Are we actually thinking about meeting Harold at Crumb's this weekend? Baked goods with this guy were never a good idea before! And I thought he'd been disqualified, as they say, six ways from Sunday anyhow. Young, bald, unemployed, heedless, related to her boss...I'd say you were right the first (and third) times, Ellen. There must be other men in New York. Indeed I think you know a few of them, some offering to whisk you away to distant land's!
Fooey! I do not think I would wear this, even in the winter when I have to walk through the SNOW with my Fitbit. I agree this will keep my face warm, but do NOT think it look’s that nice. I do NOT want to be thought of as a terorist. DOUBEL FOOEY! Today’s pick’s are a littel unusual, Kat. I would have prefered a NICE HERMES scarf or something like that if you want to stay warm.
BTW, Harold showed up today in the office, and he could use this. He has very littel hair on the top of his head, like the manageing partner, but he is groweing a beard with sideburn’s. It almost look’s like his head is upside down. I told that to Frank and he agreed. Harold want’s to meet me at Crumbs over the weekend. I said Mabye. Madeline got caught today in the toilet. The lock broke with her inside so we had to call the building JANITOR’s to get her out of there. I can’t wait until we MOVE, but we have no place to go! There are some new teck guy’s who moved in next door and they are so wierd! The guy’s look into our glass window to stare at us. I think they have never seen peeople who are NOT computer nerd’s! FOOEY on nerd’s! FOOEY!
This is an April fool’s joke. Don’t be too serious today. Men will be there for you. None are unique; in fact as my mom says, turn ‘em upside down and all men look alike. Trust me on this one.
Harold sounds like a young version of your boss. Stay clear of him. I think that he could 'tattle tail' on you if you do anything that your managing partner wouldn't like. Besides, if he is already unattractive at this young age, imagine how gross he will be in 30 years!
ReplyDeleteEllen would be perfect for me if she weren't so darn opinionated! If only she learned to do what her man wanted and not have such an attitude that she knows everything, I'd marry her and bang her daily. Look what you're missing!
ReplyDeleteNo woman should have any kind of sex with a man until after He has bought her at least 2 - 3 dinners. This includes even hand jobs.
DeleteDon't tell that rmto Ellen!
DeleteVJK why don't you also bang Myrna and Nora while you are at it? I'm sure they'd be grateful for your service.
ReplyDeleteThis would not be feasible. VJK's weenie is smaller than my pinky, and they would not even be aware of what was happening. Moreover, if any were virginal, their hymens would remain untouched from the "experience" and would only have to know that VJK had left his mark on their privates.
ReplyDeleteIt looks a lot like EllenWatch has stopped watching Ellen. Perhaps we can get a fill-in for her, as she has gone on what appears to be a long-term hiatus. It is not fun to have to wait a week (or more) for her to catch up on posts; inevitably she rushes them out en masse, and fails to provide meaningful (if any) commentary to some posts, leaving us with little more than a bunch of stale posts we could have read ourselves, had we decided to peruse the Internet directly with such posts. I therefore recommend that EllenWatch commission an understudy or two (perhaps Tesyaa or Gauss) with full posting access, in order to fill the gaps she is creating by being remiss in her own postings. I have tried myself to look through Corporette, but with all of the postings, it is very difficult to be able to find Ellen's posts--i.e. like a needle in the proverbial haystack. Therefore, I renew my motion for EllenWatch to appoint an understudy or two (to be named EllenWatch, Jr., or the like) to fill her shoes while absent. If this not to be done, at the very least, Ellenwatch should provide us with a detailed explanation for what she has been doing, and why she has not been posting in a timely manner. FOOEY!
ReplyDeleteThis poster has the right idea. Go for it!
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