On a less triumphant note, Alan's "new" girlfreind really isn't that new anymore, and I think Ellen's real test will be seeing him marry her, and perhaps even stop drinking/burping, and still maintaining the resolve that she was right to dump him. I know I'm asking a lot of this narrator, but somebody has to do the goal-setting and I don't see any other volunteers...
Ellen :
This is the way I felt with Alan. Releived that it was over, but sad that I did NOT have a boyfreind any more. Don’t worry, tho, there will be another man for all of us, me, a Barshevsky, and you, a Frankenweather, both honorable name’s.
I have figured out that there is no MR. Right, but I do NOT want a Mr. Right Now, either, b/c they just want for me to take my clothe’s off, and when I do, they are out the door after sex, and will NOT marry me. Even Mr. Sheketovits, who professed his LOVE for me, just wanted me for sex. FOOEY on Mr. Sheketovits! I hope his new girlfreind is on to him, b/c she may be giving him good sex thinkeing that he will MARRY her, but trust me, he will NOT, onley find another woman to have sex with afterward once the current girlfreind wants to get MARRIED.
Wait for a decent guy to show up, and do NOT worry about it. There are plenty of fish in the sea, and even tho alot of them smell a little, you can find a fresh one that will not stink. YAY!!!!
I have figured out that there is no MR. Right, but I do NOT want a Mr. Right Now, either, b/c they just want for me to take my clothe’s off, and when I do, they are out the door after sex, and will NOT marry me. Even Mr. Sheketovits, who professed his LOVE for me, just wanted me for sex. FOOEY on Mr. Sheketovits! I hope his new girlfreind is on to him, b/c she may be giving him good sex thinkeing that he will MARRY her, but trust me, he will NOT, onley find another woman to have sex with afterward once the current girlfreind wants to get MARRIED.
Wait for a decent guy to show up, and do NOT worry about it. There are plenty of fish in the sea, and even tho alot of them smell a little, you can find a fresh one that will not stink. YAY!!!!
DC Summer :
“There are plenty of fish in the sea, and even tho alot of them smell a little, you can find a fresh one that will not stink. YAY!!!!”
lololololk-padi :
That is an awesome line!January :
Ellen is surprisingly wise, at times.
Katie :
I love the name Frankenweather.
Ms. Basil E. Frankweiler :
Thanks ladies (especially, oddly enough, Ellen). [...]
- Jeesh – I take a break and go on vacation and ELLEN is giving good advice??? rut-roh
Ellen needs to know that from a man's perspective, he must continue to use his sexual parts if he does not want them to shrink and wither. Her ex is only doing what he has to, as a man, who needs a woman: According to Web MD:
ReplyDelete"If they don't do anything to maintain normal erections, they will get shortening of the penis. Without regular erections, penile tissue can become less elastic and shrink, making the penis 1-2 centimeters shorter.
http://men.webmd.com/guide/8-things-you-did-not-know-about-your-penis
So don't fault the poor dude for finding a home for his weenie, because he can ill-afford to have it any shorter. I doubt Ellen worked him too hard on this score.