A repository for institutional knowledge about (presumably) fictional internet personality ELLEN BARSHEVSKY
Dad is a shrimp and a douche!
I have an idea. How about if I can attach the fitbit when I am with Ellen in the sack, and as long as our bedroom activities register on her fitbit and it doesn't have GPS on, she can get all of her "steps" PDF'ed to dad without her ever having to go vertical! We won't have to tell Dad about that, and Ellen will be "fitter" than ever after I focus on the problem areas!