it was onley when he started dateing that the women said that he was smelley

In a more subtle manner than usual, Ellen has just tipped me off to a post I missed yesterday. Good to know that even in Ellen-world, old, wealthy men have to worry about their marriagability, if only to make sure they make it into the purview of another woman who will guarantee acceptable hygiene. Remind's me of how Ellen needs to find a husband who knows how to manage her weight. 

Ellen :

04/22/2013 at 2:20 pm

I learned from the manageing partner (of all peeople), that your suit’s have to be dry cleaned after no MORE then 4 weareing’s, and even more freueentely in the summer, when you SWEAT. He learned it after his first divorce, when his wife handeled all of his dry cleaneing. Once she was OUT of the picture, he did NOT know that, and his suit’s started getteing SMELLEY, and it was onley when he started dateing that the women said that he was smelley. So he talked to his sister, who told him that if women found him smelley, he would NEVER get married again, and that was b/c his suit’s stunk b/c he bathed regulearley. Once he took that lesson, the manageing partner got his “act in geat quick”, and was abel, soon after, to land Margie, who was married to a tricky guy who he had to buy out to get her. Now, the manageing partner may burp and pick his nose alot, but at least he has clean clotheing, all thanks to his sister, and Margie, who make’s sure he stay’s fresh as a daisey! YAY Margie!!!

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