how I met alot of guy’s

Her advice to someone dressing for a date. Ellen continues to display confusion about whether her tuchus enlargening has meant boom or bust on the man market, and comments from Dad and MP are equally inconclusive (to say nothing of other male characters who have come and gone). 

I actually think about this dilemma seriously, in relation to Ellen as well as other real women, but have always struggled with how to articulate it: weight gain that most women would consider unwelcome is often met with more, rather than less, attention from men. This would seem "natural" or "healthy"--but said attention is often denigrating, as if the woman has landed in a new category of sexual symbols: someone to drag back to the cave rather than show off at the office party. The catcalls, the grabbing, the wildly inappropriate come-ons. Ellen describes an ongoing struggle to lose or at least maintain her weight, attracts no suitors who she actually sees as prospects, and yet deals with ooogeling and harassment everywhere she goes. The joke is...serius?

Ellen :

01/22/2013 at 1:05 pm

For what It’s worth, you do NOT want to wear JEAN’s. If you want to look cute wear a black pencil dress with a white or red silk shirt. This is how I met alot of guy’s and it should work for you unless you have a fat tuchus. GOOD LUCK!

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