A repository for institutional knowledge about (presumably) fictional internet personality ELLEN BARSHEVSKY
Yowza! This one is for me! And if it's true that she hasn't been with anyone since Allen, then I'm there! She'll be a whole lot fresher than the herd of cows I've been plowing at the firm and she has money. Set us up, ellenwatch, please? And don't listen to the sows I see on this blog demeaning me. They sure enjoyed it when I gave them their obligatory pleasures, but no more. Even Vinnie has minimum standards beneath I will no longer venture ever again! Please ellenwatch get me an entree and Ellen will be singing from the top of Orgasmic Mountain.
Personally, I would stay away from a guy like this. Once a woman succumbs to his "charms" and provides access to a worm like this, he will, after saitiating himself, move on after branding the woman as a slut.
Protect Ellen from this guy's wiener!