This is a smart p’ost. I will share it with the manageing partner! Our preparedness plan has us all backeing up our file’s on THUMM DRIVES, which the manageing partner got at a CLE event. He told us each day to copy all file’s onto these drive’s b/c if anything happen’s to our PC’s we will still have our file’s. The manageing partner gave us these THUMM Drives after the teck guy’s said we should upgrade so that our server could handel this, but the manageing partner does NOT want to spend $2000 for a decent server. The teck guy said that Window’s XT will NO LONGER be suported after tomorrow, so he said he could NOT assure our security. I want a new computer, but the manageing partner say’s I should just use my MacBook Air if I do NOT like the PC on my desk. FOOEY!
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I agree. The managing partner is a disaster! How in the world does this firm survive, let alone make so much money? Is Workers' Compensation that lucrative a practice, Ellenwatch?
ReplyDeleteIs Ellenwatch starting up where she left off; i.e. doing nothing and relying on posters to do her dirty work? That is sloppy business. I have spotted a few missed posts. Here is one from yesterday I liked:
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04/09/2014 at 2:51 pm
Yay! I also like the suit, alot, but the back is a littel to frilley for me, Kat. By makeing it tight up top, it kind of highlight’s the tuchus, which is NOT where I need to be now until I loose about 5 pound’s in the tuchus.
The manageing partner keep’s bothering me about my caseload. The fact that I am manageing over 90 case’s now myself is evedenteally NOT enough for him and he want’s me to go back to Jim and Roberta for more. He also want’s me to take out the Supermarkit Guy’s even tho they did not give us hardley any busness.
Willem said we could NOT date any more now. It is NOT like we were dateing, anyway. He took me to some game’s and out to dinner, but we did NOT do anything sexueal, so I do NOT understand why he is so mad. What was I suposed to do, Marry him and moove to Belgum and have his mom and grammy tell me how to please him in BED? No way, HOZE! I want a child, but do NOT want to have to move to Belgum to live on a farm and churn butter to have a child so that Willem can work at the Belgan bank all day and come home and expect a hot meal. There probabley is NO restrunt’s that deliver near there, so I would have to be a regular cook for him. FOOEY! I would not even cook for Prince Willem, b/c they have their own cook’s in the Castel. DOUBEL FOOEY!
David texted me again, so mabye I will give HIM another chance. After all, Dad keep’s askeing me about him, so mabye I will be abel to report on something new with him, though I am a littel concerned that he want’s me for something LESS then marrage. FOOEY!
And another one:
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04/09/2014 at 11:17 am
Yay! Pink Pant’s! That mean’s it’s ALMOST Easter! But I can’t buy or wear any pant’s for work b/c the manageing partner forbid’s it. He say’s it is NOT ladylike to wear pant’s at work. FOOEY b/c when I take the subway, I do NOT like it when men looke at my leg’s especialy if I have to hold the pole. One guy was stareing at my legs (and tuchus) and said he would slip me a $20 if I did a pole dance for him. Can you beleive that looser? I am sure he would NOT so I just smiled and said that I already have a job and a boyfreind, which is onley 1/2 true.
I told Willem I would NOT go to Belgum with him, and he was mad. Even though the ticket was refundeable, it was only for an exchange, he said, and now he will have to use it within 1 year. How is that refundeable, I asked? I think it mean’s different thing’s in Belgum then here. FOOEY!
Myrna want’s me to bring Harold down this weekend to the Battery Park where they are all haveing a cook-off at her firm. She is in charge of soda’s (FOOEY) but I can eat as much as I want, and if Harold bring’s 2 boxe’s of Crumb’s, he can come also. I am not sure why she want’s that bald guy down there, but I said I will ask. FOOEY! Mabye there will be other guy’s from her firm for me, but NOT Sam. DOUBEL FOOEY!
And another one, but sadly without Ellenwatch's formerly witty comments. She is kind of lazy for slacking off, but I think she has commandeered one of Ellen's discarded boyfriends, and is having her way with him, chained to her bedpost:
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04/08/2014 at 3:18 pm
Yay! I need a rain coat and I LOVE Land’s End! I will definiteley show the manageing partner this raincoat and get him to reimburse me for it. YAY! Thank’s alot Kat!
