lookeing at the shoe like it was goeing to move or something

Foul odor: the joke that never get's old. I wonder if she got dessert with Myrna last night. UPDATE: "Vinnie" has posted with a proposition in line with most of Ellen's goals (though note the "first 2 dates" specification), also indicating his status as a Sunshine Dude. We were warned about them--the male co-workers of my favorite fake commentariat--and recently they have begun posting here themselves. I suspected it was just a matter of time until suitors started pursuing Ellen on Corporette, as they often have on other sites, but the timing makes it particularly obvious that Vinnie is with S&S Associates. His more honest summary of intentions can be found in anonymous posts here and in his follow-up comment below. 

Ellen :

01/18/2013 at 5:05 pm

I do love the COLOR’s!!!! Yay! My Nike’s have either DOG poop or HORSE poop in the tread’s and I have NOT been abel to get them out, even with a MECKANICAL PENCIL. And its smells! FOOEY! There should be a LAW that make’s it CRIMINAL to leave a dog’s (or horse) POOP on the sidewalk or the STREET. I do NOT know where I steped in it, but it is alot of it in my LEFT shoe, and it smells BAD.

The manageing partner thought it was ME until I told him it was my SHOE and that it was probabely DOG poop from 3rd Avenue somewhere. FOOEY!

The manageing partner told me to leave the shoe’s in the supplie’s closet. Jim kept lookeing at the shoe like it was goeing to move or something. FOOEY! I am goeing to the dry cleaner’s tonite and ask them what they can do. I am sure I am NOT the first person that has expensive shoe’s that are CAKED with poop that need to be CLEANED! DOUBEL FOOEY!!

I am meeting Myrna for dinner tonite. We are eating Italian. Yay! Lot’s of Red Sauce for me with a VEAL PARMAGAN! YAY!!!!!!

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Vinnie :

01/19/2013 at 3:33 pm

Ellen, I’d clean your Nike’s for you if you’d go out with me. I am an eligible bachelor, with a job and like to treat women right. I do not demand sex on the first 2 dates, and will pay for dinner and a movie. I am considered handsome, am 6 foot 1 and weigh 190 pounds. If you or Myrna want to double date, I can bring a friend for Myrna. If you turn out to be as good as I think, I’ll buy you a new pair and we can go running together, as I live in Murray Hill.

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• Anon :
  01/19/2013 at 7:04 pm
  Yay Vinnie! I bet you’re every bit as real as Ellen is. I can’t wait for you two to get together!
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  Vinnie :

  01/19/2013 at 3:39 pm

  Ellen is every man’s fantasy girl. She has a job, is evidently very good looking and is not too much of a feminista. The fact she cannot spell very well should not be a turn-off, because most guys like to be in the driver’s seat and she is not going to challenge them intellectually (at least I would hope not). As long as she brings home a good paycheck and is good in bed, what guy wouldn’t want that? That’s what I want, and a lot of my friends too who have been following her.

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