so I canbuild my port follieo

We were supposed to hear what happened today when Ellen asked MP for 10% of billing's from the new cleints. Instead, this. Do I hear another cry of fakerism? The spELLEN here is fairly outrageous in places, but it also looks like something that could have been written using my home page as a crib sheet. No mention of the raise/bonus that takes effect on Wednesday either. Ellen: if you're gonna do it, do it. Please.
Playing along, at least for now: it appears Ellen's professional aspirations have come full circle, and now affirmatively include making partner. 

Ellen July 30, 2012 at 6:25 pm

I work at a small firm AND even I think of junpeing ship from time to time. Like when I have alot of work when the MAnageing partner does NOT and he just ooogeles me all day while buffeing his BALD head. But Other times I decide to stay b/c the Manageing partner sends me to get cookies from Crumbes bakary, or give’s me a gift card from Lord and Taylor (my fave!) OR gives me a chalengeing case to try!

So you have to aske your self do I feel lucky In my job? If you always say no then it is time to start lookeing.

You might want to look inhouseOr appley for a judgship which I will do after I have kids. For now I need to be a partner and schmooze the cleint’s alot more so I canbuild my port follieo. Yay!

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