an OOOGLEING lawsuit! YAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

This is such a great Ellen link. I wonder if shesaw the story because she has a Google alert for "ooogel" or something. Seriously--the word in its correct spelling shows up often enough, but such precision, to find the one story where, in Ellen sisterhood, we've added a few extra Os. 

It doesn't look like Ellen commented on this online articel, but maybe she's written directly to the offending employer to express her anti-ooogleing solidarity. 

You may not hear much out of either me or Ellen over the next week, but I say this is a great note to go out on--even for the year.  

Ellen :

12/20/2013 at 2:31 pm

Yay! Open thread’s! I love open thread’s! (and Friday too!)

As for the OP, Super Hug’s to you. Interviewing is alway’s stresseful, and peeople who are lookeing are alway’s lazy, particulearley around the holiday’s b/c they are busy eating and goeing to parties and all that stuff. Even I have put on 5 pound’s since Thankgsgiveing, and I am sure that ALL of it is in my TUCHUS! FOOEY!

But they will eventually decide and I am hopeing it is YOU b/c you deserve a good 2014!

As for the rest of the hive, I cam across this articel that was VERY interesting about a woman who sued the cop’s for OOOGELEING her driver’s license photo in Minnesota. She sued for alot of money and setteled for $32,000.

http://www.startribune.com/local/west/236425531.html

According to the Paper, “The City Council approved the settlement last week after Paula Kruchowski’s attorney wrote in a notice of claim ­letter — which typically precedes a lawsuit — that she had been “oogled [sic] by scores of men.” As the city attorney’s office liaison to the police domestic assault unit, Kruchowski works in Police Department offices at City Hall.”

If she can stop peeople from OOGELING her, there is hope for the rest of us from beeing OOOGLED! DOUBEL FOOEY!

I think this case is and can be VERY good presedent for us who get OOOGLED by peeople in our own companies! I am printeing out this article to give to BOTH Frank and the Manageing partner, b/c I do NOT like it when Frank is ooogeleing my boobie’s and tuchus. He is MARRIED, and he can OOOGLE her!

So for the HIVE, remember this case and we can make even more money if we bring an OOOGLEING lawsuit! YAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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to cow-tow to men who are NOT superior

Ellen :

12/16/2013 at 2:19 pm

Men are SUCH A PAIN! Particulearley for high powered women like us who are very sucessful in our job’s either as attorney’s or as MBA’s. THEY WANT TO BE KING OF THE ROAST, but can not face it when we are doieng better then them. My philosophy is to be yourself, and not to cow-tow to men who are NOT superior in the wage department. After all, why should we be so carful to STROKE their ego’s when all they do is grab our boobies or tuchus and think they are better then we are. I say we have to find men who are sucesful and professional and do NOT treat us like china doll’s. After all, we are big girls and should be abel to take it as well as dish it out.

Last week there was some guy who was unsure if he would have a LD relationship with one of our hive member’s who was goieng to be goiengto a big MBA school. I did NOT even know what he did, but she was SO worried about him. I told her to tell him to get lost if he did NOT want to suport her goeing for an MBA. For all we knew, he was some schlub that worked in his dad’s feed store! FOOEY on that!

Yes we women MUST stick together, wether in the HIVE or out in the workplace. We are all VERY smart, and should NEVER forget it. YAY!!!!!!

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not totaly wortheless

So we have 3 pound's to loose and none to gain heading into the holiday's. Also, Rosa knows all about Fred's groping, but I'd like to see it passed on to her husband, his buddy, Ed. No, I am not sure he will care, but the more attention on this the better. 

Ellen :

12/09/2013 at 10:40 am

Yay! Pricey Monday! I can almost afford this dresses’s like this! I like the neckline b/c there is NOTHING for Frank to stare at also! YAY!

As for the OP, yes, I walk in to work and I bring a tupperweare container with celery and carot’s so that I have something to snack on (other then the cookie’s the manageing partner has Lynn bring in every day). I still am 3 pound’s over where I should be b/c of all of the Thank’sgiving meal I ate. Mom is also trying to loose weight by walkeing with Dad with a new FITBIT! YAY!

