, 2011

and he often roled over to sleep

On demand. Which doesn't happen often.

LMo November 30, 2011 at 6:50 pm

PS – Where is Ellen to weigh in on this?

Ellen November 30, 2011 at 8:41 pm

I did NOT have sex with Alan until after 6 months, but I SHOULD have held out for more then I got from him.

Once he had his way with ME, I felt taken taken advantage alot, b/c when he came over, that is the FIRST thing he wanted from me, and he often roled over to sleep once he had his way. FOOEY!

I say hold out and the man will apreciate you more then he will if you give in. FOOEY!

Tuesday, November 29, 2011

I did NOT invite Alan to my Thanksgiving

I admire this solution to the dry turkey.

Ellen November 29, 2011 at 12:33 pm

I need a pair of new pants with a bigger seat!!! After my turkey turned out DRY, I had to eat alot of it myself.

BTW, I did NOT invite Alan to my Thanksgiving b/c I did not want to have my Parent’s ragging on him for his alchoholism. It is suposed to be a HAPPY holiday, and he would NOT have made me happy.

FOOEY!

I hope to find a REAL man to marry who will NOT drink!

Sunday, November 27, 2011

FOOEY on men that will not MARRY us.

One of only two instances I can remember when people truly got offended. Not unreasonably.

Ellen November 27, 2011 at 8:27 am

That is NOT a nice thing to say. FOOEY on her. And AFTER you gave youreself to HIM and his weenie!

This sounds alot like Alan, but his mother likes me and I am also Jewish, but otherewise it is EXACTLY the same. FOOEY on men that will not MARRY us. FOOEY!

meme November 27, 2011 at 2:34 pm

IMO, this comment proves Ellen is some skeevie guy in his grandmother’s basement. Yuck.

Always a NYer November 27, 2011 at 2:53 pm: I’m speechless, this is a new level for “Ellen.”

SF Bay Associate November 27, 2011 at 3:04 pm

Bad Ellen. Go to your room and think about what you just said, and why it’s inappropriate. Your comments are often funny, kinda like antics from a puppy, but this one is not ok.

Little Lurker November 28, 2011 at 12:22 am

-100 points, Ellen.

This JEWIHS girl is not AMUSED.

(And she wouldn’t be amused if she were CHRISTIAN, MULSIM, HINDOO, BUDDHIST or AHTIEST either.)

Friday, November 25, 2011

Also, my turekey came out dry

Ellen November 25, 2011 at 6:38 pm

Corporetes, there was a good deal at Loehmann’s this morneing–35% off everyething in the store, but it was ONLY in the morneing. I did NOT get their in time. FOOEY!

Also, my turekey came out dry, b/c my father kept openeing the oven to look at it. It was NOT my fault. FOOEY ON THAT also!

TCFKAG November 27, 2011 at 12:19 pm: Next time, perhaps you should TENT it with aluminum foil, ELLNE.

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Wednesday, November 23, 2011

get into the SPIRIT of the holiday’s!!!!!

Usually she does NOT refer to her last name in any form. This made me wonder if some sort of assertion of authenticity was going on, perhaps by a previous Ellen.

Ellen November 23, 2011 at 11:35 am

THREAD JACK- CORPORETES IN THE HIVE!!!!!!!!!

I want to wish EVERY ONE a very happy Thanksgiving!

The manageing partner is letting all of us leave EARLY today (2:00 P.M), and I am going to stop at LORD & Taylor to see thier window’s before going to Penn Station!!!!!

I know it is early for Christmas, but I want to get into the SPIRIT of the holiday’s!!!!!

I will be very BUSY tonite basteing the bird!!!!!!

Love to ALL, Ellen B.

AnonInfinity November 23, 2011 at 11:55 am

WHERE IS ALAN SPENDIGN HIS HOLIDAY?!?!?!?!?!?!

Monday November 23, 2011 at 12:00 pm

I say he babysits for the manageing partner solo. Two birds, one stone. (Or perhaps on T-giving, three birds…)

AnonInfinity November 23, 2011 at 12:03 pm

Genius! And it has the possibility to create some great new Ellen story lines.

Monday November 23, 2011 at 12:09 pm: FOOEY on BOTH of them!

Monday November 23, 2011 at 11:59 am

Absoluetly. HAPPY THANKSGIVING to you as well, Ellen! From ALL of us!

p.s. To any others who are less obsessive Ellen followers than I–”B” stands for Barshevsky. This glorious persona has been online for years, got kicked off the ABA comment platform, and even for a short time had her OWN blawg. I still dare to wish Ellen’s BLAWG will come back some day. GOOGLE this if you get off work early too! Or just want to pretend!

