I'm reading rumors that Prince Harry is engaged, and I just have to point out that the lucky lady is a whimsical blonde who almost always wears a scrunchie. Ellen has certainly expressed interest in a man who pretty much has the financial aspect of things locked down, so perhaps she sold herself short here.
But, you say, she never did like Sam's British accent! I suspect it has a certain vegan/nose-picking inflection that Harry's does not.
Ah well. At least I feel a little more vindicated in my own scrunchie collection. You really can't beat them for avoiding breakage and bending!
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Great thought, but I thought she was repulsed by Sam's uncircumcised weenie? Do we know whether Harry had a bris? I'm sure there are women in the UK with first hand knowledge. Ladies?
ReplyDeleteHarry is going to marry a girl who wears a scrunchie? Never. He has his pick of women, and we would need to see a picture first.
ReplyDeleteThere are pics of her, but she's not as pretty as Harry should be able to have as prince.
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