I can't wait to hear about this girl talk with Lynn--assuming the agenda items are: being used for sex, getting fat prematurely (prior to marriage), and obtaining a meal ticket man. Ellen actually isn't in a position to give advice on even a single one of these areas, and I doubt that fact is lost on Lynn either!
I love this blazer, but the manageing partner think’s it look’s like a schmata! He is so WRONG on this, but I think he says that b/c he does NOT want me to wear this b/c he does NOT think the judge will like it. I am goeing with Lynn to the CELLAR tomorrow and will speak to her about spending to much time with Mason. I realy think he is useing her for sex, b/c he does NOT seem to deal with her much during the day. She is much more into him then he is to her (exept at nite of course, but that is another story). The manageing partner is happy with my new cases, and I made 13 motion’s for extensions b/c the other firm gave me a batch of cases with deadline’s due to expire! FOOEY on them! They must be trying to make me FAIL so they keep the cases. I know a guy from that firm and was NEVER impressed with him. He took the bar w/me in Albeany and I think he was stareing at me there. FOOEY on him also. Dad has been nice since I was out there–he has not even brought up my tuchus for a few day’s. I think he knows I know that I have to get my tuchus size down if I am to wear a batheing suit this summer in the Hamton’s. I do NOT want a big tuchus any more then my future husband doe’s. I have to walk today to make sure I have room for the pasta tomorrow at the Cellar with Lynn. YAY!!!!
Ellen doesn't want her to get into "trouble" with him because I doubt he cares enough to use protection.
ReplyDeleteIrna is right. Mason clearly is the type that would disavow any responsibility if Lynn became pregnant, even if he is the only one Lynn has given access to. He would foist all the blame on her for not protecting herself with the pill or a diaphragm.
DeleteI am not sure why Ellenwatch has come out of the starting gate sloppy. I suppose she wants the rest of us to do her work, find the posts and comment. If we all pitch in, maybe this would work, but I suggest it better that Ellen give full web access to those who would substitute for her, as finding the comments buried within the posts, as some of our sisters have done, is simply not as easy to read, digest and comment upon.
ReplyDeleteEllenwatch, you have assumed a righteous duty by establishing this web blog, and it is up to you to maintain it with due diligence. If in fact you have tired of the effort, then hand over the reigns to others who can carry the torch forward. There are others, who like Ellen, have been frustrated in their inability to find a man willing to become a mate; one who would do more than bang our respective bottoms out and then head for the hills (like Mason). I think all of us deserve better, and Ellenwatch, you have a God-given mission to continue in the role you have taken on. Now kindly "assume the position" (as that line was used many years ago in Animal House), and fulfill your sacred duties to this loyal sorority of sisters sworn to maintain our hymens until a suitable male becomes eligible for repeated entry.
God given mission! Love it!
DeleteEllenwatch, assume the position!!!! Ha ha!��
She must be getting "it" from a man. Otherwise we'd be reading her posts. At least Ellen watch has a dude banging her which is more than the rest of us. Time for Ellen watch to share. -- stories, not her dudes manhood!
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04/21/2014 at 5:29 pm
I think it is a littel low. I never made this much b/f I got to be a partner, but dad say’s I can expect to make more especialy with my “draw” being dependant on my billeing’s the way he has negotiated it. The tax guy was astounded that I will make so much money, he said pretty girl’s like me just get married and let HUBBY make the money. I told him that there was NO guy in my life and I have to do this on my own, unless I get a guy to give me a baby, which I do NOT want to do w/o the guy in the picture and MARRIED b/c I do NOT want to work forever and drop my kid off in Day care. FOOEY!
I hope that I will make enough money so that I will NOT have to worry, but I do NOT want a guy like Alan, to drink all day, burp the baby then burp himself b/f throweing up in the sink. FOOEY! I want a steady guy (like Ed) who can get me out of the work world, and let me do the mothering for OUR children, thank you very much. I would NOT mind haveing sex with that kind of guy, but NOT with the guy’s that just want to have sex then go home. DOUBEL FOOEY on men like that. Myrna sees alot of that in her industry, and even lawyer’s will want to have sex and then walk away. Not for me. To many guy’s like Gonzalo who love to put their hand’s where they do NOT belong, and if you say OK, then they put OTHER thing’s there later. NO, not for me. I do NOT want a guy’s weenie either unless I have a ring on my finger. But I hope to find one soon. YAY!
