A repository for institutional knowledge about (presumably) fictional internet personality ELLEN BARSHEVSKY
Pippa Middleton looked absolutely fabulous at her sister's wedding - she stole the show, in fact I thought. As far as tuchises are concerned, I think she outclassed almost all of England that day. And she is not married either, so I do not think that a perfect tuchis leads to a perfect husband. You need to communicate this to Ellen!
Ellen probably does not have the tuchis of Pippa. But she is a US lawyer, so that has to count for something with the men of this country, no? Query whether Ellenwatch would prefer to have Ellen's brains and Pippa's tuchis, or Pippa's brains and Ellen's tuchis?
I am Ellen-aspirant in every area of my life. But obviously I have to be realistic.
I think I would take Pippa's tuchis, and Ellen's brains, because with a tuchis like that I would not even have to be that brainy!