I told Rosa all about Fred and she did NOT like that Fred stuck his hand inside of my sweater. She said he “should NOT be lookeing for his key’s there!”. I agreed, b/c he is NEVER getting the key to my heart, either. FOOEY on FRED! Rosa said he has ALOT of nerve for thinkeing that my boobies could be rented out for the price of a cheap meal. He would NOT even let me eat a second appetizer and I did NOT even have an entreee either! FOOEY on FRED. Myrna’s dog did like the biscut’s tho. So Fred was not totaly wortheless. But I could have gotten Xilo some biscut’s without haveing to have a guy squeeze my boobie’s. FOOEY!

Myrna told me about a guy she met who wanted to marry her last year, but he wanted her to keep workeing b/c she made alot of money and he wanted to be a “housefrau”. I do NOT even know what that mean’s but she said NO. She would NOT suport a guy who just would lay around waiting to give her sex at night. That is what Alan was turneing into, I said and she agreed! We will hereinafter pass on any man that just want’s us to work while they play. Myrna showed me an articel about this in the NY Times that the HIVE should read. We will NOT ever become this. FOOEY!

http://www.nytimes.com/2013/05/30/business/economy/women-as-family-breadwinner-on-the-rise-study-says.html

If I am doieng all the work, should I be also have to come home and start doieng all the housework? NO WAY HOZE! We want men to work and to suport US, not the other way around. FOOEY!

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says that we are free to be women

Are we? What a relief! If you missed it, here's Ellen's initial endorsement of the book. Not sure why, out of every publication in the universe, she chose to apply her ability to read to this (and evidently nothing else), but we'll take it? 

In addition to loveing BOOKAY, I absolutely must point out the potentially catastrophic consciousness-raising to which Paragraph 7, highlighted below, attests. If Mom and Ellen join in a feminist rebellion from Mr. Barshevsky, the term "game changer" will truly apply, as it does in so few instances. We might also be lookeing at preparation to comply with readers' wishes as per my Poll #3: that Ellen finally throws off the yoke and gets a life. Baited breath, as always...

Ellen :

11/12/2013 at 9:31 am

Yay! I LOVE this pencil SKIRT, Kat! And I am finaly back in the office! Super Yay!

As for the OP, I have alway’s been a bridesmaid, but NEVER maid of honor. That is OK, b/c I hope to be a BRIDE, and will not have to stand up and catch the bookay any more. FOOEY!

I promised the hive I would get their opinion’s on this quote from the book I am reading from Jean Jack Rousseau. He wrote:

“Women is made specially to please man. Therefore, the whole education of women ought to relate to men. To please men, to be useful to them, to make herself loved and honored by them..these are the duties of women ata ll times, and they ought to be taught from childhood”. FOOEY!

And the book also says a 1912 book “warns girls to put away the trigonometry and do some needlework”. DOUBEL FOOEY!

How do peeople come off trying to say and do these things? We are women and we are EMPOWERED. FOOEY on dooshey men that want to keep us pregenant and in the kitchen. That is old stuff. We have power to be ourselve’s and we should NOT let men think we are beholden to them. The book I am reading says that we are free to be women and should NEVER let men think they are better then us.

The book is titled “Wonder Women: Sex, Power and the Quest for Perfection” by Debora L. Spar. My mom gave it to me and I like it. She say’s she is learning a lesson that she will start to apply to Dad, who has alway’s kept her down. I love dad, but he is a controlling jerk sometimes, b/c he tells mom EXACTELY what to think on every issue and exactley what to make for every dinner, down to the desert. FOOEY! Dad has to join the 21st century where we women are NOT to be thought of as porcelain dolls. TRIPEL FOOEY!

OMG, Willem is back texteing and I now have to deal with him this week a long with FRED!