Willem is getting very pushey since he bought me the air line ticket. I am getting second thought’s about goeing to Belgum. His mom and grandmother are anxius to see me and I am afraid I will be assigned a cleaneing duty on their farm if I wind up over there MARRIED to him. I am NOT even sure I want to be married at all if I have to stay all day on their farm churneing BUTTER. FOOEY! I want to stay in the USA, not make Belgan Waffel’s for Willem and have him make love to me every night. DOUBEL FOOEY! I think I will stay in the USA, but HOW can I tell him I do NOT want to go at all? Dad will also be mad at me even tho he does NOT like Willem’s history; he would rather have me MARRIED then anything else, even if Willem’s ancestear’s did terribel things during the War Year’s! TRIPEL FOOEY! Myrna wonder’s if the Grandmother was a colaborator, and who know’s if there were any STORM TROOPER’s in Willem’s background. I do NOT think I even care enough to find out b/c I am NOT goieng to go now. Mabye I can get Myrna to take my place. What would the HIVE do? YAY!!!!!
And another. Now that I have done all the frigging dirty work (in all of 5 minutes) at least we should get some commentary out of Ellenwatch, if only she would be able to return her fingers to the keyboard.
DeleteEllen :
04/08/2014 at 11:27 am
Yes, hug’s to you also, but do NOT worry. You are makeing money, just don’t spend to much and if you keep earning money you will be FINE. You also say you have a partner. If you have a man, make sure you take out LIFE INSUREANCE b/c men do NOT live as long as we do. If you have a woman partner, make sure to take out life insureance also b/c you may need it if she die’s also. If you have a same sex “partner”, go to a STATE where you can be MARRIED, and get MARRIED, b/c you can get lower taxes if you are MARRIED. If your partner is MALE, make him MARRY you NOW, so that you can get insureance in case anything hapens. This is what I would do if ONLEY I had a boyfreind. FOOEY!
Come on, Ellenwatch, get off your Tuchis and Post! What is it going to take to get you off that tuchus? A box of crumbs cakes?
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04/10/2014 at 9:53 am
Yay! As for the OP, I hate it when men’s underwear show’s thru what they are weareing. Men at the gym alway’s come up to me and start stretcheing and showeing their leg’s to me then they bend over and for some reason they think that we enjoy seeing their tuchuses, either with or without their underwear showeing. FOOEY! One guy kept doeing it near me b/c there is a mirror near the elleypitcal machine I like to use and he alway’s comes up and start’s stretching in front of me (and the mirror). Then he look’s at me and raises his leg. I do NOT understand what the leg thing is — all I can think of is the dog I had as a child, Terry, who alway’s lifted his leg when he went to the toilet. I onley figured out what he was doieng when I got in the way, and from then on, I learned NOT to get between your dog’s leg and a tree. DOUBEL FOOEY!
Speakeing of which, Willem said he was thinkeing of BILLEING me for telling him I do NOT want to go to Belgum. I was shocked about that and told Myrna. She said that I should just ignore him, and it is a good thing I did NOT go to Belgum b/c she know’s peeople who said men are very chovanestic who live there. I do not want any man to be chovanestic to me. It sound’s GROSS and that is why I did not want to learn anything about wifeley duties from the mother and grandmother over there! TRIPEL FOOEY!
And the last: Now Ellenwatch can just sit back on that tuchus and comment. Come on, wake up, get your fingers out and moving:
DeleteEllen :
04/10/2014 at 2:50 pm
Yay! I also LOVED the articel. I can NOT tell you how many time’s I have been a bride’smaid, and I have even been the maid of HONOR twice, but I am still waiteing to be a bride at my OWN wedding. Unfortuneatly, NO man is willing to step up and take me to be their lawfull wedded wife. FOOEY! I think they are all scared of me b/c I am so sucessful and they think I would divorce them after we had a coupel of KID’s! DOUBEL FOOEY. I know that there are alot of women who do that, but If I marry a guy, I would not be so quick to dump him unless he cheated on me. I see my freind’s who are married and some who are divorceing, like Laurie, and they can NOT live the same lifestyle they live when they are MARRIED, even if the husband is a doosh. They have to set up ANOTHER house, with sepearate rent, sepearate dishes and sepearate EVERYTHING, includeing new beds and bedding and furniture. That costs alot of money!