AnonInfinity November 23, 2011 at 12:02 pm

I was wondering about the B. Ellen, please, PLAES (!!) bring BACK the blawg.

Monday November 23, 2011 at 12:07 pm

Infinity, your impeccable use of punctuation has put me to shame. I need you to copy edit my Ellen coments from NOW ON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

AnonInfinity November 23, 2011 at 12:19 pm: *bows*

Responding to Ellen’s posts brings me so much joy. It’s like a Christmas present every day.

MissJackson November 23, 2011 at 12:35 pm

I had no IDEA that Ellen was so PROLIFIEC. Thank YOU for SHAERING!!

Godzilla November 23, 2011 at 12:00 pm

OMG Ellen, my boss is letting me out at 2pm today also! NYCorporettes – we should totally meet up at L&T today. And discuss basteing techniques.

a nonny miss November 23, 2011 at 12:00 pm

HAPPY Thanksgiving to you TOO, Ellen!!!!! I am thankfull that the manageing partner is letting you leave SO EARLY.

Louise November 23, 2011 at 12:01 pm

Thank you Ellen, and a very happy thanksgiving to you, too. I hope your turkey (and I DONT mean the manageing partner) is delicious!

a. November 23, 2011 at 12:14 pm

This made me laugh allowed for alot of minutes!

Anonymous November 23, 2011 at 1:31 pm

this to!

allie November 23, 2011 at 9:15 pm: seriously can’t stop laughing at this.

Lilly November 23, 2011 at 12:05 pm

And a VERY happy Thanksgiving to you too, Ellen! I am quite jealous that your manageing partner is letting you leave early. And I would LOVE to see the Lord & Taylor window, but, alas, I live in the sticks. Baste away, darling!

Ann November 23, 2011 at 12:52 pm

Happy Thanksgiving to you, ELLEN. Corporette would NOT be the SAEM without YUO.

TCFKAG November 23, 2011 at 1:18 pm: I DO SO love that WE have embrased our redisent troll. She seems to BE JOINING US.

HAPPY THANKSGIVING to ELLNE and ALL CORPORETTERS — and fooye on the managing partner also.

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Nonny November 23, 2011 at 1:01 pm

I heart Ellen.

Herbie November 24, 2011 at 12:01 am

Thanks, Ellen! Good luck on the tureky! Let us know how it turns out! And FOOEY on Allen!

Tuesday, November 22, 2011

I am geting calls from Alan’s mother!

Ellen November 22, 2011 at 11:30 am

Well at least you Do NOT have to cook, like me! I thank you for pointeing me to BUTTERBALL tureky site, I am going to make a great bird they said!

Now I am geting calls from Alan’s mother! She wants me to call Alan b/c he is evedently NOT planing on coming home and she wants ME to invite Him to my families’ thanksgiving? Can you imagine after he getting drunk on ME?

The next thing you know, I will have to go to the manageing partner’s house to help him with his kid’s and that would be awful, especially with the manageing partner’s bad tureky breathe! FOOEY!

mamabear November 22, 2011 at 11:59 am: Ellen, having at least one overley-drunk guest is part of the TRADITION!

If ALAN has no place to go for Thanksgiving, I think you should take him IN.

Good luck with your tureky.

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AnonInfinity November 22, 2011 at 12:18 pm: Before you make your DECISHON, consider whether you would HAVE to take Alan to the manageing parnter’s house to WATCH his kids. That could be VERYE awkward.

Regardless of whether you CHOSE to invite Alan, please report BAKC to us.

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What a strange person he is!

Presaging MP's rumageing through her gym bag.

Ellen November 22, 2011 at 3:17 pm

Me to. I would LOVE to be able to ride my bicycle to work.

I live only about 50 blocks from work, but the Manageing partner does NOT want to let anyone bring in anything like bicycles or roller blade’s into work. He said we do NOT have liabilities policies for bicycle use, so if we got hurt, the firm would have to PAY for us. The same for roller blade’s.

I want to remain healthy, so I go to the gym. The manageing partner always wants to know what I wear there, but I will NOT show him what I wear. He is stareing at me right now! What a strange person he is!

I would NOT ride except on the west side, so I could not get hurt.

Monday, November 21, 2011

Can you make me be a star?

Ellen Barshevsky November 21, 2011 at 6:02 am

I would LIKE to be in one of these episode’s! How about featureing a young (4th year) asociate at a small firm (ME) who has alot of possibileities but NOT alot of men to date.

I could be myself, workeing at the office with the manageing partner stareing at me all day, and then haveing lunch with me and his mustach haveing all kinds of old food in it, and him therefor haveing all of the bad breathe I cannot STAND! FOOEY!

What do you think? Can you make me be a star? I am in NY, but can jet to LA if I have to.