A repository for institutional knowledge about (presumably) fictional internet personality ELLEN BARSHEVSKY
Rosa worked at Nordstrom's? Perhaps this is where she met Ed -- shopping for a pair of Docksiders? OMG, I can just picture Rosa batting her eyelashes and charming the pants off of Ed in the shoe department! In any event, she does not appear to have the post-graduate education that Ellen has, which permitted Ellen to be where she is now. But she doesn't need any of that -- she did well also; a doting spouse, kids, big house in the country with a picket fence, and a huge SUV to track through the backwoods of the suburbs. Will Ellen ever have this life? Would she really ever take it if it presented itself? I don't think so. Witness the foregone opportunity with the feed store manager!
Rosa must really be hot. There simply are no barkers working at Nordstroms, so I think I can't go wrong if they let me into this family. If I get the chance, maybe I can prove myself to the family and once having that "in" get Ellen to go along. If you have the address / phone for old man Barshevsky, please post it and I will call him directly. Unfortunately, I don't see any listed number for any of them. I don't know Ed's last name and don't see any Rosa Barshevsky's anywhere on the Internet. Help me out Ellenwatch! Ellen deserves me! Make it happen and I'll find a guy for you too if you want. Come on, spill, Ellenwatch!
Believe me, if I had contact info for Ellen's father I would have plastered it all over the internet years ago. I would absolutely love to unleash you and all your compatriots on this man. Unfortunately, everyone involved is equally fictional, so he no more has a phone number than you have a phone to call him. Rosa I might protect if it came down to it, but traditional trophy that she is I am certain she's taken Ed's last name (which we don't know). So no help there either.