So they cant go out and have fun like they did before they got divorced, and that is NOT good. Of course if your husband cheat’s then it’s eggzover for him, b/c we will then make him pay forever for chooseing another woman to have sex with on the side. I would never trust his weenie again, b/c I would NOT be confident I knew where it had been, and believe me, with the skanky women I see chaseing other men, you can be sure they have handled alot of questionable weenie’s, so that is NOT for me, no way!
David will meet me tonight for dinner uptown–we are goieng to eat DELI even tho he does NOT like Deli. I think he realises that I am a hot catch, and he should NOT let me get away, so he is doeing things that I like, even tho he would eat something else. He is now doeing something with artificial inteligence, Dad says, so I will have to ask him about it. I figure that if I pretend to be interested in him, he will do more thing’s that I want and not just want to do what HE want’s. Dad think’s I should give him a full tryout. I am NOT sure what that means, but Myrna says it should involve horizonteal calesthenaics by the third date with him. I have already dated him more then 3 times, but I will not have sex with him tonight. TRIPEL FOOEY!
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Anon :
04/10/2014 at 3:36 pm
Oh Ellen, you know what they say…three times a bridesmaid, never a bride.
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Anne B :
04/10/2014 at 5:31 pm
Not to worry Ellen. There will be a REAL man who will appreciate your talents and ask you to be his wife. In the meantime, don’t be discouraged. Most men simply are not of your caliber, so if they don’t want you, you certainly don’t want them.
Ellenwatch is truly a mess. Here are a few I see.
DeleteEllen :
04/21/2014 at 11:00 am
Yay! Pricey Monday’s! I love Monday’s even if they are pricey! This is cute, but mabye for Rosa, who does NOT work out of the house. She also has alot of discretioneary income from Ed, who likes when she is HAPPY. (that is what I need, a guy who WANTS me to buy thing’s, not like dad, who has a tight leesh on my credit card’s. FOOEY!
As for the OP, I think it depend’s on how seriou’s you need to be about law school. It is NOT necesarily a bad thing to go, as long as you KNOW what you are getting into. I did not, but it turned out OK b/c I bumped into the manageing partner in an elevator, and the rest is history, but you should tell her that not everybody can be LUCKEY enough to bump into a manageing partner in an elevator. You still have to study hard (like me) and get a few luckey break’s (like me), even if you do get some crummey guys in summer job’s that just want for you to have sex with them (like me)…TRIPEL FOOEY! But even with these negative’s, there are ALSO the positive’s.
If you work in court, you have to please the judge, so you can get nice clothe’s paid for by the manageing partner at least at my firm, and you also will eventueally get an office with a window, away from the firm toilet that does not have a fan so that it smell’s bad alot of the time.
Once your freind weigh’s the plusses and the minusses, they can then figure out, on their own, if they want to be a law school. I know at least for me it is workeing out, even if I can not yet find a guy to MARRY me, which is in the long run more important b/c I want a child, which I can NOT get from being a lawyer alone. If some one can get me a husband, and he want’s to give me children, I will have EVERYTHING! YAY!!!!
Ellen :
ReplyDelete04/18/2014 at 3:29 pm
Yay! Open thread’s! I love open thread’s! And I agree with Sadie. But I do think that a man should NOT make more then a woman if they do the same work. The manageing partner makes alot more then me, but his dad founded the firm back in 1949, so that is why the manageing partner is the manageing partner and he get’s to manage the firm b/c he own’s most of it. But I think that I have become the most IMPORTANT partner b/c I do most of the billeing, and ALL of the WC billeings, and I am bringeing in new CLEINT’S all the time so that the firm is groweing while for many year’s it was NOT (acording to Dad, who audited the book’s), so soon Dad want’s me to ask the manageing partner if I can BECOME the JUNIOR MANAGEING PARTNER, so that after the manageing partner RETIRE’S (which NOW won’t be so soon with a new baby comeing) that I can be the NEXT manageing partner, if that makes sense.
So we women have to stand up for what is right for us, and lean in when we have to, and make sure we exploit all of our skill’s to be promoted otherwise we will just be another pretty face in the office, dad say’s. And he is right. Even about my tuchus, b/c I know that I need a smaller tuchus to be a sucess in business and the law even w/o dad telling me my tuchus is to big.
So to all of the HIVE, I wish a very happy Easter and also Passover to those still celebrateing it. I personaly have STOPPED eateing Matza b/c all of it is now in my tuchus! FOOEY!
