Saturday, September 7, 2013

everyone is cute to a sister

Interesting that almost a year after Ellen began ignoring him, David is trying get again to crack the door. What was said between him and Dad, and how does this relate to Dad's recent negotiation's with Sam? Is this a healthy bidding war that Dad is trying to work, and if so can Willem get to the tabel in time?

If teaching CLE count’s, I do alot of that (plus prepareing the manageing partner to give his CLE’s)…yay!
I cant believe David was talking to Dad and now Dad is pushing David back on me. This is a cheep trick and I am NOT goeing to go for it. FOOEY! Rosa says David is cute, but she already is MARRIED, so everyone is cute to a sister. Bye for now.

tell your plummer that you will got advise from my dad

My dad say’s NOT to do this now. When he was living in the BRONX, he knew a plummer who told him that plummer’s when they do NOT have alot to do, sugest that you replace thing’s that do NOT need to b/c they want to make busness for themselve’s. My dad says shut off valve’s do NOT wear out unless they were aluminum, not copper. So tell your plummer that you will got advise from my dad, who knows alot about plumming and he said that you should NOT get it.
I am heading home now and may have to post from my iphone tomorow b/c I will be with my dad and he does NOT like it when I use his MacBook Pro. Rosa will be there also with the kid’s and Ed, so dad should be in a good mood for a change. Yay!

but not commizzerate

Hummus, you say? Interesting. 

Anonymous :
Hug’s to you. When I broke up with Alan, Ibrought hummus in and told everybody right away. With the right food, they will want to eat, but not commizzerate. Do that and you’ll be fine!
The judge LOVED my outfit and I won ALL OF my motion’s!!!! YAY!!!!

What is goieng on?

See highlight. I'm fascinated at the prospect that Ellen is only now realizing that no, in fact, she has no more power over her working life or marriage than she does over her diet, exercise routine or bank accounts. Hello, Ellen? Although you've managed to convey it masterfully as narrator, you're actually the character with the least agency in your story. It's like the big reveal on the Truman Show--except that even if it does sink in for our protagonist, she is bound to forget it tomorrow and return to oblivious acquiescence. 

Good afternoon, good evening and goodnight! 

I can not wear white b/c of the subway, and peeople who are sloppy alway’s spilling soda and ice cream and they are NOT even suposed to be bringeing in food into the subway. If I ran the MTA, I would not stop and frisk for weapon’s but would stop the food b/c all of the rats are also eating in the subway what these peeople drop. FOOEY!
Sam texted me alot when I was in the car with Roberta and I had 2 message’s on my phone when I got home. Evidently the manageing partner and him have some sort of arrangement and dad also wants me to date and marry Sam. What is goieng on? Do I not have a say in who I am to work with and marry? This is getting ridiculous! It is NOT like he is the ONLEY one that is interested in me. Just this weekend, Willem (an older man) seems to be interested in me also, and not just for my body. He asked alot of probeing question’s and said I was very intellegeint lawyer who he looked FORWARD to workeing with! YAY! Finaly a man who want’s me for my legal MIND! YAY!
I have to run to court now and see if the Judge likes my red dress and new belt! YAY!

Mabye she is not such a shtick in the mud after all

Actually, I think Dad's regular check-ups in Ellen's apartement are totally justified. She, her mom, and Margie have all demonstrated how far they will go to hide their silly expenditures from men, so Dad has good reason to [trust, but] verify.

I love this kind of skinny belt, but my dad come’s in to my apartement at least every other week even if I am NOT there to see what new stuff I have bought. I do NOT understand why he need’s to b/c he get’s all of my credit card bill’s to pay. What does he think, that I am buying stuff with CASH and it will not show up? I alwway’s use my credit card so that I can return it if it does NOT fit. I got a nice belt at H&M with my 20% coupon and I am wearing it now! Even Madeline said nice thing’s about it. YAY! Mabye she is not such a shtick in the mud after all, but she has been so MEAN to me that the jury is out on that.
I will wear my new belt to court TOMORROW, so the JUDGE can see it with my new RED dress. He love’s me in RED I think, but when there was the last chambers meeting, he said why don’t I ever where my black dress into court any more? I said that it was a winter wool so it was to hot, and he said he is lookeing forward to winter! I am sure he likes that dress on me, so I told the manageing partner and the manageing partner wanted me to wear it right away. FOOEY I said b/c it is still to hot and the dress is still in cold storage. I will get it mabye in October, but NOT before b/c I will wear it ONLEY in court until mabye April. Mabye I will be able to apply to be a judge with that dress on. We will see. In the mean time, I have to prepare for tomorow, and also get the manageing partner’s CLE materials finalized THIS week. DOUBEL FOOEY!

I never get greazy stuff

Thank's for your patience! I was indeed absent for a few days there. By this point all readers understand that it's always about my weight or measurements--you understand how urgent but ultimately hopeless this is. 

