The more urgent element of this post is the scrunchie, though (in all its infinite spellings). Ellen had already been caught in contradictions by which MP allegedly required her to wear scrunchies in the office, and then forbade them--this is her second pass at resolveing it (here is her first). How is she now promoting them as casual, however, when in the past she FAMOUSLY advocated them as strictly professional, indeed SCOTUS attire?
Round two, Ellen. Reconcile your internally inconsistent scrunchie positions, again.