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• LHH :

  11/12/2013 at 11:17 am
  +1 Bookay.
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  • Anon :

    11/12/2013 at 4:36 pm
    Haha you mean +1000.
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• k-padi :

  11/12/2013 at 1:05 pm
  Ellen, thank you. This made my day.
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CHEEP LEGAL RESEARCH and free thought’s

Fascinating story. I have never heard of this happening, but I suppose nothing should surprise me anymore. For what it's worth, on this page can be found several Stamford-based Fortune 500s. If anyone has an educated guess about the poor unfortunate company that's been forever blacklisted at Manageing & MANAGEING LLP, please comment! 

As for Linda, who hasn't been mentioned for a long time...I don't want to poke a hole in this woeful tale of injustice, but...didn't she fail out of law school before getting married? Is it possibel that something was wrong with her legal reasoning and/or listed credentials, even if this villainous company had had an opening?

Ellen :

10/28/2013 at 5:13 pm

I do NOT want to DASH your hope’s unnecessariley, b/c they could be ON THE LEVEL, but I know a freind, Linda who interviewed for an INHOUSE position at a FORTUNE 500 company in Stamford and they made her write a memo on a topic that cleareley applied to their situeation. So my freind did alot of research and came up with a MEMO, that I helped her on. She was sure she must be on the short list, or mabye even was getting the job b/c there was SOME confiedential information given to her so that she could write a better memo. But FOOEY!!!! As it turned out, this Fortune 500 Company in STAMFORD, CONNECTEICUT (THEY KNOW WHO THEY ARE), was just useing her to get some CHEEP LEGAL RESEARCH and free thought’s from her. She did NOT get the job, and as it turned out, they did NOT even have a job. They ONLEY brought her and a few other ladie’s in to PICK THEIR BRAIN’s, free, grattis–THAT WAS DOUBEL FOOEY!

Then the lawyer who was supposedley lookeing to hire her, after telling her there was NO job, asked if she wanted to go out with him on a DATE?!!!! TRIPEL FOOEY! Linda of course DECLINED!!!!

I told the manageing partner, and he said that he would NEVER accept any work from that Company. That may not mean that much, b/c they are in STAMFORD (and that is NOT in NY, and we are NOT licensed in Stamford, but still, I think it was very GALLANT a gesture of the manageing partner to swear off any busness from that Company, especially b/c it is a FORTUNE 500 Company. YAY!!!!!!

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onley applies to women like me when takeing the depo’s

Pretty detailed for haveing been made up on the fly...Any of my real lawyers in the house want to endorse or criticize these pointer's? 

Ellen :

10/10/2013 at 4:13 pm

All of these comment’s about takeing depo’s are great, and I can NOT add alot to them. One thing NOT mentioned that I was told 3 thing’s by the manageing partner is — and this is a little bit sexist but onley applies to women like me when takeing the depo’s: These are that 1) when you are takeing the EBT of a man, wear nice clotheing that does NOT show anything, but can get him distracted enough so that mabye he will slip up; 2) The second rule is alway’s to schmoozze with both him and his legal counsil before the EBT, again to soften them up, and 3)the third rule is when you ask a question, look the deponent up and down (the way they do us on the street) and do NOT hesitate to cross and uncross our leg’s. Is this sexist? Of course, but does it work? Generaly yes, when you are dealing with a MAN. When you are deposeing a woman, another set of rules apply which center around 1) dressing very conserveatively, so as NOT to enrage the deponent or get them jelous that you are attractive; 2) always look them ONLEY in the eye — which can unnerve them and cause them to lose foccus, and 3) be courtyous to the woman when comeing in or leaveing, askeing her if she needs to use the ladie’s room, which you can show her.

There are alot of EBT’s I’ve done where they have made enough mistakes that I was abel to get a quick setttelment from rather then goieng to trial. But the most important thing is to RELAX and realise that whatever you forget about you can always clean up at trial, if they want to get that far. Most of the plaintiff’s I deal with are men and they nearly all wind up setteleing. YAY!

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a HEATEING MAT

I bet Dad charged the Capitol for this phone consult. Glad it worked out for the little lady, though.

