Wednesday, December 22, 2010

VERY jelous of the men that would be stareing at me


Heads-up to the tip on "Alma" mentioned below. Theories continue to proliferate. 


Ellen December 22, 2010 at 11:28 am
I absoluely LOVE this dress, but it looks to much like the teddy Alan gave me for my birthday.
I am SURE that Alan would questioning me if I wore this to work and he would be VERY jelous of the men that would be stareing at me if I wore this. As it is, the manageing partner takes any excuse whatsoever to come look over my shoulder (and he is BALD and has bad breath – ugh).
I do not want to give him an excuse to breath on me. Gross.
osa December 22, 2010 at 11:37 am
Oh Ellen, your teddy sounds soooo boring.
CSF December 22, 2010 at 11:41 am
I agree! Way too much fabric for a teddy!
Ru December 22, 2010 at 11:43 am
What I want to know is why the word BALD is always capitalized? WHY? FOOEY!!!!
lawyerette December 22, 2010 at 11:48 am
I love to read Ellen’s posts by only reading the capitalized words.
LOVE SURE VERY BALD
:)
RR December 22, 2010 at 12:08 pm
Awesome! Coded messages in troll posts.
kng December 22, 2010 at 1:20 pm
nice!!
yes! December 22, 2010 at 1:19 pm
Add punctuation and it’s even better!
“Love? Sure! Very Bald. :( “
lawyerette December 22, 2010 at 1:24 pm
LMAO – that’s awesome :)
Anon December 22, 2010 at 1:31 pm
I do the same thing! Makes his/her posts even more entertaining!
MC December 22, 2010 at 6:44 pm
lol!
meme December 22, 2010 at 12:22 pm
some have suggested Ellen is a computer program, but I disagree. I think a computer would use better spelling and grammar. I stand by my original opinion that Ellen is Alan, some weird guy.
Erin M. December 22, 2010 at 12:27 pm
I’m beginning to suspect Ellen is Alan’s blowup doll. It kind of gives me the skeeves.
Anon December 22, 2010 at 12:35 pm
Yes! Like that movie where Ryan Gosling dates a blow-up doll and all of his friends and family play along because they think he is psychologically unstable. Hysterical.
Jay December 22, 2010 at 3:46 pm
I love that movie. When she gets a job as a mannequin….it is so priceless.
Lola December 22, 2010 at 4:06 pm
That’s such a great movie. Lars and the Real Girl. :)
AccountingNerd December 22, 2010 at 12:45 pm
“Ellen’s” comments are starting to creep me out.
Ha ha December 22, 2010 at 12:36 pm
I go back and forth, but I am beginning to agree with you. I also think Alan is BALD and has bad BREATH.
I would also buy someone’s suggestion that it is a man with the initials L.N.
Mrs K December 22, 2010 at 2:33 pm
I agree with this – I thought the AI computer theory was interesting, and grammar issues I could overlook as a programming issue, but the spelling errors resolve this one for me. No way is a computer going to make the spelling mistakes that appear in this post.
Preego Angie December 22, 2010 at 12:39 pm
Be CAREFUL Ellen, you don’t want to wear a nice teddy and accidentally get KNOCKED UP before you get MARRIED. Then you would be RUINED.
Sorry, I’m super bored and couldn’t help myself! :)
K December 22, 2010 at 12:48 pm
LOL. :)
stc December 22, 2010 at 1:37 pm
spelled too correctly! but other than that, PERFECT.
Janie December 22, 2010 at 2:02 pm
Your managing PARTNER wouldn’t want you then, even if you overlooked his BALDness and BAD BREATH. :)
Anon December 22, 2010 at 2:39 pm
Preego Angie, I think I love you!
UnSub December 22, 2010 at 11:04 pm
Hey Angie,
I think you mean – “Be careful Ellen, you don’t WANT to wear a nice teddy and accidentally GET knocked up…” Your capitalizations made way too much sense. :)
eaopm3 December 22, 2010 at 12:46 pm
My thought – an ATL reader, male law student, to whom we are giving too much credit for being sneaky.
jcb December 22, 2010 at 2:00 pm
Most likely you’re right. One of the comments from yesterday actually made me kind of sad – picturing this lonely, scrawny little guy, alone in a darkened room, the only light emanating from his computer screen, avidly reading the comments on a women’s fashion blog …
Ann December 22, 2010 at 2:20 pm
Either that or some 300-lb pasty-white IT guy in a sweaty Star Wars t-shirt, who spends his entire day ogling the women at work who would never, ever talk to him.
EG December 22, 2010 at 6:29 pm
Hey…I work in IT, and I am not fat & I don’t wear t-shirts!
gov anon December 22, 2010 at 4:27 pm
I’ve always gotten the feeling that Ellen/Alan/LN has spent way too much of his life in his mother’s basement.
Anonny December 22, 2010 at 5:13 pm
I’ll come out of lurk-dom with an FYI: There’s an “Alma” who posts on BitterLawyer about all of the men in her workplace who hit on her excessively because she’s so beautiful. FOOEY on them seems to be a trend…
Anonymous December 22, 2010 at 6:14 pm
Janie December 22, 2010 at 10:06 pm
This person has wayyy too much time on his/her/its hands.
AD December 22, 2010 at 2:03 pm
I am SO laughing at this thread today!
associate December 22, 2010 at 3:48 pm
Ditto. LOL. Strangest troll ever, but points for entertainment. I don’t understand it at all.
Rachel December 22, 2010 at 4:08 pm
Perhaps Allen bought Ellen the less revealing teddy so he/she wouldn’t have to shave his/her back again? It that case, it was really very thoughtful of him!


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