Ellenwatch ought to rename this blog "Ellenmiss". Here are a few back issues. Perhaps Gauss can comment instead of Ellenmiss:
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04/25/2014 at 10:11 am
Yay! Fruegel Friday! I love Fruegel Friday’s and this high cut blouse! I wonder if I can wear a pencil skirt with it? It seems way to loose for that. What does the HIVE think?
As for the OP, I would love to join a fitbit group on this sight, b/c I use it every day. We can compare notes and tuchuses before and after every week, just like dad does with me. He chart’s my progress (or lack therof) on his computer and make’s sure to tell me that I need to loose more weight. The ONLEY thing the fitbit does NOT do is to measure my tuchus specificeally. YAY! Because if dad knew that my tuchus is the same size, I would never hear the end of it every night when I call.
Dad expleains — and he is right — that he married mom b/c she was a great cook, and that her tuchus was NOT a factor b/c of that. In my case, he explained — and I agree– that I am NOT a good cook, and as a result, I have to have a small tuchus to get a man to marry me. The onley exception is if I become a good cook first, and I think I will loose weight b/f I learn to cook well. My wedding chicken was a disaster, and I have NOT done much real cookeing since, unless you consider warmeing up prepared food from Eli’s and Fairway’s. Dad does NOT so he tells me, EVERY NITE, that my tuchus size has to go down before a man will be interested enough to marry me. Sleep with me, yes, but NOT marry me. He say’s I need a tuchus like Myrna. He does NOT care that Myrna is not married, but he says she WOULD be married in an instant if she found a decent guy. Mom is coming into town this weekend and I am takeing off Monday and Tuesday to travel with her (by train) to see her Aunt in Pitsburgh. I saw her last when I was in Pitsburgh to do some EBTs. She is younger then Grandma Trudy, but she is not to well. I said that Pitsburgh was NOT great, except for Schrunchie’s, which I will restock b/c my cousin’s took alot of mine.
Anyway, I wish all of the HIVE a great weekend. I will try to post with my MacBook Air b/c the manageing partner needs for me to stay in touch. I told him I would if I have WIFI, even tho I can conect with my Iphone also, it is hard to read busness stuff on it. FOOEY!
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Lauretta :
04/25/2014 at 2:08 pm
Bring back a schrunchie for me! Yay!
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I love this scarf, and MUST show ROSA b/c she can get it at NORDSTROM’s in White Plain’s!!!! Mabye she can buy two and we can be twins! YAY!!!!! I am not sure if the manageing partner will reimburse me for a scarf–technicaly it is NOT clotheing and I do NOT wear it to court, but I think I will argue that I need to wear this TO court and that if I get sick, I will NOT be abel to speak as effetivly IN court and the JUDGE will not be abel to hear my voice — therefoere I should be abel to get REIMBURSED for the scarf!
If anyone in the hive can help me with another better arguement, I am all ear’s!!!!! YAY!!!
In the mean time, Mason has been giveing me dirty look’s today. I think some of the thing’s I told Lynn must have stuck in her mind and mabye she is not beeing treated like such a dishrag by him, or some thing else is going down that I do NOT know about. Mabye I am to sensitive, but I think she may be standeing up to some of his demand’s and askeing for more in return. What else could it be? Well we women HAVE to stick up for ourselves, or guy’s will just burp and walk away. FOOEY on that! Especially since she is sleepeing with him every nite, he is probabley getting alot more then he deserves. FOOEY!
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Gauss :
04/24/2014 at 7:06 pm
Your logical arguments are impeccable as always. I’m sure the managing partner will decide to reimburse you for the scarf!
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ReplyDelete04/24/2014 at 1:49 pm
I would LOVE a new mirror, but not in our toilet. The onley office mirror we have is in the toilet that Frank camp’s out in most of the morning so if I realy need to check my lipstick, I do NOT use that mirror. I go out to the toilet in the hall, b/c our’s smells realy bad b/c of Frank’s poopie in there. FOOEY! The ONLEY time I realy can use the mirror by Frank is if I go in there BEFORE he gets in there and that is onley in the morning b/f I go to court. YAY unless he come’s in to look (or go), and then I get out of there quick! I can be very NIMBEL when I need to be. YAY!!!!!