Ellen :

10/07/2013 at 3:38 pm

When I was workeing as a college coop, I had to sit at the front desk on the HILL in a VERY old buildeing that did NOT have a good heateing system. I told them to turn UP the heat alot of times, but they said it was UP ALL THE WAY already! So I told my dad, and he called our CONGRESSMAN, and within a week, the CONGRESSMAN arranged for them to send a HEATEING MAT THAT I PLUGGED INTO THE AC OUTLET. Once I plugged it in, my feet got very warm and this helped me stay warm even tho the REST of my Body was NOT warm. It realy did help. So if you have probelem’s like I did, you can ALWAYS have your dad call your Congressman. YAY!

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alot of hurdel’s to jump over

First highlight: Ellen's reminding us of the classic exchange she had with MP in which she asked for a raise and he offered her something else instead. Paragraph 3, in turn, seems like a reference to the SATC moment when Miranda get's shafted for being too high-achieving (surely she would have been a favorite Corporette if the character and the blog ever overlapped). Like the tie-in with fooeying Dad.

Ellen :

10/03/2013 at 3:52 pm

I also love these shoe’s! I just showed them to the manageing partner and b/c they are so expensive, he agreed to BUY one pair for ME and one for Margie, and NOT even out of my clotheing allowance!!!! YAY!!!! The manageing partner used to want to give me her old shoe’s but Margie has BUNNION’s! FOOEY! I think he is so nice b/c he want’s me to wear them in court with my FIRE ENGINE RED SUIT and RED LIPSTICK — he knows is freind the the judge LOVES me in RED and BLACK, but this will be for my RED DAY! YAY!!!!!

I got to text’s from Willem and one from Micheal. Micheal wants to meet me this weekend, but I have been neglecting MYRNA, so I told Micheal I would ask Myrna first, and he said she could come also if we did something. He has to work the deli on Saturday, but is off Sunday, so it has to be Sunday with him. I told him I would text him AFTER I asked Myrna. We were suposed to go walkeing with Roberta in Riverdell, but the weather is suposed to be stinkey, and I do NOT want to get my NIKE shoe’s wet again.

At lunch, a guy stopped me on 5th Avenue and asked me if I was a model. I smiled and said in my dream’s mabye, but I was a lawyer. When I told him that, he skowled and walked away. We lady lawyer’s have alot of hurdel’s to jump over — men do NOT like women who are smart. They want dumm model type’s who will just agree with whatever they say. FOOEY b/c I have a brain and a personalty of myOWN! I REFUSE to be SUBJUEGATED to a MAN’s wishe’s and desire’s. I want a man who will ask ME what do I want to do, and what do I think about something. Men just want to tell us women everything and we are suposed to accept it JUST b/c they are MEN? FOOEY on that! I am standeing up to men who want to control me. Even Dad has to learn that I am in charge of MY OWN DESTENY! YAY!!!!!!

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FOOEY on the sequester!

Setup for the first date with Michael...

Ellen :

10/01/2013 at 9:30 am

Oooo! I love TAHARI! And this color block dress also!!! Yay!

I had alot of troubel walkeing into work today b/c of the goverment shut down. I think there were alot less police and firemen on the street so that the street peeople were causing troubel. Also, I heard there was some troubel on the West Side walkway where 4 peeople were stabbed. I think all of this has alot to DO with the SEQUESTER. Why can’t Congress just pay the policeman and firemen so they will NOT have to go without a PAYCHECK? FOOEY on the sequester!

I wonder if my case’s will be heard on Friday? I have to call the court to see if the JUDGE is goeing to work. If he is NOT goeing to get paid, I do NOT think he will come in or make his staff work for free. I am goieng to meet his nephew, Micheal, after work on Wednesday. It will be very warm so he will meet me here at work and then we will decide where he is goieng to take me to eat. I hope he does NOT take me to a deli. I have not eaten Italian lately, so I will try and see if we can go to a place near me. I will have to ask the manageing partner when he get’s in if Margie can recomend a place. She used to live near me b/f she married the manageing partner and moved to LI with him. She and some of her freind’s get together at a place so mabye I will go there.

Frank is here already, and is in the toilet reading the Post. Nothing much else to report. FOOEY b/c I need to clean up b/f work, but I do NOT want to use the hall toilet b/c the maintenenace guy’s are out there waiting for me. DOUBEL FOOEY!

