I rely on my family when I broke up with Alan. They told me he was NO GOOD and lazy and that I was NOT missing anything when I broke up with him.
They also reminded me how gassy he was, and that he never did the DISHES or the LAUNDRY, and that he vomited alot from drinkeing beer and wine and Rob Roy’s! FOOEY! Why did a pretty and smart gal EVER go out with a sloppy drunk like him, who peeed on the floor all the time, they said. Once they told me this, I was NOT sad that he was NO longer there in my life. YAY!
