A repository for institutional knowledge about (presumably) fictional internet personality ELLEN BARSHEVSKY
Ellen, you are right. Men are pigs (at least 98% of them). Lynn is younger than you, but you need not feel desperate for a guy. You have a career and a future, potentially as a judge if not a professor, so all is bright. You do not need a man to be complete. We are pulling for you and hope you get one, but realize that you can get inseminated artificially and have a child without having to do all of the other disgusting things that men make women do in order to have children.