drinkeing beer and peppermint Shnap’s

Folks, Ellen is going to quote Rousseau for us. She may even already have done so on a Coffee Break post--but if so it's still in moderation.

But not only for that...this post seems a little out of place. I don't recall a Hamton's plan with Myrna, and for all this faux trader/Rolex wearing stink breath we hear nothing today about the named characters who actually are contending for Ellen's tuchus heart. Is it some kind of narrative interlude? A palate-cleansing of sorts before we get back to the regular roll? 

Ellen :

11/11/2013 at 9:47 am

Yay! HOLIDAY SPLURGE MONDAY! I love today b/c I am not being nuzzeled by men, and can rest in my OWN apartement!

I went to the Hamton’s with Myrna this weekend and it was cold and damp. FOOEY! And this guy who was a banker, was nuzzeling me on Saturday night at the house, and he did NOT even know me. He figured b/c he was a banker and I was a lawyer and MYRNA’s Freind, that I would be very receptive to his OVERTURE’S. And b/c he had been drinkeing beer and peppermint Shnap’s, his mouth STUNK! Why would I want to nuzzel with a smelly drunk, just b/c he was a banker? Not a chance, Mr. Banker. I do NOT even know what he does at Bearclay’s — I think they are a bank, but I have NEVER seen a branche office near me. He say’s he want’s to be a trader, but trust me, this guy has breathe that can stop a truck! I think he thought that I would just melt b/c he had a ROLEX watch. I am NOT the type of girl that is impresed by stuff like that.

MYRNA went into the other room with this other guy, and I am NOT sure what they were doeing, but they BOTH had to leave when I told the Bearclay’s guy that I was NOT interested in stayeing over, and that he should go back to where ever it was he came from, and the other guy was the one who was driveing. YAY! Myrna did NOT seem to be to concerned and I think that guy was proababley tryeing to see if Myrna would have sex with him also. FOOEY! Who want’s guy’s that just want to have sex, then burp and walk away. I am readeing this book that tells us women NOT to put up with this. We are worth more than just haveing sex with.

There was this guy, Rousseau, that was quoted in the book. FOOEY on Rousseau, b/c men must be listening to him. I will get that quote for tomororow, but all the HIVE should p’ost this quote on their door when a man think’s he is goieng to have free sex, and just tell the men that you do NOT subscribe to what this doosh said hundred’s of year’s ago. FOOEY! FOOEY!

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