I was kind of hoping she would never chime in on these threads about pubic grooming, but with the sheer volume I suppose it was inevitable. Again, nothing more graphic than this, please!
UPDATE: Toeing the line, guys. My favorite aspect of these added comments is that Vinnie has become Vincent--perhaps he thinks this will make him more credible to his love interest? Law Diva surprises me a bit, meanwhile. I've noted her impressive Ellen knowledge before now, but this degree of playing along raises new questions. Finally, I'm wondering if "RZ" might be Sunshine Girl Rita. ***NO ADDITIONAL GROSSNESS I IMPLORE***
Yay! Open thread’s! I love FRIDAY’s thread’s!
Alan was very demanding about my garden, b/c he wanted me to look like a young girl, and it was NOT good. What is WORST is that Alan never tended his own “garden” and you can imagine how rideiculus it was for him to tell ME what to do when he was a smelley MESS. FOOEY! No more of that from him or any other GUY.
I posted a TAX question yesterday on the CAMI thread, but not alot of peeople read it, I am re-posting in the hope that there is someone in the HIVE that can settel an arguement.
I have a TAX THREAD JACK for the HIVE. My dad is prepareing my 1040 TAX return. DAD did NOT agree with Frank’s includeing $1835 on a Form 1099 for me, which is for last year’s clotheing REIMBURSMENT allowance. My dad say’s that this money should NOT be taxeable b/c I have to wear nice clothe’s for work and the reimbursment is not different then me getting a free uniform from the manageing partner to wear, which I wear ONLY for work. My dad says b/c no taxes were taken out, I will have alot of EXTRA taxes of about $600 for this 1099. He also says the manageing partner should have considered this payroll income if he had to include it at all, and then they would be payeing taxes too, which they are NOT. FOOEY!
So Dad told me to tell Frank NOT to file the 1099, and if he already did, that he should REDUCE my W2 for next year by $2,000 to cover the cost of money. Dad says that if I have to include the 1099 money, then I should be abel to deduct 100% of the clothes I bought last year (more then the $1835 on the 1099), which is over $6000, b/c he say’s there is no way I would have needed all of those clothe’s if I was just still workeing as a process server. Dad is very smart, as a MENSA nominee, and he makes alot of sense, but I am very confused. FOOEY!
Frank disagree’s. He says it is INCOME, and that my clotheing is NOT at all deducteable either, b/c I can wear those clothe’s any where, even if I don’t. Frank onley filed the 1099 with the IRS b/c I was over $600, and he is NOT going to do what my dad want’s. If I am goieing to have to pay an extra $600 in taxes, should I ask the manageing partner to reimburese me for the taxe’s? DOES ANYONE IN THE HIVE KNOW? THIS IS SO COMPLECATED and I DO NOT WANT TO GET AUDITED, so PLEASE HELP!
Have a great weekend! I am off to Baltimore Sunday and may not have INTERNET ACCESS for a few day’s! FOOEY!
- I will support your position with the IRS, even though Frank has the better argument over Mr. MENSA. If you date me, I will never question how you tend your “lady garden” either. I also will not request access more than you are comfortable providing. I am very clean and fresh downstairs and do not drink; hence far preferable to Alan. So how about dinner and giving me a free test drive?
Law Diva :
Ellen, frank is right. And do not let sleaze bags bamboozle you into giving them access to your lady garden. Guys will say anything to get into your panties. And kudos for dumping Alan. The dual standard is crazy. If you had to shave clean (or even a landing strip) just to please him, he should have scrubbed himself clean before demanding you give him oral sex. He is despicable. I won’t do that unless the guy showers right before we go to bed and not after we have had sex either. It has to be first.- Men are pigs! You are lucky to be rid of him! And I would deduct it. Who is going to audit you? The IRS is busy with bigger fish.
Frank might be right but I'd be prepared under the right circumstances to defend your dad's position with the IRS--after all he is MENSA eligible.
ReplyDeleteAlso, I would not question you on how you tend your "lady garden" and am clean and fresh, unlike your ex, down there. I assure you regular access, and hope you will reciprocate. Finally, I will accept your tuchus, however large it is, or will become.
You won't regret liaising with me.