What about LIPSTICK?
The manageing partner insist I wear RED lipstick alot, especialy when I make court apearance’s.
It is VERY bad if I am NOT very neat in applyeing the red lipstick b/c it can smear all over the place. More importantely, I also have to be VERY careful what I eat when I wear this. One time I ate a pastrami sandwich at MENDY’s waiting for the manageing partner to go downtown, and the next thing you know, I have lipstick on my chin and on my nose, and mustard also. What a mess I am he said, and he made me go into the FITHY SMELLEY bathroom at Grand Central to clean up. FOOEY!
I told him we should go out to the Morton’s near the station and I could ask to freshen up in thier bathroom, but he said NO, we need to go downtown soon. So I had to step through alot of wet stuff to clean up and the mirror was not even clean. DOUBEL FOOEY!
It is NOT easy to look compeleteely put together in NYC, b/c I do alot of eateing on the run, instead of at 5 star restrunt’s. FOOEY!
