A repository for institutional knowledge about (presumably) fictional internet personality ELLEN BARSHEVSKY
Wednesday, December 11, 2013
the banana’s and the peache’s
My favorite part of this post is the cautionary words about the heedless and hot Lynn. Remember how Fred misfired by hitting on her last week when he was supposed to be at the office to pick up Ellen? Anyway, our girl is about a decade older and she's concerned about the secretary's singledom. Personally, I'm not worried about Lynn. Not only is she young, but uneducated is a nice, secure, attractive place to be for a gold digger. Focus back on the issue, Ellen: you're not getting any younger OR less profesionel! The Husband 911 call is on nobody but U!
Lower down, a movie recommendation seconded by many. Agreeing with Ellen on some things is less concerning than on others.