A repository for institutional knowledge about (presumably) fictional internet personality ELLEN BARSHEVSKY
Poor Ellen needs a man to marry her first! Go Ellen but don't "settel"!!!!
There are no worthy men in her life; at least none that she's told us about. Alan must have came close, but fell down hard once he started to hit the bottle.
Ellen may not get slovenly, but WTH is going on with Ellenwatch? No entries for days, resulting in abbreviated (if any) commentary when she finally puts her poop chute in her computer chair to enlighten us! C'mon already��. We want to come here to read Ellen, not Corporette!
Give Ellenwatch a break. She was probably getting it on the side for those days where we saw nothing. But now, energized, she is back, with some pretty good posts. I am praying Ellenwatch puts in a good word for me with Ellen because I would like to get it on the side (and the back) from Ellen, that is, if the pigs I work with (aka Sunshine Girls) don't derail my amorous but very well meaning intentions.