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Yay! I love Ann Taylor and this dress! Even tho it is a V neck, the V is not to deep, so Frank will realy have to look deep if he is mineing for boobie gold. I will ask the manageing partner if I can buy it, b/c I love the littel black dress look, and I should be abel to wear it into court, at least in the Summer. YAY!!!!
I had a good talk with Lynn. She can realy eat! But anyway, I warned her about getting to close to Mason emotionaly b/c he is not yet mature enough to handel a real relationship. She said she understood, but she is also getting alot out of it. He is at least clean, she say’s, and he has not been with alot of women so she is abel to teach him thing’s, which he is very apreaciateive of. She does not think he want’s to marry her, yet, but she is hopeing that he will turn out positive, meaning that he will get addicted to what she does for him rather than goeing out and testing whether other women will do better for him, emotionaly as well as in the bedroom and the kitchen. She told me a few gross things about him which I will NOT share based on privacy reason’s but all in all, she could do alot worse, considering she does NOT have a college degree and is looseing her figure to quickley. FOOEY!
I did warn her that she should get married while she is still cute, b/c once she get’s to porky (and over 30), w/o a degree that make’s her marketable in the busness world, guy’s will not want to marry her, or even have sex with her. She was very nice and thanked me for the pasta. She took some back with her and I saw Mason eateing it at around 5 yesterday. They are both back in and again she is weareing the same dress as yesterday, so she did NOT go home as I thought she would, but spent the night again with him. I hope this does not backfire on her. But we all have to live our lives, and now I have to find my OWN guy who will do thing’s for ME! YAY!!!!
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Yes, Congratulation’s on the new baby! I wish I were haveing a baby so that I could help you out on the websight, but right now I am VERY focused on findeing a guy who will MARRY me and impregenate me (in that ORDER, I am still olde fashioned), and then support me and our children! YAY!!!! But so far, as you must know, I have NOT been very sucessful in finding that Guy. If I had a dollar for every guy that told me I should be the mother of his children, I could retire (almost). But those guy’s JUST wanted to have sex with me, Dad says, b/c they would not be around if they did manage to impregenate me. So I just followed Dad’s advise, and was VERY carful if I went out with them at all. I did NOT have sex with them NOR did I allow them to have roveing hand’s. I also did not want them askeing me to do anything with their weenie’s that mom would not do with dad. Also To many men stick their hand’s (and weenie’s) where they do NOT belong and I did NOT want that for me b/c they tell their freind’s what they did on their date’s and I did NOT want to be just another statisstic. FOOEY!
But anyway, I hope to be MARRIED soon and then with child so then I can become active on your new blog’s! YAY!!!!!!
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ReplyDelete04/23/2014 at 2:44 pm
I was in this VERY situeation. I worked after law school as a process server for a slippery guy in an office on Canal Street (FOOEY), and then I decided to “lateral” into my job with the manageing partner when he offered me a job. It was an easy decision for me b/c I did NOT see alot of future in process serveing. The men were sleazey, and all they did was pinch my tuchus. The women all smoked cigarette’s and they must also have gotten black and blue mark’s on their tuchuses from all of the pincheing. And when I went to serve either a COMPLAEINT or a SUBPEENIE, the peeople were rude and/or did NOT answer the door, and I learned if that happened just to throw the COMPLAEINT or the SUBPEENIE away and just sign the affidavid that I served it anyway. FOOEY b/c it was NOT even true!
So when the manageing partner said I could work doing REAL LEGAL WORK, it was an easy decision. It took a few month’s b/f he realized just how smart I was, and now I am a partner! YAY!!!!!!
Ellen :
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I agree. Unless you like haveing 2 men chase you, I would loose the guy you do NOT want to date. I knew a girl in college who loved the atention she got from men, even if she KNEW the men who were trying to date her were jerk’s. So she did NOT chase away one guy she should have and that guy literaly CAMPED outside of her dorm room waiteing for her to come out and some time’s she was in there with another guy haveing sex so the guy would come out all sweatey, and it every one KNEW what was goeing on in there. But she STILL let this other guy hang out and try to date her b/c he gave her food and bought her movie ticket’s. I think she was takeing advantage of this schlub even tho she NEVER did anything sexeueal with him. She knew he wanted to have sex with her (or anything close), but she never did. What I did NOT like is that she always was leadeing him on by talkeing about future possibilitie’s with men, includeing him, which kept him on the string, hopeing that she eventueally would have sex with him b/c he alway’s was there camping out waiteing for her so he could get a chance. FOOEY on her for leadeing him on, and FOOEY on men that won’t take a rejection when given. In the mean time, I just want 1 guy to marry and support me so I do NOT have to work after I have children. Where is that guy? YAY!!!!!
