I'm reading rumors that Prince Harry is engaged, and I just have to point out that the lucky lady is a whimsical blonde who almost always wears a scrunchie. Ellen has certainly expressed interest in a man who pretty much has the financial aspect of things locked down, so perhaps she sold herself short here.
But, you say, she never did like Sam's British accent! I suspect it has a certain vegan/nose-picking inflection that Harry's does not.
Ah well. At least I feel a little more vindicated in my own scrunchie collection. You really can't beat them for avoiding breakage and bending!