A repository for institutional knowledge about (presumably) fictional internet personality ELLEN BARSHEVSKY
What is this? Now the new guy gets a date and I get nothing? What does he have that I do not? Even her grandmother would recommend me if she knew of me? And what is all of this stuff with sex on the weekends only? If she were with me, it would be a twice daily affair. Once before we got up, and once before we went to sleep. Not a bad gig, if she only knew about me.
Ellenwatch evidently knows I am right. Her silence is deafening!