A repository for institutional knowledge about (presumably) fictional internet personality ELLEN BARSHEVSKY
Wednesday, January 22, 2014
in my freezer inside a box of brocolii
Genius plan; no surprise coming from a genius. This emergency fund has been depreciating for years, the broccoli's sell-by date was in 1999, and no doubt Ellen would have a more graceful tuchus if she'd eaten it rather than CRUMB'S.