Monday, April 7, 2014

could not wait for Mom’s Brisket

Now that Ellen finally shared her definitive, complete date of birth with us, there's no reason not to repeat her age left and right now! Note also that we're talking about "Prince Willem." One European gent is being conflated with another--though we only have one marriage offer and, I believe, one full head of hair to match! 

Well, If I were YOU, I would go chat with them. They think your good, so that is a GOOD thing. The extra $40K is a good thing. The bigger firm may NOT be a good thing, but doeing nothing is NOT a good thing. You should ask them if they have a clotheing allowance, b/c that could be worth alot like it is for me here. I get alot of clotheing effectiveley FREE b/c I wear the clotheing ONLEY at work, so NOT only does the manageing partner pay alot of the cost, I also get the clotheing DEDUCTED from my income tax return, b/c it is NOT used exept when I go to court and at work so that I look proper for the JUDGE and win my cases (93%)!!! YAY!!!!!!
I had another coment for one of the poster’s above who was goeing to London. Congrat’s! Remember that the Brit’s absolutely can NOT cook at all, so do NOT worry about loosing your fiancee to a woman who cook’s. Mom told me that Dad could NOT wait to get home after he was stationed in Britan b/c the food was so terible that he could not wait for Mom’s Brisket. He also wound up marrying Mom right away b/c she had other men interested in her brisket. They evidenteley did NOT care that mom’s tuchus was big, as was Grandma Trudy’s tuchus (which is still big). Men think thru their stomac’s so if you can cook, you will sureley MARRY your hubby to be.
Also, since your onley 27 (I am 33), you have 6 more year’s b/f you need to worry about babie’s, but with all of the fuss in Britan about the royals and the babies, many Brit’s are getting pregnent right away b/c they want their child to be eligibel to MARRY the new king when he grow’s up, just like I thought Prince Harry would be OK if he did NOT party so much. Prince Willem is looseing his hair so I alway’s think of him like the manageing partner, but am sure Prince Willem has better breathe then the manageing partner, who is eateing alot of hardboiled eggs at work lateley. FOOEY!

11 comments:

  1. I don't think all those other men were interested in brisket… unless "brisket" is an euphemism for something else.

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    1. Gauss, Ellen's mom is supposedly a great cook; good enough to lure the all-powerful James Bond-like Barshevsky, and drive him to marry her quickly before the other suitors could partake in her delicious dishes. We already know she was no beauty--it was her culinary skills and Dad's hunger for good food that resulted in Ellen!

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    2. I agree this could be a double entendre in other cases, but not with Ellen. I know that some sleazebag men refer to a pretty woman as "a piece of meat" but Brisket is typically a Jewish dish served as part of a holiday meal. If they liked her mom's brisket, I think the men would be referring to her culinary skills in preparing actual cow meat, rather than a reference to the femal sexual errogenous zones that men always home in on when they are looking for quick sex.

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  2. Hi. If brisket = poonanie, Ellen's must be yummy!

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    1. I think the proper usage here is "tangy".

      But seriously, I hope Ellen gets to have a good time in her spare hours away from her job (if she ever has any) and finds a guy with an ample "unit" that will ensure that her nether regions are kept warm at night - and in the day, for that matter. Ellen is getting a little old to be wandering around to meet stray men on the street or at Macy's. I stopped doing that at about age 25.

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  3. Where in the blazes is she? The leader has abandoned her followers. Like Moses crossing the Red Sea, or MLK not crossing into the promised land? Has Ellenwatch retired to a life of otherworldly pleasures from men (or women). If so spill woman!

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  4. Francine NoodelmanApril 14, 2014 at 4:40 PM

    I suppose Ellenwatch is busy with Tashlich and Bikur Chametz so she has little time between all the cleaning and cooking to prepare for Pesach.


    To all, I wish a gutten Pesach��

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    1. Francine, do you have a sister or wife named Elaine? Tell her I haven't forgotten her email!

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    2. Stop skulking and start posting. Dayainu!

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  5. She's alive! Mazel tov

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  6. Where is she? Post already will ya for crying out loud!

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