A repository for institutional knowledge about (presumably) fictional internet personality ELLEN BARSHEVSKY
I would like to get some hugs from Ellen, and, with Ellenwatch's blessing, some tuchus for dessert. I am here, Ellen, if you are interested in me, say the word and tell me how to contact you! I am Vincent J. Kutza, and am now a 3rd Year associate.
Why would Ellen waste time with a guy several years behind her on the firm ladder? You keep saying you want my "endorsement," but 3rd year just isn't going to cut it, even if you were able to act like a gentleman on the internet.