Ellen :
ReplyDelete04/18/2014 at 10:59 am
Or the TOP OF THE ROCK! YAY!!!! FRUEGEL FRIDAY’s! I got close’d on a new WC account today–a very large supermarket chain in NYC that my freind told me to call. I get the first load of 18 case’s to have them try me out. We promised my 93% sucess rate and they are excited b/c they’re current firm usueally just settel’s most of the case’s and they wind up paying out alot of money. I told them I know the judge (in Manhattan) where most of their case’s are) and he love’s me and my red dresse’s. So they said I could take 18, which will be sent over today, and I have alot of work to do b/c some of the case’s have been sitteing around and they have been paying sick pay to peeople while they’re cases are PENDING. FOOEY I said. We will get them OFF the payroll (disability payroll that is) ASAP b/c I can get alot of these dismissed.
The manageing partner is very happy b/c he know’s this could represent up to 1/3 of my annual billeings if it grow’s and I do a good job, so he said that I could take the afternoon off and just come in early on Sunday morning to review the case file’s if the firm deliver’s them here by close of business. YAY!!!!!!!
Well, that's going a little too far, dontchathink? :
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Stalin and Hitler were responsible for the deaths of countless millions. Putin is hardly a model leader but he also has a long way to go before any comparison to those two would be actually warranted. Not to say that we shouldn’t be ever vigilant, but there are many leaders that are doing worse things right now that no one seems to be even aware of, much less having them being in the conversation.
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Ellen :
04/17/2014 at 7:29 pm
I am so glad I did NOT agree to marry Willem. I cant even BEGIN to imageine liveing in Belgum with all of this happening there. FOOEY!
Ellen :
ReplyDelete04/17/2014 at 10:58 am
Me too. I once bought a pair of RAYBAN’s sun glasse’s and Alan took them from me right away b/c he thought they were TO MACHO for me to wear. FOOEY ON HIM, especialy b/c he looke’d a littel strange weareing them b/c he has a big head and the size was for me a littel smaller then what he needed. He realy looked alot like the computer guy’s on TV who wear dopey glasses. I am SO glad he never became my DH! OMG, He became a drinking doosh that I could NO Longer live with in my apartement.
I am meeting with the manageing partner and the Judge today at the Lamb’s Club. The judge asked that I come along even tho those 2 went to school together and this is kind of an alumni thing. The manageing partner has me wearing a white suit today. I hate weareing white this early b/c I alway’s get spagetti (tomatoe) stains when I wear white. Mabye I will order fish today b/c I need to eat less calorie’s. Or mabye a Cobb Salad b/c there is no tomatoe sauce in it. But absolutely NO schrimp cocktail’s for me. That would wind up RIGHT on my white suit. DOUBEL FOOEY! I hope they have cream broulee today! YUMMY!
Ellen :
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This could be ME! The onley thing I would add is that most men that I meet just want to have sex with me but do NOT want to comit. What is that all about and do other’s in the HIVE have this probelem? I can NOT understand what the big deal is with them. Yes I understand that sex is fun for them, but once they are OUT of high school and college, seeing a naked person should NOT be so hot. Nowaday’s with the Internet, they can see alot more then they ever could before, so the time should be for them to find a QUALITY woman (like me) who is BOTH pretty and smart, and THAT is the kind of women they should be interested in MARRYING and setteling down with, not just huffeing and puffeing in bed until they do their thing and then just rolleing over and leaveing afterward’s. FOOEY on men like this. FOOEY! I realy am speecheless when it come’s to looser’s like this. At age 33, I should have been MARRIED with 2 kids; Rosa has 3 and a husband and a house and an SUV and a Housekeeper, but all I have is my PROFESIONAL CARREER as an attorney at law, duly admitted in the State of New York. That can ONLEY take me so far. So far it has NOT found me a HUSBAND. FOOEY!
Ellen :
ReplyDelete04/16/2014 at 10:20 am
Yay! Someone I can help and relate to. Yes, it is easier to be in a releationship, but being single is OK b/c you have no one to stink up the toilet or the bed while you are trying to SLEEP. You can go SHOPPEING any time you want and you do NOT have to worry about makeing food for your man who just then burpes and walks away after eateing. You can also go to the gym where I gearantee that men will be stretcheing and lifteing their leg’s near you to attract you (why I do NOT know), and you can eat out with your girlfreind’s and men will come up and want to buy you drink’s but if you do they will want to have sex with you.