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• roses :

  10/01/2013 at 10:40 am
  Ellen, were you absent the day in law school (or…you know…junior high?) that they taught federalism?
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  • Godzilla :

    10/01/2013 at 11:03 am
    Well, Ellen is correct in that we do have a lot of federal agents manning the city.
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(figureatively)

Interesting--I wouldn't have pegged MP as the type to take seriously that women get groped on crowded train cars. This is like the one thing he's ever done of which I approve. 

Interesting move on Sam's part: attacking Willem's employer for its too-conservative revenue model. Ellen doesn't heed, but her Dad might...

Ellen :

09/11/2013 at 6:12 pm

Me too. I have been working my tuchus off (figureatively) so I have not had alot of time to post. I wish I could work off a few pound’s from my tuchus, but that does not work that way. Sam texted me today even tho I said I would have to tell him first whether he should text me. He knows I was talkeing to Willem at the party and he said that Willem’s bank is strictely second rate. I say FOOEY as long as he is makeing money and can support me, that is all that matters.

Today I took the Subway to work b/c it was so hot out and some guy kept rubing up against me in the train. I did NOT get a seat b/c I get on at 86th in the morning and it is express where peeople all push to get on. If I was to go 77th, I could probabely get a seat, but that is slow. Anyway, this guy kept rubing my tuchus with his leg and I told him to stop b/c he did NOT have to be that close. I had to get off at 59th b/c he kept rubing my tuchus, and I waited for the next train. When I got to work, I told the manageing partner, and he said I should have talked to the MTA police and taken his picture with my Iphone. But where were they when this guy was rubing my tuchus? I did not get this guy’s name, but next time I will remember to take his picture with my Iphone. FOOEY!

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as teh EQUAL’s we are???

Boogersnot is going to be evaluated, by Dad, for its nutritional content. Meanwhile yes, of course, the original offer of guaranteed salary was way too low for prospective first-year partner Ellen, and even doubled (as proposed below) I still say it's short of fair. 

Ellen :

07/31/2013 at 12:50 pm

I hate sexism in the media and in public. FOOEY! When will men ever treat us as teh EQUAL’s we are??? DOUBEL FOOEY!

We should NOT share our BODIES with MEN WHO DO NOT RESPECT OUR MIND’s!

Sam sent over some flower’s, includeing roses, and gardenas and lily’s. It was very nice and it said: “I DONT EAT MEAT, BUT MEET ME IN THE HAMTON’S!”

It was very cute and Frank wanted to know all about him. I told him he was a VEGGAN and did NOT eat meat. I also said he did NOT eat GLUTEN, and Frank said “OH, ONE OF THOSE!” and he snikkered.

I did NOT tell him that Sam picked his nose b/c I am not sure b/c I did NOT see that. I suppose that is not VEGGAN or GLUTEN, but will ask DAD.

Dad is NOT goeing to tell me exactely what is in the report, but he said that I should NEGOTEATE an extra $75K guraanteed salary. I wonder if this means that I am being UNDER PAID or if it mean’s I need to get more. I should ask HOW I should do this? DOES THE HIVE HAVE ANY ADVICE FOR ME? I will ask MYRNA, b/c she was abel to get a good raise and buy a car with it. YAY!!!!

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it took alot of soul searcheing

So now MP is joining the pressure to get married ASAP. But as for the middle paragraph, I actually think Ellen's question is interesting, as she compares the "embarrassment" of alcoholism with cyber-cheating. She may simply be more honest than most in sayeing that having a man at all has to be balanced carefully against all the terrible things he may bring upon her. 

Are we confident that Dad actually is on board with the principle she settled on? I've had a feeling that most of his objections to guys since Alan were based on income, not character (lacking as both may be).

Ellen :

07/26/2013 at 10:23 am

Yay! Fruegel Friday’s! I love Fruegel Friday’s! But today, enough about ME! What does the hive think about Huma Abedin (Anthony Weiner’s Wife). Dad emailed me for my view on this and I think that she should not be forced to stand up behind her man just b/c she is still MARRIED to him.

