That's right. Between the demands of Dad and my Fitbit, I may not be able to po'st again at all until next year. I wanted to take full responsibility for my negligence in advance, though I know that won't stop the Sunshine Girls from hurling much worse accusation's.
Take good care without me, ladies and trolls! And as usual while I'm away, I humbly request that as Ellen posts you shall paste the text in as a "comment" below. Feel free, again, to add your own editorial, and if there's any emergency...you stand a much better chance of finding Ellen than finding me!
HAPPY HOLIDAY'S AND NEW YEAR ELLENWATCHER'S!!!
DON'T GAIN TOO MUCH WAYGHT, AND MAKE SURE THE NECKLINES OF YOU'RE SWEATER'S ARE SECURE EVERY TIME YOU LEAN IN TO REECH FOR A BONBON!!!!
I WILL BE BACK ASAP!!!!!
YAY!!!!!!!!!!!!
Hi, Ellenwatch. I have not seen any posts by Ellen, but here is a string that someone is attributing to her from someone named "Lourine". I don't see any similarity in said post to Ellen, as Ellen has never even mentioned this subject:
ReplyDeleteWhat say you, Ellenwatch, is this a known alias? I
Lourine :
12/23/2013 at 3:24 pm
I would love to find a good horticulturalist, but to do so, I know I must remain meticulously fresh if I want a man to go South for a LGP. An untended garden is not going to incent a guy to want to head downstairs, for even a nibble, let alone the type of tongue-lapping irrigation my garden truly craves.
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Godzilla :
12/24/2013 at 10:36 am
Whoa Nelly, are you one of Ellen’s acquaintances?
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Parfait :
12/24/2013 at 11:55 am
A known alias.
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emeralds :
12/24/2013 at 5:59 pm
Hahahaha I love jokes! Lourine, thanks for the Christmas Eve levity.
I don't think I'd want any part of Lourine. Ellen, on the other hand, is well worth a good roll in the sack, and then some. I could make her forget about Allen in a hurry since I am also circumcised.
ReplyDeleteYum.........let's see.....a chocolate covered banana or VJK......tough choice!
ReplyDeleteEllen is not enjoying her time down South. The guys down there are interested in her, but not the other way around. Poor Ellen. She deserves better:
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12/27/2013 at 2:39 pm
Hi, get me back to NYC quick!!!!! This guy, Clem, keep’s following me around like a puppy dog, but his breathe smell’s like a combo of Cabbage and Cigarette’s! FOOEY! And he is NOT lookeing for a LT releationship, if you know what I mean, and I have NO intention of giveing him ANY “southern comfort” that he is askeing me to give him. DOUBEL FOOEY!
I told Myrna never to let me go with her SOUTH again. We are very populear down here b/c alot of the women look like HONEY BOO BOO! No ofence, b/c we are Not Beauty’s, but PUHLEEASE, do something with yourself and take care of your bodies, ladie’s! No wonder Clem and other’s are taileing us like BLOODHOUND’s! TRIPEL FOOEY!
I am comeing back on Sunday and it is NONE to soon. Roberta want’s me to stop off in Philadelphia to see her son, and he is lookeing better all the time. Yay for NYC!
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Ellen :
12/29/2013 at 8:48 am
We are at a Piggly WIGGELEY getting a gift for Myrna’s boss! We ate HANGER steak last nite. FOOEY! Way to fatty for me. CLEM kept following me and wanted Me to be the mother of his children!?! I think he JUST wanted me to take my JEAN’S off. DOUBEL FOOEY!
Can’t wait to get back and tell the hive about this place. Yay!
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Oh, by the way, I agree with Ellen that Hangar Steak is a very cheap cut of meat that they never even sold years ago. The butchers took it home because no one would pay for that crap. Now, they give this crap a name and all of a sudden it's a hit because it's cheaper than a good cut of beef, and people are so dumb they don't know the difference. I know that if I went out and a guy wanted me to order hangar steak "because it's so good", I would stare at him and say that he could forget any expectation of a BJ or even a HJ that night because he was really cheap!
DeleteIt is true the guys down South generally do not want to do much other than F****K women on the spot, but it seems lucky that "Clem" did not want to do more than gawk at her. Many guys down South expect immediate gratification if they do so much as buy a drink for a woman in a bar. It is not clear where she met this guy or what, if anything, he did for her, but like I said, my experience with men down South has been for them to demand a return for their $4 bottle of beer or a share of their Buffalo wings. Ellen did well to get out of there sexually unscathed. A friend of mine was not so lucky in Savannah, though she did bring the guy up on charges for sexual abuse in the 2nd degree. He did not rape her, but he came fairly close. The things we have to put up with as women are pretty unbelievable in this day and age.
ReplyDeleteSSG aside, I want to be clear that I would never want anything more than conventional sex with Ellen. Those guys down South do a lot of things to women (and men) I do not subscribe to--witness the movie "Deliverence". I'm sure Ellen would mind my gentle caring nature. I'm a home run compared to the losers I've seen here.
ReplyDeleteVinnie may not want to pump Ellen in the keester but so what? He does not want a serious relationship either. Too many paralegals here have given him pleasures he did not warrant or deserve only to be tossed aside after they had pulled their panties down or pleasured him in the pantry. The fact that he refused to even acknowledge me the day after he had huffed and puffed over me is unforgivable.
ReplyDeleteThe next time Kutza tries something with a paralegal she should wait until he pulls down his underwear then take a picture of his micropecker then post it on snap chat. I'm sure he will never attempt sex at work again. Pig!
ReplyDeleteAgree with this. Men should respect us for our minds, not our mouths or other orifices.
DeleteLinda, what are you saying, that we are only viewed as sexual objects? You are too much of a pessimist, because we should only associate ourselves with men (not boys) who do not want us for sex. Sex is fine as part of a relationship but not as the only part of the relationship. If the only thing you are doing is acting as a sexual receptacle, you do not have a relationship, but as a booty girl. You deserve better. We all do.
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