I am also to meet new men, but I am in NO hurry b/c most just want sex and I want children (which come’s from sex) but they do NOT want that. FOOEY! Rosa found a man (ED) who gave her children and a home and she still enjoy’s sex with him, so Hang in there and there will be a man for you also! YAY!!!!!
Ellen :
ReplyDelete04/15/2014 at 3:25 pm
Yay! Coffee Break! And I love Michael Kor’s, tho the color, I would perfer leather in Brown, Kat! As for the OP, I think you have to just grin and bare it. The Poor woman does NOT get enough attention so she tell’s you dumb storie’s. FOOEY, but it is ONLEY at work so you can go home to someone who care’s. That is my goal. To find a MAN who care’s enough to listen to my storie’s and to do what I need for him to do for me when I need thing’s for him to do for me. So far, that has NOT hapened. Men are interested, but onley as long as they can have what they want, which 9 time’s out of 10 is to have sex with me, which is NOT what I want from men who I don’t even know. DOUBEL FOOEY b/c men who I do NOT know could be carrying some kind of sexeual disease’s b/c they have picked up from OTHER women who are loose sexueally. TRIPEL FOOEY!
I have decided to meet this guy Myrna know’s from work who is a littel nerdy, but is interested in haveing children. He make’s alot of money doeing programming, so he is NOT the most personaabel, but he told Myrna when he saw me last Summer that he HAD to meet me! YAY! Dad told me no man would be interested in me as long as my tuchus is to big, but at least this guy, Hal, is interested in me. “Take me, take my tuchus,”mom says. YAY!!!!!
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ReplyDelete04/15/2014 at 10:46 am
Yay! I love this Celeste Dress, and the sandal’s but I can NOT wear the sandal’s at work, Kat!
I am back from LI and Passover! We had alot of food, YUM! and Matza Ball’s for everyone and MOM made me a jar to take back t0 NYC–they are SO much better then 2nd Avenue, tho I can NOT realy bash them b/c they make thousand’s of balls for everyday, and Mom onley make’s them for holiday’s when she know’s I will be there. The kid’s had a great time, tho the baby spit up twice on the table (high-chair), so Rosa had to tend to the baby b/c they left their housekeeper at home to watch TV. Ed was very careing of the baby too. That was nice. I want a baby also, but Myrna said I first have to learn how to keep a guy.
As for the OP, yes bosses change, but NOT alot, in fact very littel. When I first started, the manageing partner did NOT think I was anything other then a pretty face around the office that he could get his ego up with, but over time, he learned that I also had a strong LEGAL mind so once he figure’d out how smart I was, he got me workeing on WC law and the judge that he know’s where he had alot of cases. He also was smart enough to figure out that I could breing in new case’s, so he got me to learn how to schmmoooze with cleint’s also. As a result, I am NOT just a pretty face for the judge (and him to OOOGLE over), but also a savvy businesswoman who can get new cleint’s, like the Supermarket Guys, Sam, Willem, Roberta, Jim and other’s. HE did NOT real them in, I did, with my track record and my smart’s.
So if you can learn to wait out your boss, sooner or later, he will aclimate and become less of a doosh.
Not to say mine is perfect, but I did get him to stop stareing at me, and he is giveing me a clotheing allowance and alot of extra PERK’s b/c I do a good job. YAY!!!!!
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I love black bag’s! I love black everything and the manageing partner think’s I should start weareing more black thing’s b/c red is out this year he say’s! Great as long as he reimburses it!!!! YAY!!!
Rosa is driveing down now with the babie’s and she is entering the babie’s into a DIAPER Derby on April 26 at the Weschester Mall. She said her freind’s are also goieng to enter their babie’s so it will be FUN! She showed me this link so that other peeople can bring their babie’s to compete in contest’s!
http://www.simon.com/mall/the-westchester/stream/diaper-derby-1150271?mobilebypass=1
Yay! Now I just need my own baby to enter in the Diaper Derby. Mabye next year, b/c I have no baby and not even any boyfreind worthy of impregeanating me. FOOEY! Where am I goieng to find a rich man to make me a baby? David has CERTAINLY pointed out to me that he is willeing and abel, but I am NOT sure I want him to even be huffeing and puffeing on top of me to make one. FOOEY! Also, I do NOT think he can suport me and the baby if we were MARRIED. I do NOT want some 65 year old with money, either. DOUBEL FOOEY! Aren’t there guy’s out there MY age (or even up to 45) with money who want a baby with me and to MARRY me? Where are they? Savanah Guthrie has a guy and a baby comeing soon and I have NEEITHER. PRINCE WILLEM has another baby comeing also I think. TRIPEL FOOEY!
