Mooveing on to the ex-friend's ex-husband, I am not sure why the usually prudent Myrna isn't seeing all the red flags I see. Her "warning" about premarital intimacy also comes approximately 15 years too late. Why isn't Myrna married, anyway? We've heard all about how attractive, outgoing and accomplished she is, but everyone knows that's all a smokescreen. I'll take her advice seriously when she shows us she really knows how to snare a catch.
Fans, if I missed any Alan posts please help me out.