A repository for institutional knowledge about (presumably) fictional internet personality ELLEN BARSHEVSKY
Allen has plowed the bejesus out of her! No wonder men just want to bone her. Why buy the cow when you can get the tuchus for free?
Aren't you the witty one! Well you are one person who are not going to get any tuchus at any cost so you might as well price out a cow or two.
I agree. Men should not be given access to any woman's vajayjay until they have made their vaginal intentions well known in advance.