A repository for institutional knowledge about (presumably) fictional internet personality ELLEN BARSHEVSKY
Ellen is not picking up on the fact that Poppa is jabbing her. Dad is referring to the Mad Man TV show. Sally Draper is a spoiled beeotch, and her mother, played by January Jones, is cold and distant, though still capable of keeping a man warm at night, including, we just saw, her ex, Don Draper, even tho she's married to that other guy now. Ellen is so forgiving of her dad that it is sickening. She needs to stand up for herself.
January Jones is white hot; I'd love to put the blocks to her. The daughter is a little young. Send her back to me in 10 years and I'll show her a good time too. By then it will be October for January, and she won't be as pliable as I prefer. We Kutzas have long been known as the best Latin Lovers in the Argentinian hill country.