As Corporetes, we should have a strong UNIFIED view point about what do do when men we are with MISBEHAVE. I think that if a guy is putting his picture of his unit in text messages that he might do other thing’s that might embarrass in the future. I know that when my Alan started drinkeing alot, it took alot of soul searcheing before I decided to dump him, but I did that and my dad now understands that it is better NOT to be married then to be married to a drunk that might embarrass me and him in the future. What do you CORPORETE’s THINK? DUMP OR NOT?

The manageing partner also agree’s, tho he think’s I can get more cleint’s if my husband knew peeople. The manageing partner says I should be abel to tap as many sources as I have — includeing busness colleueges, freind’s from college and law school, AND, if I am MARRIED, my husband’s contact’s! He says that can DOUBEL our billieng’s! YAY!!!

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think I am some ONE’s PARALEGAL

This kind of satire might be funnier if any of these complaints was at all far-fetched or exaggerated. Corporette readers may recall that Kat shared she was initially thinking of naming her blog "Get Your Own Damn Coffee"...

It almost makes you long for gray hairs and crow's feet. (But then would I just be taken for someone's mom coming along to court or something?)

Ellen :

07/11/2013 at 4:08 pm

Yes, this hapens to me alot, in court all the court clerk’s think I am some ONE’s PARALEGAL, but NEVER an attorney at LAW, and counsel of RECORD for the defendant/respondent. Just b/c we are women why cant they figure it out? We go to law school, get JD’s, and take the BAR!

What do they think, that we did all that to get some smelley guy coffee and muffin’s? OF COURSE NOT! We have to SIEZE the power we have and to LET men know that we are all JD Profesional’s and we are ADMITTED to the BAR. FOOEY!

Even Alan, my ex, who was ONLEY a BS/CPA tried to put me down and make me make him coffee and get food for him b/c he was to busy to be bothered. We should NEVER let men consider us as their hand servant’s. We are BETTER THEN EQUAL to MEN. DOUBEL FOOEY!

Myrna realy puts down men who try to mess with her head at work. She is very pretty so the men think she is dumb. But she is smart and they wind up lookeing dumb when she show’s them up in front of their manageing director’s! YAY MYRNA!!!!!

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He was the onley profesor who did NOT want to date me 1st year.

Always pithy and insightful on legeagle issues, and showing off that she knows what SCOTUS stand's for. Any high hopes for Brandon? Why is Myrna's determination a deciding factor? 

Ellen :

06/26/2013 at 11:23 am

I am ALL for equal right’s for EVERYONE. After all, we all are different, but we are all the same at least to the extent we are all human’s. So it is WRONG to legislate that someone should get less right’s b/c they are NOT percieved as the same, when they are. FOOEY on peeople that singel out peeople and discriminate. I say whatever is right should be what is ruled on by SCOTUS. (I knew what that was b/c my Con Law prof at GW told me that. He was the onley profesor who did NOT want to date me 1st year.

I met a guy, Brandon, who work’s at my health club. He wanted to know what I did so I told him. He was very impresed, b/c he just fold’s towels, but he has a BA from Hunter’s College. He say’s he is goieng back for his MBA, so mabye he has potential. I will ask Myrna to check him out. YAY!!!

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if his phone called me when his girlfreind grabbed his tuchus

Give's new meaning to "butt-dialing." I wonder if Gonzalo is still dateing Carmine Miranda? Who evidently does reciprocate his public groping (see link and then highlight below)? His phone could jut as easily take an accidental photo and send it as an accidental text...

Ellen :

04/11/2013 at 3:42 pm

Very cute, I LOVE GOLD, but I am NOT a bangle person.

Robert says he is getting us ticket’s for the Met’s and David want’s to take me OUT to eat. What is it? Is there something in the air? These guy’s have LITERALY come out like insect’s looking to mate? I do NOT want either of them sexueally, so that is OUT, but it is flatering.

I have alot of work to catch up on and have to be in court TUESDAY. I have return date’s on 3 motion’s and all are contested. The supermarkit cases are NOT simpel b/c they all have counsel, and they are NOT Brian. FOOEY! He is easy to handel.