I note here that while Harold wants to meet up in the city and Ellen suspects his premise, there's no more mention of them being near-neighbors. Did he move?
This is what the manageing partner does! Everything with a fork and knife, even a banana at work! I think Margie must have told him his hand’s were filthy and NOT to put them directley on Food, so he eat’s with a knife and fork–also fried chicken Yay!
When I go out to eat, I never get greazy stuff; onley salad’s and sometime’s chicken in the salad. I also love Cobb Salad and Waldorf Salad if I am in a dessertey mood but want something filling. At the party there was alot of potatoe salad that Margie made, but it was bakeing in the sun and Grandma Leyeh always says NEVER to eat potatoe salad (or coal slaw) that has been sitteing or bakeing in the sun. So I didn’t.
The flank steak was a bit chewey, tho the manageing partner said he was marinateing it all night. I thought it was OK, but had alot of it as well as alot of corn on the cob stuck in my teeth all afternoon. FOOEY!
Harold said we should meet in the City, but I do NOT think he even work’s. His father kept ooogeleing me, but I am used to that. He had the woman with him again. I am sure they are very close by now. I wonder whether Willem will text me. He is a cleint already I think with Madeline and the manageing partner, but I am not sure what kind of work I could do for him in bankeing. I think he might be interested in me not only b/c I am a lawyer, but b/c I have a littel expereince in deriveatives with Myrna I could tell him about.

Tuesday, September 3, 2013

like old Cheeze and Cheeze Doodel’s combined

So MP's Labor Day party was an elegant affair. I thought it was a big deal that Sam went into the pool in his skivvies, given that they were probably white, but I should have known that was just the beginning. Harold got naked and the two of them fought throughout about who was gay. Ellen may have decisively dumped Sam before wandering off with the distinguished Willem. Tentatively I say, good move. However, Sam is poised to become another bothersome, ooogleing fixture in Ellen's life now since he's buddy-buddy with MP and apparently using the firm for something or other. 

My favorite aspect of this post, remote as it is, is the treatment of Jim. We open in his sad-sack apartment (divorce, you think?) and close with the answer to my recent question about why Roberta deals with this dead weight. Or, such an answer as it is. Interested in more backstory (and less underwear wrestling).

Yay! What a skirt, but I can NOT go to BLOOMIE’s, b/c they know me there. Mabye the one in Westchester when I visit with Rosa and the babie’s!
What a weekend I had at the manageing partner’s place in the Hamton’s! Roberta picked me up right at 5:45 and we headed for Jim’s place. He was not ready, so we had to get him up. His place smelled terrible–kind of like old Cheeze and Cheeze Doodel’s combined. I think he had dirty laundry also, which made it worse.
Once we got on the road it was 7:15, and Roberta was annoyed at Jim. Jim also kept stareing at me b/c he was sitting in the back seat and I was up front with Roberta. I was wearing a halter top and that MUST have encouraged him. FOOEY, but it was HOT out and I was NOT goeing to wear a sweat shirt so that he could look elsewhere.
The road’s were busy so when we got to the manageing partner’s place in the Hamton’s it was almost NOON and other’s were there. Sam, Harold and his Dad and Willem, a new cleint were talking to Madeline and they said go into the pool. There were some peeople I never saw before, and they were busy with the manageing partner, who had a chef’s hat on and was cookeing on his new WEBBER Grill. There were some other pretty girl’s there who I think lived locally and they were talking to Willem and Harold. Harold drank alot of beer’s and was tipsey by noon, and he and Sam got into an arguement I think over me. Harold I think told Sam he used to date me, and Sam said I was dateing him now. It was hot out and Sam did not have a batheing suit, so he just wore his underwear in the pool. Because Harold was drunk, he went in the pool with his clotheing on and then he took his pant’s off in the pool. His dad got mad at him and told him to get out, and when he did he took ALL of his clotheing off, and Madeline saw everything. Then he must have gotten self consichius, and he pulled Sam’s underwear down so that Madeline could see Sam also. I do NOT think Sam was circumscribed and that was weird! Anyway, both of them had to go inside to dry off and put new clothe’s on. The manageing partner lent both his clothe’s which were MUCH to big for them and they looked silly.
We went on the boat after lunch and Sam and Harold kept pokeing at each other verbaly, and Harold said Sam sounded feminine. Sam assured him he was very masculeine, and that Harold must not be a straight arrow, b/c he had to pull Sam’s pant’s down. Again Harold’s dad had to move Harold to another part of the boat, and by then Harold started to throw up over the edge of the boat. FOOEY! I remember Alan vomitting just like that. FOOEY!
On the boat Sam told me I looked good and said he would like to date me. I told him he should have thought about BEFORE inviteing himself to the party and talkeing directly to the manageing partner. Sam said my dad wanted him to date me, but I said my dad does NOT choose my date’s. Sam then said that he would even consider marrying me if I would date him and he assured me that I would not be disapointed with him in bed. I said I do NOT sleep with men on a trial basis and that my last boyfreind was a disapointment. We all went back for Flank Steak and Sam ate veggie’s. When it was time to leave, Sam said I should drive back with him but I said NO, I was already with Roberta. I wound up talkeing with Willem alot and he said we should meet in the City. He is a little older (40), but still interesting to me. He is a banker too, tho he work’s in Brooklyn. I do NOT know what kind of banking goe’s on out there but he was very impressed that I may become a JUDGE. He said he never dated a Judge before. Jim kept stareing at me all the way home and I was exhausted when Roberta dropped him off at 11:30 at night. Roberta agreed Jim had issue’s but that he was an old freind that she could NOT dessert now that he was over 50. Roberta and I agreed to meet this weekend and she would take me out for deli. YAY! I am busy now prepareing for my court apearance tomorow, so I have to get ready. Welcome back to the HIVE. I am exhausted! DOUBEL FOOEY!