A repository for institutional knowledge about (presumably) fictional internet personality ELLEN BARSHEVSKY
My guess is that Ellen is very pretty, but with a slightly heavy rear-end. If she ever is able to stay away from the dessert wagon for a few weeks, and she works out religously, she might really be a cover girl. For now, it seems that her sweet tooth will condemn her to a life where being overweight is OK for her, based on mom's genetics. Unfortunately, this is wrong, and will lead to a host of unnecessary medical complications once Ellen is over 40 or 45. She should revel in her good looks now, lose 10 pounds and keep it off, and then have her pick of men, instead of having to settle for those limited supply of men who are circling her now.