A repository for institutional knowledge about (presumably) fictional internet personality ELLEN BARSHEVSKY
I agree. Ellen could not in any event have let Alan back into her life, let alone between her knees. She now is holding out for a marriage contract before any man is again permitted in her lady garden. Kudos to Ellen for maintaining her morality in the face of an army of slobs waiting to dip their wicks into her. As Ellen would say: FOOEY!