Saturday, March 15, 2014

smile’s very smirky

Below: I think we have reached the final frontier of resignation/abandonment regarding Ellen's sexual integrity. First (recently) we had Ellen bluntly admitting she was prepared to sleep with IRS Benjamin in order to quash the audit. Now we have Dad saying she really might as well get into bed with at least a few men if she wants any prayer of getting married before menopause. The only glimmer of hope I see here is that she does seem to be thinking critically about this strategy--after all, she says, it did not work with Alan. But how long will she hold out? Dad has prevailed on all subjects and at all times thus far, so I think a great fall cannot be too far in our future. 

All the more reason to reconsider and give Alan one more chance.

YAY!!!! Fruegel Friday’s! I love Fruegel Friday’s and this Pencil Dress! It is very styleish, Kat, and not to expensive!
As for the OP, I agree that Florida is goeing to be to humid by then. Have you considered Keiwah Island South Carolina? It is not realy an Island that you need a boat to get to and it is very warm. Dad was considering buying a home there to retire, but he then thought that it would be better if he was closer, such as VA or NC. So he is still in NY, b/c he says he can NOT leave until I at least have a steady boyfreind he approve’s of who will finaly marry me. He also suggest’s that I start warmeing up the engines (meaning letting men try me out) so that they will be quicker to MARRY me. Alan did this for a while, and guess what? NO marrage to him. FOOEY! Mom agrees and told dad that all I got out of it was alot of unnecesary “lube jobs” that I did NOT need. DOUBEL FOOEY!
Benjamin stayed in town and we went out for DELI. He misses the NY Deli scene b/c in DC there are mainley southern deli’s that do NOT have real corn beef or real pickel’s. He offered to pay, but I said it would be a conflect of interest, thank’s to my CLE that I listened to. YAY! I hope they know this when they come to looke over our record’s. FOOEY!
Benjamin asked if I wanted to come out to his parent’s house on LI this weekend and we can go do thing’s. I said I would let him know today, b/c he is goieng to be there anyway, and Willem is pressureing me to do something with HIM this weekend in the City. Sam also has reapeared and asked if I wanted to go to a basketball game. Why is it that men think we want to see a bunch of guy’s jumping up and down chaseing an orange basketball all day. I do NOT find that very much fun. FOOEY!
Myrna said that the kitchen guy who grabbed her on the esecalator smile’s very smirky when she is in the cafeteria, and whisper’s to his freind about her. She thinks he is telling him that she had sex with him or something b/c now the other guy is also smirkeing at her, and she think’s that he will come and ask her out for sex or something. FOOEY on men that just look at us as sexueal object’s! We have brain’s and are so much more then blow up dolls for them to be huffeing and puffeing on until they are satisfied. I do NOT like men who just want us for sex and then just walk away. DOUBEL FOOEY!

5 comments:

  1. Do you really see Ellen spreading her legs to attract a mate? I don't.

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    1. And who said that Ellen was going to screw Benjamin to forestall the tax audit. I do not recall her agreeing to any such thing. That would be very un-Ellenlike. Ellenwatch, can you comment on the veracity of this allegation?

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    2. Yeah, she was fairly open to it after MP gave her $100 toward a new white blouse. Where have you been, anyway? If you don't read here regularly enough I may not get yelled at for negligence regularly enough.

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  2. I think the two guys on the food line have done more than merely discussed Myrna as the object of their sexual desires.

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    1. Yes, they are both dirtbags.

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