"Like do you tell anyone you have a blog detailing the chronicles of a fake poster"

Just transcribing for thoroughness of records. It's actually kind of a perverse honor to have people speculate that I am Ellen--to think I know my subject that well. And thank's for the Lasik idea, moss! If Ellen ever explains away this discrepancy, she may owe her cover to you. 

ELLENWatch :

03/05/2013 at 2:26 pm

[Sound of my whistle blowing]

http://ellenwatch.blogspot.com/2011/09/his-mustash-does-not-catch-all-of-soup.html

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• Anonymous :

  03/05/2013 at 2:32 pm
  the fact that whoever is ellen spends an incredible amount of time on this site posting everyday as a fake poster, and the fact that you made a blog about it and can recall her information from 2011 within minutes is so insane it almost becomes sane. Like do you tell anyone you have a blog detailing the chronicles of a fake poster on a blog (not even a fake blog, a fake internet commentator) Or is it just a secret guilty pleasure? Or are you Ellen and the conspiracy goes all the way to the top?
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  • Nonny :

    03/05/2013 at 2:39 pm
    Whoah. If ELLENWatch is really Ellen…..my head is spinning. Kind of like an Escher print.

    (Not that I really think they are the same person….and ELLENWatch, keep up the good work!) :-)
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    • AnonInfinity :

      03/05/2013 at 4:56 pm
      Mind. Blown.
  • ELLENWatch :

    03/05/2013 at 2:47 pm
    What a glorious post! “So insane it almost becomes sane” is an apt way to put it, I think. Direct Q&A:

    1) Yes, ELLENWatch’s intimates know all about her blog.
    2) It’s certainly a pleasure but I do not feel guilty about it.
    3) While my life would be much more straightforward if I were Ellen, I am not. At this point I’d say we have a very complex, but still mutually mysterious, relationship.
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    Kanye East :

    03/05/2013 at 5:54 pm

    Hush, now. It is not insane. It is amazing.

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• moss :

  03/05/2013 at 3:29 pm
  maybe she got Lasix?
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  • Cassie :

    03/05/2013 at 3:53 pm
    You mean LASIK. Trust me on this one.
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