Remember that if Myrna works for JP Morgan, that means we now know Sam does too. If any ELLENWatchers have insider connects, please let us know! Coworkers have other coworkers.
Yes, alway’s wear a suit to an INTERVIEW, even if it is in the SAME COMPANY. This way, they know you can dress profesional, and can meet with cleint’s if they need you to.
I have had alot of troubel with the manageing partner’s computer today. I think there is a VIRUS or something on it b/c there are alot of POP-UPs that keep popping up telling me that my virus definition’s are OUT of date and I need to buy new software. There is also some popup where there is a girl who is wearing a VERY skimpy batheing suit telling that I should click here and watch her loose her top completely. FOOEY! I think the manageing partner has been to PORNO sight’s and now they are askeing that he come back. DOUBEL FOOEY b/c I need to work and am worried that my file’s are being looked at by these sights b/c of the viruses in his machine.
I think I will ask the manageing partner if I can get the teck guy to scrub his disk of these dirty things, or mabye I can get the teck guy to configure MY machine for office use, even tho it is a MACBOOK AIR and we use window’s here.
Does any one in the hive have a MACBOOK AIR in a network that runs Window’s? This way, if the answer is YES, I can tell the teck guy that he can do it. Now I can ONLEY access my email from HOME but when I bring in my MACBOOK AIR, I am NOT abel to access anything unless I go through a WIRELESS network and it is VERY slow here.
The manageing partner is now lookeing at places on Park Avenue for us, but they are all below 34th street. I perfer closer to Grand Central or even closer to my freind, who work’s at JP Morgan bank uptown. The manageing partner says he looked there with the rental agent, but he did NOT like the space.
Willem called me again on my cell– I think he is geting more interested in me b/c he say’s he like’s my voice (that sound’s strange, but OK, it’s better then saying he like’s me for my tuchus), and he said he had to go to a meeting in Newark, New Jersey today, so he will call me to TALK tonite. YAY, but Myrna is comeing over to bake cookies with me so he might have to talk to Myrna if my hand’s are full of dough. We will see if he calls. Sam also keeps texting me and mom called to say again that dad is not goeing to talk to me until I set up another date with Sam. I am getting tired of dad dictating who I should see and date. FOOEY!
I think it is terrible that Ellen has to use a machine that the managing partner used while watching porno. No wonder the keys are sticky!!!!
ReplyDeleteEllenwatch, you missed a pretty funny one. I've copied it below, but it has some good updates for you to share.
Ellen :
09/24/2013 at 6:07 pm
Hug’s to you. You will do OK if you keep your chin up! You should try the hotmail website, I think now called MSN.com b/c not that many peeople use it.
I think there was a probelem with this websight today. I could NOT get on and the manageing partner wanted to know why I was swareing at his PC! I told him it was b/c the key’s were all sticky. FOOEY b/c he like’s to drink coffee with SUGAR, and his sticky fingers are all over the key’s!
Mom called and told me that dad was still mad at me and will NOT be calling me until I set up a date with Sam. I told her that Sam’s nose pickeing was gross and I could NOT beleive that his car radio was full of booger’s! I said Dad did NOT have to talk to me as LONG AS HE PAID ALL OF MY BILLS. I know he like’s to talk to me b/c I have a law degree and can tell him all about my court apearance’s! He will call soon I am sure. I was in court today and the judge asked me if I wanted to meet his nephew, who is a busnessman in Queen’s. I said mabye (but I ask the HIVE why not), b/c all of the loosers I am dateing do NOT want to get married and his nephew does. He is 36 year’s old and has his OWN small busness.
The danger I see is that if it does NOT work out, the judge will get mad and I will NOT win all of my cases any more. I am worried about that. On the other hand, if it DOES work out, I can get MARRIED and get $50,000 from Grandma Leyeh! YAY!!!! I have to decide quick–is there any CONCENSUS in the HIVE about this? I will follow your advise… but HELP b/c I am goeing back into court on Thursday!!!! FOOEY!!!!
Where is ELLENWATCH?????
ReplyDeleteWithout her insight or involvement, I fear Ellen could get poked unwittingly by this so-called sophisticated Willem, as women in Holland and Denmark are generally very open with their bodies for all forms of intercourse.
I can be much more satisfying than some alien named Willem. The only thing is I'm not sure I can take all the whining.
ReplyDeleteI doubt it Vinny. I am not even sure Ellen (or any one else) would be able to tell if ever made it inside! I can tell you, sir, that size does matter, at least in your case.
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