Thursday, March 6, 2014

When I am 50, I will NOT be abel to use my tuchus

So age 50 is going to happen 15 years from now? Doing better, Ellen. I've been saying for a while that you have to be at least 35, and finally you (tacitly) agree. I actually think 35 is your minimum possibel age, but we'll see where this goes. 

One note of caution to MP: there is such a thing as too tight veering from oooogle-worthy to problematic. The seam on the back of Ellen's suit skirt could split when she sits down to lunch. 

Yay! I love this sheathe dress, and the manageing partner love’s me in Navy blue b/c he says my hair acentuate’s the dark blue and with red lipstick, the judge “goe’s crazy”…..(who knew?)
As to the OP, do not worry about it that you made a boo boo by weareing slack’s into court, but ALWAYS remember that you do better with a MAN judge if you can show him you have NICE leg’s, but make sure NOT to show to much of your leg’s or opposeing council will get mad and claim that you are takeing advantage of the situeation by useing your body (and he would be right! — but we have to take what ever advantage’s we can with the court’s).
The manageing partner asked that I go with him tomorrow to meet with 2 new potential cleint’s at the Lamb’s club, and that I wear my new RED suit. I told him that the red suit is a littel tight on me b/c it is winter and I have NOT been abel to work out as much, so I cannot get in to it b/c it is way to tight in the seat.
The manageing partner said I should STILL wear it — he think’s they are old horndog’s who will apreciate a tight dress. FOOEY! Why should I have to parade my tuchus just to get new busness? I have a brain that I need to show, not a tuchus. When I am 50, I will NOT be abel to use my tuchus, just my brain and if the manageing partner does NOT start high lighting my BRAIN’s, where will I be in 15 year’s? DOUBEL FOOEY!
For now, I realy need to find a guy to get me a child, NOW. Grandma Trudy say’s to be flexibel, and that I think mean’s NOT to selective. FOOEY b/c I am a partner and should not have to have some schlub haveing sex with me just for a child. I do NOT want a sweaty schlub useing me as a blow up doll just so that I can get pregenant. TRIPEL FOOEY! I am goeing to follow up with Rosa about her ex-freind’s ex husband, but I do NOT think much of all that b/c he will want a cuter, younger me. FOOEY!

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  1. I love it!

    haveing sex with me just for a child. I do NOT want a sweaty schlub useing me as a blow up doll just so that I can get pregenant. TRIPEL FOOEY! I am goeing to follow up with Rosa about her ex-freind’s ex husband, but I do NOT think much of all that b/c he will want a cuter, younger me....

    Ellen needs to learn that most men will not marry unless they can be assured that have regular sex with their wives that's better than the women they already have access to. Otherwise, the men will just continue to have sex with women on the outside. Ellen also needs to be clear that if she should marry a guy, once she stops providing him with good sex, he will go back out to where he can get good sex. Im not sure about this Ernie, but I share Ellenwatch's concern that he may not be good for Ellen

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    1. Agree with Anon. But I wonder just how old Ellen is. A few weeks ago, she hinted she was not much over 30, and that matches my calculation that she might have been born in 1981 or 1982. What say Ellenwatch?

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    2. She's been flirting with disclosing her age lately, so more enlightened times may soon be upon us. This is also her birthday month, another good opportunity for finally getting it said.

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