Sunday, March 23, 2014

have to be some kind of legal amabasssodor

Yet again, Harold is ba-ack. I don't know what is going to make this early-twenties baldie lose interest for good, but recall that he is the manageing partner's nephew and thus snubbing him outright could bring professional complication's. As for the several day's worth of food allegedly lodged in his beard, this is a pattern of molding facial hair present elsewhere in his family. Not much good news here I'm afraid. 

Yay! Coffee Break’s! I love Kate Spade and this satchel, and it is onley $250. I am goeing to show my dad b/c I am tired of carrying my LIT bag everywhere I go. FOOEY! This seem’s to be big enough to carry alot of things, so mabye he will give me something else to carry that does NOT have my initals on it. To many guy’s try to guess my name b/c of my initals, and I am tired of telleing them to go away. I think they do not care as long as they get to talk to me, but I do not want to have to be some kind of legal amabasssodor just b/c I have a lit bag. DOUBEL FOOEY!
As for the OP, no, you realy should NOT wear open toe shoe’s, even peep toe is VERBOTEN at my firm and the manageing partner has told me and Madeline that he does NOT care to see our toes. That is fine by me b/c in NYC, there is so much dog poop on the street that peep toe’s would turn into poop toes very quickley. As it is, I still have to scrape the poopie off the bottom of the shoe’s but I cant imagine how gross scrapeing off poopie would be from my toe’s!
Harold caught me comeing out of the NYSC last nite, and now he want’s to go out for a bite to eat. I do NOT even think he is workeing but I do not want to P.O. the manageing partner if he finds out I gave Harold the heave-ho. I do not think I would date him even if he was workeing b/c he is so young and dumb. I think he had his skatebord under his arm, but I could not tell under the heavy coat he was wearing. He also needed a shave. Why is it that young guy’s don’t shave? Do they think women are attracted to that dirty look, or are they just trying to show they have hormone’s now that let them grow beard’s? FOOEY in any event b/c I would not want that dirty beard tickeling me. Harold also is baldeing and now has as much hair on his face as he has on his head! DOUBEL FOOEY!
Also, who want’s to know what Harold ate for the last 3 days? I do NOT want to have to check his dirty beard to find out. He does NOT look like Charlston Heston in the 10 commandments. Otherwise, I might be attracted to that. YAY!!!!!!


  1. Ellen better not be too diplomatic to this guy inthe sack or I'm out of here. The last thing I want to do is kiss a woman whose done a bald guy.

  2. I know NYC is dirty but how does Ellen magically step into crap so often? Maybe the smell is what drives the decent guys away!

    1. Here I concur with Donna. Dog crap is not a good thing, but it is possible to avoid it if you just look where you are going. Ellen in all likelihood does not look down and just winds up stepping in crap all around town. If she would be more careful, she would be able to preserve her shoes by not stepping into dogcrap.