A repository for institutional knowledge about (presumably) fictional internet personality ELLEN BARSHEVSKY
Welcome back Ellenwatch. I began to think you ran off with one of Ellen's suitors for a wild weekend of forbidden activity!
Yes, I've noted that this is more or less the assumption every time I fall a few days behind. But I am neither so alluring nor so conniving! Come up with a more banal explanation.
Yes, I agree. Welcome back, but then what are you doing on your long sojourns away from this blog? Might we even get a hint as to what those fingers are so busy doing on your "off days"?