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Yay! Pricey Monday’s! I love Pricey Monday’s and this Girafe dress is a a great choice, Kat, but I can’t go to Bloomie’s b/c I scraped my shoe on their carpet’s! Also since I am useing Dad’s I-MAC, I do Not want to let him think I am a spendethrieft! FOOEY b/c it realy is nice!
I stayed over today, and Myrna took the day off b/c she want’s to celeabrate with us tonite. Rosa is coming down with the Kid’s today and Ed should be takeing the train directley from Brooklyn. He should go to Penn Station but Dad says Wall Street is easier to Brooklyn for him. FOOEY b/c I am not crazey about Brooklyn. David is from Brooklyn and he is alway’s trying to get his hand’s where they do NOT belong. I know dad want’s me to consider him, but why does he have to grab at my body when ever we are alone? FOOEY! I do NOT grab at his body! DOUBEL FOOEY!
The IRS Guy is in town and he want’s me to come to DC next weekend. I told him I have 600 hour’s to do to pay his bill so I can NOT go. At least I have a reason — he should have tried to get them to reduce the bill the manageing partner says and I think he is right. I was doieng every thing I could, but it was NOT enough, the manageing partner said. I do NOT think there was ANYTHING I could do to distract them from $65K we owe’d them. FOOEY!
Rosa told Mom that Ed has been spendeing to much time at work and that leave’s her to take care of the kid’s with only the housekeeper. She want’s Ed to play a bigger role in the kid’s live’s but she understands that Ed has to work on big project’s for his bank. She say’s he want’s to be considered for manageing diretor, which is a lot like manageing partner in our firm.
The manageing partner says he know’s a guy who can show us space on First Avenue between around 31st Street, which is cheap. He asked that I go with him this week to have a look. YAY! Because I will have a window, tho it is onley on the 4th floor, which is not to high, but at least above street level where you can see peeople peeing in the alley, like here. FOOEY!
Mom is makeing matza ball soup and I already tried it, but dad chased me out of the kitchen yesterday and told me to walk 5 miles b/c of my tuchus. He said why can’t my tuchus be like Myrna’s tuchus? He said it 4 times in honor of Passover, so Myrna and I walked, and it was great! YAY!
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Yay! Open Thread’s! I love open thread’s and this dress which is SOOOO cute! If ONLEY I had a boyfreind so that he could MARRY me already! FOOEY!
As for the OP, you are very luckey to have a boyfreind for a full year! Other then Alan, I have NOT been abel to keep a boyfreind for more then mabye 3 month’s and it usueally did NOT last after they got what they wanted from me sexueally. FOOEY on men that use us then just dispose of us. We should NOT have to deal with men like that. DOUBEL FOOEY!
Myrna is comeing to pick me up so we can get on the road soon, so I will have to catch the HIVE up on this weekend next week. Also, I may stay out on Monday at Dad’s b/c Mom is makeing the SEDER and I get to eat all the Matza Balls I want b/c Passover onley comes once a year. Dad is FORBIDDING me from eating any Matza’s other then what I am required to eat at the SEDER b/c he is convinced my TUCHUS is preventing me from getting married. I told him he married MOM and her tuchus was at least as big as mine in their WEDDING ALBUM, so I should be abel to find a guy who will marry me with my TUCHUS as it is. Mom says “love me, love my tuchus” and I agree. YAY!!!!!! HAPPY WEEKEND TO THE HIVE!!!!!! YAY!!!!!!
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Silvercurls :
04/11/2014 at 5:12 pm
Chag sameach, Ellen! (That means “happy holiday” in Hebrew. It’s also a significant percentage of my knowledge of modern Hebrew.) Enjoy the sedder and the matzahh balls. Maybe a perfect-to-marry guy will walk in whenn your familey opens the doore for the prophet Elijah Yay!
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cbackson :
04/11/2014 at 5:49 pm
LOL. I love this image. Like you open the door for Elijah and whoops! A hot dude just happened to be wandering by!