I think I got a call from Gonzalo, but I only heard some Spanish peeople talking in the background. That hapened before b/c he has a cheep cell phone that goes on if he sit’s on it or something. It would be funny if his phone called me when his girlfreind grabbed his tuchus. To bad women do NOT do that–men grab womens’ tucheses, but women do NOT grab mens tucheses. I never understood that. FOOEY!

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FOOEY on O’Bamacare

And we're back with more of Dad's breathtakingly original political pronouncements. Props to "O" for a novel riff on what has now been a repeated Irishization of POTUS.

Ellen :

04/02/2013 at 10:49 am

You sound like you have DONE SOME of your homework, but you are MISSING a biggie! HEALTH INSURANCE!

Yes, your young now and mabye healthy, but if you have to buy your own, look out! My dad says that under O’Bama care, workeing peeople will be paying more and getting less. That mean’s you.

Frank put a line on my W2 showeing how much the firm is payeing for my insurance. It is alot, and I do NOT even use it alot. I just go for a check up to my GP, and to the dermatologist b/c we are VERY fairskined and therefore are at risk for skin leesion’s (Grandma Leyeh had one removed last month), and also to the OBGYN, b/c I want to have a baby soon so I MUST monitor that.

My dad says that if you are not workeing, O’Bamacare will cover you, but that does NOT help the rest of us. Also, since everyone will be covered, he said forget about getteing an appointment with your DOC any time soon and also that the office will be FLOODED with peeople who are not payeing, but must get covereage. FOOEY! I do NOT want to have to wait MONTH’s to see a doctor!

If DAD is right, and he useueally is, FOOEY on O’Bamacare. I wonder if the HIVE even know’s this? Well they do now if they read this! FOOEY!

I know all this b/c Dad was talkeing about this b/c we are pickeing up Rosa and the baby today! She is comeing home with the baby and I am baby sitteing all week, even tho the manageing partner is calleing me 6x a day. FOOEY on that. Rosa and the baby comes first! YAY!

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• roses :

  04/02/2013 at 11:55 am
  OMG you guys. Apparently our president is Irish. No wonder everyone wants to see his birth certificate!
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  04/02/2013 at 1:19 pm

  I think you meant O’MG.

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do NOT think it is fair for everyone to have the goverment pay for thier i-Phone’s

We've never known much about Ellen's political views, such as they are, and she's made great show of not having opinions and not voting in the past. But for what we do know, this is pretty consistent: vague fiscal conservatism inherited from the revered brain of Dad. What surprises me more is Alan's alleged socialism. Granted, it sounds like she's using this unsympathetic character as a way to make fun of liberal's. But if anything--especially given his own history of internet commenting--I thought he'd be the more conservative of the two.

2nd paragraph: the first actual update on Alan that we've heard for a long time. I wonder who this was "heard" from.

Ellen :

03/27/2013 at 10:57 am

I think it can be dificult. It was with ME. The Barshevsky side of My family tends to be on the CONSERVATIVE side of the fence, b/c my family has worked and been here for MANY year’s, so when I started dateing Alan, we did NOT see eye to eye. He think’s everyone should be given the same amount of money, and he did NOT want to work hard b/c it should be taxed away anyway, so he perfered to lay around and drink rather than work and get taxed. I am diferent. I want to work hard and save and have a 401K to retire on, and I do NOT depend on the goverment for suport, or food stamp’s or anything. I do NOT mind payeing in so other’s can have thing’s they need, but do NOT think it is fair for everyone to have the goverment pay for thier i-Phone’s.

So it can get touchy. Fortueantely, I dumped Alan, and I do NOT have to worry about him any more. I did hear he met someone who is haveing sex with him, and I feel sorry for her b/c that is all he is good for, and mabye not so good b/c of all of the drinkeing. FOOEY!

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even worse then Alan or Frank

The three-character drama in Paragraph 3 is fairly well executed here, especially the final dialogue of conducter's pithy pronouncement and Ellen's closing as narrator. Speaking of threes, I wonder if TRIPEL FOOEY refers to the smelly trifecta: Alan, Frank, and the gassy train passenger.

