A repository for institutional knowledge about (presumably) fictional internet personality ELLEN BARSHEVSKY
Gourmet or not, I will take Ellen, at least for the short term. However, like the rest of us Kutzas, we are all good cooks, so I would expect Ellen to spend at least 1 hour a day in the kitchen cooking up delicacies for the both of us. Perhaps once a week or so, we could go out to eat, but I prefer having healthy home cooked meals to crap cooked by guys who just came out of jail. In the interest of full disclosure, I have a clean record and am otherwise clean from an STD point of view. Can these other skanks claim the same? I doubt it.
Where are the sunshine hags? I see they too dare not show us their dirty fingers, as they must be otherwise occupied with the partners.