No clue at all what kind of a gesture it is to hire a little person to sing happy birthday for someone on the (wildly) wrong day. What does this say about the judge's nephew? I feel like it could be amazing or it could be outrageously weird; need a lot more context.
Be glad for the bride! I would NOT be cheep b/c you may get married Hopefuuly. You have to convince your PARTNER. (whoever s/he is) not to focus on money. Enjoy that you have some WEDDING to go to.
Micheal met me for pasta primervera at a place on 48th. He did not want to go uptown and was romantic b/c he paid a little dwarf $5 to sing happy birthday and it was NOT MY BIRTHDAY! Yay!
He was also a gentelman b/c he did NOT STARE at me! All other men looke at my boobies not my eyes. He said he did not want to go to bed with me unless he cared for me and that was NOT Determinible after 1 date.
I told him I agreed. He opened the door for me and let me order first. Alan never did that and Gonzalo put his hands all over me! I am not a dog that wants men’s hands on my tuchus and boobies on day 1.
We agreed to meet again. Yay!
I hope he tells the judge b/c I have a difficult motion I need to win. We shall keep hopeing he is not a looser! Yay!
This guy is slippery. Watch out Ellen. He Could make a move when you are vulnerable.
ReplyDeleteI agree. The managing partner should be aware that this is the judge's nephew, and, if need be, alert the judge that this fellow should not take advantage of Ellen. Ellen is so hell-bent on getting married and having a child to get the money from her granny that she could well innocently get pregnant by this guy and then wind up married to a deli guy. She needs a professional to support her, not a guy who slices meat.
DeleteI have a comment for Ellenwatch. I and a friend have noted, to our chagrin, that you not posting regularly, the way you used to. Instead, you are batching up and posting a bunch of Ellen's posts at once. While this may, in other circumstances, not be that bad -- other than the fact we have to wait days to see them, the simple fact is that you are not adding much, if any, insight to the posts, the way you used to. Part of the reason we come here is because of the witty repartee you have and the insight you provide on the run with her posts. Now granted, we can always go directly to Corporette, dig through the morass of posts and find Ellen's posts ourselves (a time consuming and tedious exercise), but we prefer to come here instead, where you have done the dirty work for us. Given all of the foregoing, you have 3 choices: 1) do what you used to do (timely post with decent commentary); 2) batch-up the posts, but at least provide decent commentary for each (which you have not, of late done) or 3) batch up and post sporadically with little insight (your most recent modus operandi). We prefer #1, but will settle for #2. We do not like #3 and wish that you would get off your tuchis and add value if you are going to delay the posts going forward. Thank you.
ReplyDeleteAgree. Some other suggestions are Ellenwatch I spent and should pass the baton or take another hiatus or Ellenwatch is too busy with Gonzalo a man who appreciates her own caboose enough to focus on it, or Ellenwatch is über competitive with Ellen and is retaliating because more men are interested in poking Ellen than her. I have seen Ellenwatch posting over on Corporette so it's clear she is not in extremis.
DeleteCome on, Ellenwatch spill, will ya? Or at least get your fingers out of your own tuhis and use them to post!!!
This is LHH from Corporette, thank you for sending me this link! I am obsessed. I need to know what Ellen looks like! Put a face to the name. Also, how old is she...in my mind I'm thinking 37. I also picture her to be a size 10 fitting squeezing into a size 2.
ReplyDeleteWelcome, Laynee! I'm so glad you're benefiting from my efforts here. The picture in my blog heading is based on Ellen's reports on her own appearance, but see also Known Information and any posts tagged "Beauty" or "Meta." Thank you for your estimate re dress size; this is one of several topics on which we just can't get a consistent story.
DeleteAs I have said before, Abner, you get what you pay for. Go ahead and start a rival Ellen tracking blog if you want to show me how it's done better. I would graciously pass the baton if I determined that ANYYONE IN THE WORLD COULD DO even HAFF what I do in ELLENWatching!
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I agree with Ellenwatch, here. Abner, she is doing a good job so don't mess with her on this score unless you are willing and able to do a better job. I do think Ellenwatch might entertain having guest posters take over the site for a week or so if she is planning on taking a vacation. I do not think she is interested in dating any of the guys on the site or in competing with Ellen for male attention. Am I right Ellenwatch? Do you want to have someone track down Gonzalo so that he can paw your tuches? I don't think so, but it never hurts to ask?
DeleteI would never even try to compete with Ellen for a man--no prayer! It's humiliating enough to be the author of this blog.
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