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Belinda :
04/12/2014 at 10:31 am
Best of holiday wishes to you and the entire family. With any luck, you’ll be able to state “Next Year in Jerusalem with a decent guy”. Yay!!!!
Ellen :
ReplyDelete04/11/2014 at 10:25 am
Yay! Fruegel Friday’s! I love fruegel friday’s! But this blouse, tho fruegel, is to low cut for me and Frank would be drooleing like a bloodhound if he saw me weareing it. Also, I would have to wear a special bra with this so I will have to pass on it.
Dad say’s the tax guy will be over this weekend, and he need’s me to go over some thing’s with him. I told him that he should speak directly with the tax guy, b/c the tax guy’s eye’s look two different places, and NOT at my eye’s. I am a littel worried Dad is being way to agresive with my return, but Dad say’s if I am audited, he will talke to the IRS guy. I told dad we had IRS guys here, and even I was not abel to distract them with special clotheing and we got hit with a $65,000 bill (or whatever it was) that I have to work 600 more hours this year to pay for. FOOEY!
So Myrna and I will go out again and stay over tonite and tomorow when the tax guy is over. Dad said that the tax guy has a son I should meet. I wonder if his eye’s look two different direction’s. I do NOT want a guy that is not lookeing at me when he talks to me. Also, he might not be abel to see what he is doeing around the house. Myrna say’s that is a liabilitie in bed, but I can NOT even fathom sleeping with a guy who is looking at the ceeling rather then at me if we are haveing sex. TRIPEL FOOEY!
I am goeing down to the Court today b/c they are haveing some sort of seminar on handeling filing’s at the cleark’s office. There is NO CLE credit, but the manageing partner want’s me to schmooze with the clerk so that they can do us favor’s if we are not abel to file some thing on time they can make a smudge on the date stamp or something like that. I do NOT think they can do this b/c alot of my fileings are electronic, and I told the manageing partner that, but he said no, go schmooze! so he also gave me $100 cash to spend at Century 21 afterward. YAY!!!!!!!!
Ellen :
ReplyDelete04/10/2014 at 2:50 pm
Yay! I also LOVED the articel. I can NOT tell you how many time’s I have been a bride’smaid, and I have even been the maid of HONOR twice, but I am still waiteing to be a bride at my OWN wedding. Unfortuneatly, NO man is willing to step up and take me to be their lawfull wedded wife. FOOEY! I think they are all scared of me b/c I am so sucessful and they think I would divorce them after we had a coupel of KID’s! DOUBEL FOOEY. I know that there are alot of women who do that, but If I marry a guy, I would not be so quick to dump him unless he cheated on me. I see my freind’s who are married and some who are divorceing, like Laurie, and they can NOT live the same lifestyle they live when they are MARRIED, even if the husband is a doosh. They have to set up ANOTHER house, with sepearate rent, sepearate dishes and sepearate EVERYTHING, includeing new beds and bedding and furniture. That costs alot of money!
So they cant go out and have fun like they did before they got divorced, and that is NOT good. Of course if your husband cheat’s then it’s eggzover for him, b/c we will then make him pay forever for chooseing another woman to have sex with on the side. I would never trust his weenie again, b/c I would NOT be confident I knew where it had been, and believe me, with the skanky women I see chaseing other men, you can be sure they have handled alot of questionable weenie’s, so that is NOT for me, no way!
David will meet me tonight for dinner uptown–we are goieng to eat DELI even tho he does NOT like Deli. I think he realises that I am a hot catch, and he should NOT let me get away, so he is doeing things that I like, even tho he would eat something else. He is now doeing something with artificial inteligence, Dad says, so I will have to ask him about it. I figure that if I pretend to be interested in him, he will do more thing’s that I want and not just want to do what HE want’s. Dad think’s I should give him a full tryout. I am NOT sure what that means, but Myrna says it should involve horizonteal calesthenaics by the third date with him. I have already dated him more then 3 times, but I will not have sex with him tonight. TRIPEL FOOEY!
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Anon :
04/10/2014 at 3:36 pm
Oh Ellen, you know what they say…three times a bridesmaid, never a bride.
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Anne B :
04/10/2014 at 5:31 pm
Not to worry Ellen. There will be a REAL man who will appreciate your talents and ask you to be his wife. In the meantime, don’t be discouraged. Most men simply are not of your caliber, so if they don’t want you, you certainly don’t want them.
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