I wonder if its a sign of Spring here in the Northeast?
A guy I used to date last Spring called me last week looking to tend my lady garden. It’s been a long, cold winter and now that the frost is over, I would appreciate a little tilling, but I am not sure I want him doing the gardeining again, as he proved useless when it came last year to the harvest season. Any ideas, ladies?
And this is what happens... :
When you take garden analogies waaaaaaaaay too far.- I think Tenley might be one of Ellen’s friends, not sure.
Orangerie :
I also assumed it was a troll. That said, the garden metaphors have grown quite tiresome.
- wut
The obvious response :
Tell him to plant his seeds somewhere else.- He was “useless” before? I wouldn’t see the point.
- Tell him it’s grown into a brier patch?
- Wouldn’t harvest season imply giving birth?
I would not go down there if all these guys are humping this woman but i pray it's not Ellen. I need a woman who I can be sure is to be the father of my children, not some woman who sleeps with any guy that feeds her!
ReplyDeleteWe appreciate it when men pleasure us but do not like guys who just roll over once they're spent. A little hand action goes a long way with us.
ReplyDeleteI do not like strange guys down there. Donna, you sound like any guy will do, as long as he is willing to do you! Have some discretion. Strange guys can be dangerous. Remember the movie with Jill Clayborgh from the 1980s. Wierd men are all over the place and you don't want them in your lady garden.
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