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Godzilla :
04/23/2014 at 11:01 am
Dude, even Ellen agrees you shouldn’t meet this guy.
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January :
04/23/2014 at 11:08 am
+1
Has Ellen given up her virginity yet?
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ReplyDelete04/23/2014 at 9:59 am
I have so many that to be honest, I can’t even separate one out now but one of the worst: I went out with a guy from OKC who (knowing I was a lawyer) told me the real reason women aren’t as successful as men is because we have too many emotions and it was purely biological so feminism isn’t going to accomplish anything. (I’m paraphrasing but only slightly).
Honestly, you go on so many bad dates while online dating sometimes. My philosophy is generally similar to Ellen or Jay Z – JSFAMO or “onto the next one”.
That said, I know how discouraging it can be (and I’m there right now) but I think it’s a numbers game.
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January :
04/23/2014 at 10:02 am
I like that you put Ellen and Jay-Z in the same school of philosophical thought. ;)
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Monday :
04/23/2014 at 10:51 am
“What do Ellen and Jay-Z have in common?”
1) Overconfidence; 2) New York City.
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Wildkitten :
04/23/2014 at 11:53 am
+ 1 million
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Male VPL :
04/23/2014 at 10:41 am
I kept wondering how many people here are in Oklahoma City. Then I realized what y’all were talking about. I was thinking that they guys there must really be awful.
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I love these shoe’s! But they onley have 3″ heels; the manageing partner want’s me to wear 4″ at all times in court, b/c men love me in highest heel’s tho I perfer flat’s around the office.
I have a question for the HIVE. Has anyone done a Master of Sceince in Finance on Line? The manageing partner said he would pay for me to do this online b/c dad said I should have a gradeuate degree in addition to my law degree, and this way, I can do on ON LINE. Dad sent me this link:
http://msbonline.georgetown.edu/home2-94434-5380YS.html
It is to GEORGETOWN’s MSF program. According to their websight, “Georgetown University’s MSF online program takes today’s best financial professionals and transforms them into recognized leaders in their profession. At the program’s core is a world-class curriculum that consists of rigorous coursework, real-world applications, a global outlook and a commitment to ethical values. You will learn firsthand from a faculty of distinguished scholars and award-winning teachers dedicated to your success.”
I would like to be a success, and this mean’s workeing, but if it’s not good for me, I want to know NOW. So, does anyone know it and recomend it? Dad thought I would do well there b/c I would NOT have to go there much and when I did, I could stay with Laurie since she threw out her husband and they are getting a divorce b/c he was cheateing with someone who work’s at Home Depot in the Paint Department. I wonder what kind of paint she put on him that made him want to have sex with her? I never liked her husband and can not even imageine him with his pant’s off. But I guess the woman from Home Depot was OK with his weenie. FOOEY!
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Anise :
04/22/2014 at 7:40 pm
I can’t speak to Georgetown’s B school, but if it is an on-line school, give it a try. I know their other schools are decent, and if you wind up with a business degree, you will be very marketable. Also, you’re more likely to land a guy if you can show you have business skills as well as legal skills. Guys like that, because you will be viewed as an “earner” not a “drainer”.
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ReplyDelete04/22/2014 at 2:06 pm
this is SO timeley! The manageing partner had a new firm photoshoot yesterday week for Top Lawyer’s Magazine, and he wanted ME to be in the front and center, weareing my RED suit with my new white silk blouse. He had me hike up the dress just a littel, so that peoeple reading our ad will think to come in b/c of my leg’s. I thought that was a littel sexist, but after he explained that that was busness, I said OK, b/c it will translate into more firm profit’s and a bigger draw. He also had me pout my lip’s a littel bit b/c he know’s men like that. The guy had to take at least 15 different picture’s b/f the manageing partner was satisfied with 2 of them. I think I look a littel cheep in them b/c my leg’s show at least 4″ more leg (both leg’s) then Madeline, who is all the way in the corner on the end. Even the manageing partner is trying to hide her a littel b/c his leg’s are in front of her leg’s. He also had Lynn sit near me even tho she is NOT even an attorney. The manageing partner think’s peeople will think she is a lawyer also and bring in firm busness. The good news is that we are all schrunched in so no one can see any of our tuchuses. We will also use this picture for our new firm websight when we get one. YAY!!!!