Hopefully Ellen will post a link to her forthcoming publication at some point. I was not contacted for proofing.

Ellen :

03/22/2013 at 5:01 pm

I agree! Doubel FOOEY!!!!! It is so cold that I froze walkeing to work today, but I DID GET my 2.5 or so mile’s and on the way home, it’s 40 KARAT’s for me! Yogurt with Pinappels! YAY!!!!!!

The manageing partner has me doeing all the reserch for the doofus in Baltimore even tho I am NOT a MARYLAND admittee. FOOEY! There are no cases that I can find on WESTLAW that are ON POINT. Evedenteley, peeople in Baltimore don’t get WC case’s alot, they just settel them right off and there are NO opinion’s by the JUDGES in MARYLAND CASES.

I am goeing to be published soon, and I will have the JUDGE sign a photocopy of his opinion. He is so nice to me b/c I am ALWAY’S PREPARED. When I was on the train, some smelley guy sat right in front of me and he passed alot of gas right into his seat, and the woman next to me thought THAT IT WAS ME WHO did it. I said NOT ME, it was the smelley guy with the greazy hair. She was NOT sure but I convinced her that It was him b/c when I went to get a drink of water, he did it again. THEN SHE KNEW and told the conducter. He said LADY, what do you want me to do? SHE did not annser him.

That is the LAST time I do NOT get an ACCELA, and stay over. The cleint is so cheep he said have a 2:00 PM meeting knoweing that I could NOT stay over and would have to leave the same day. FOOEY! I want to stay at the Mariot or the Ritz next time. I have to talk to the manageing partner b/f I go back there. The smelley guy was the WORST I’ve smelled in along time — even worse then Alan or Frank. TERRIBLE STINK! TRIPEL FOOEY!!!!!!

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Isn’t this important to us corporaetes?

The standard, with a news-hook twist. What I do learn here is that Dad has a PhD. This makes the apparent job offer at Duke a little more logical, but we still need more info. 

Ellen :

03/15/2013 at 10:16 am

Me to. Yay! Fruegel Friday’s!!! I love Fruegel Friday’s!!!! Also I love these tee shirt’s but for me, NOT in the office b/c Frank and the Manageing partner take turn’s stareing at me b/c the tee shirt’s should not be loose fitting.

I saw Erin Callan on the Today show this morning after my dad sent me an articel from the NY Times. My DAD read’s the NY Times EVERY day, as well as the WALL STREET JOUERNAL, and the LONDON TIMES. But he has a PhD and is very smart. I do not have the time to do this.

Why isnt the HIVE talking about this IMPORTANT article? She used to be the CFO at Lehman and she is now 47 and has been tryeing to have a BABY for year’s and can not. FOOEY!

http://www.nytimes.com/2013/03/10/opinion/sunday/is-there-life-after-work.html?_r=0

She says she worked to hard and did NOT enjoy her life the way she should, and she has NO baby. That is sad and that is why I want to get MARRIED NOW and have a BABY when I am still YOUNG! BUT I first must find a boyfreind to marry me.

I say the HIVE should do a THREAD on this. Kat? Isn’t this important to us corporaetes? I say YES! Please consider a THREAD on this Kat?

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YAY for the Yankee’s and Yay for the Cardinal!

Ellen :

03/13/2013 at 10:59 am

Me either! It is VERY exciting. I was wondering how long the Cardinal’s have to sit there b/f they can go back to their room’s.

I REALLY like OUR Cardinal Dolan. HE could also be a GREAT Pope b/c he is so personabel, but he is also so great for New York City, so part of me want’s him to stay here.

Ed says he realy want’s to be a shortstop for the NY Yankee’s, but Dereck Jeeter has that job already and I LOVE JEETER too! YAY for the Yankee’s and Yay for the Cardinal!

When I had to go and watch the SAINT LOUIS CARDINALS last year, who knew that we would be haveing our OWN cardinal in the RUNNEING for the POPE! YAY!

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