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Anise :
04/22/2014 at 7:42 pm
I hate the fact that it’s a man’s world out there and we have to show more than a little leg and boobs to get business. But until this changes, we need to do what we can to earn a living and no one will fault you for this so stop kicking yourself. Look at the actresses — they do more than show a leg. Their full body is available for inspection on the big screen. So don’t feel bad. Some day, we will laugh as we inspect different men and compare their private parts to see if and how they fit ours.
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ReplyDelete04/22/2014 at 11:25 am
I love this blazer, but the manageing partner think’s it look’s like a schmata! He is so WRONG on this, but I think he says that b/c he does NOT want me to wear this b/c he does NOT think the judge will like it. I am goeing with Lynn to the CELLAR tomorrow and will speak to her about spending to much time with Mason. I realy think he is useing her for sex, b/c he does NOT seem to deal with her much during the day. She is much more into him then he is to her (exept at nite of course, but that is another story). The manageing partner is happy with my new cases, and I made 13 motion’s for extensions b/c the other firm gave me a batch of cases with deadline’s due to expire! FOOEY on them! They must be trying to make me FAIL so they keep the cases. I know a guy from that firm and was NEVER impressed with him. He took the bar w/me in Albeany and I think he was stareing at me there. FOOEY on him also. Dad has been nice since I was out there–he has not even brought up my tuchus for a few day’s. I think he knows I know that I have to get my tuchus size down if I am to wear a batheing suit this summer in the Hamton’s. I do NOT want a big tuchus any more then my future husband doe’s. I have to walk today to make sure I have room for the pasta tomorrow at the Cellar with Lynn. YAY!!!!
I would like for Ellenwatch (Ellenmiss) to return. I hope she does not have a satchel ass from all the sitting.
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ReplyDelete04/21/2014 at 5:29 pm
I think it is a littel low. I never made this much b/f I got to be a partner, but dad say’s I can expect to make more especialy with my “draw” being dependant on my billeing’s the way he has negotiated it. The tax guy was astounded that I will make so much money, he said pretty girl’s like me just get married and let HUBBY make the money. I told him that there was NO guy in my life and I have to do this on my own, unless I get a guy to give me a baby, which I do NOT want to do w/o the guy in the picture and MARRIED b/c I do NOT want to work forever and drop my kid off in Day care. FOOEY!
I hope that I will make enough money so that I will NOT have to worry, but I do NOT want a guy like Alan, to drink all day, burp the baby then burp himself b/f throweing up in the sink. FOOEY! I want a steady guy (like Ed) who can get me out of the work world, and let me do the mothering for OUR children, thank you very much. I would NOT mind haveing sex with that kind of guy, but NOT with the guy’s that just want to have sex then go home. DOUBEL FOOEY on men like that. Myrna sees alot of that in her industry, and even lawyer’s will want to have sex and then walk away. Not for me. To many guy’s like Gonzalo who love to put their hand’s where they do NOT belong, and if you say OK, then they put OTHER thing’s there later. NO, not for me. I do NOT want a guy’s weenie either unless I have a ring on my finger. But I hope to find one soon. YAY!
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I think I agree that Ellenwatch must be getting cosmically good sex now, so as the amount of good sex increases, the amount of her posting and her analysis drops proportionately. We have to wait until she needs to take a break and come up for air before we can expect more posting.
ReplyDeleteCongrats to Ellenwatch for landing a dude to poke her!
Assuming arguendo that she is getting good sex, why should that stop her from posting here? She can't be at it 24/7, otherwise her crotch would be worn out by now. No I think she is not getting any sex at all and is jealous that there are men that want to put it to Ellen. I sincerely hope Ellenwatch is not turning into a cat lady with cobwebs where a guy's member ought to be doing some bobbin'
DeleteWho is porking Ellenwatch now?
DeleteLikely Sam or one of Ellen's other squeezes. That explains the lack of posting.
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